CHAPTER ONE
It would be thanks to Petunia and Vernon Dursely of Albus Dumbledore's plans for the Greater Good being totally destroyed on the first of November 1981 when they discovered the bundled baby left on the door step and dropped him off at the furthest orphanage.
Harry grew up in the orphanage with his best friend Agnes who he would later discover was his godfather's Sirius Black's daughter till both he and Agnes were adopted by a dentist named Felonious Gru who was actually was a secret villain and now they were both eleven they were off to Hogwarts to learn magic with a couple of the minions not all of them though Dave, Stuart, Phil and mark.
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"I'm going to steal a unicorn!" Agnes exclaimed happily her eyes lightening up at the fact she would get a real unicorn Harry snorted rolling his eyes his sister was always obsessed with unicorns "that's fine also just don't get caught" Gru approved "now as I was saying before you interrupted over the course of the years we've managed to steal some really awesome things like big ben, the statue of liberty, the great pyramid"- cheers and applauds from the minions went throughout the room "Quiet!" Gru exclaimed "we also were going to steal the moon but it refused to stay shrinked" "aaaaawwwwwwww" all the minions pouted "but" Gru continued "I was talking that professor who came and told us her name what was it, McGonagall or something and they are hiding some special object in the school I want you and the minions to steal it and give it to me" Gru said grinning manically "what is it dad?" Harry asked.
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"We are going to steal the philophser stone!"
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