A/N: I wrote another all-dialogue one-shot! For all those reading Making Out with Suicide in Boxers, I'm sorry I haven't updated. I'm working on it. And to all those who aren't, CHECK IT OUT! Pointlessly stupid, but it has FLINX (and BBRAE and ROBSTAR)!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Teen Titans or any of its characters. I do own this plot. I also do not own the quote below. That is from Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist. The movie, not the book, my friends. Both of which are unbelievably amazing.
Of Awkward Questions and Holding Hands
"They just want to hold your hand."
"Your hands are HUGE!"
"Okay…"
"They're like those cartoon-drawn hands that are…WHOOSH!"
"Your point, Jinx?"
"You've got man hands!"
"Yeah. Because I'm a man."
"Really?"
"Mhmm."
"When did you hit puberty?"
"Uh, well, eh, NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS!"
"Well I think differently."
"Then tell me three good reasons as to tell you if I have—or haven't—gone through puberty."
"I have a right to know."
"And I have a right to NOT tell you! So EHHH!"
"No need to make that sound. Uh, it's a simple question?"
"I'll give you that. But ONLY because you look…never mind."
"No, I want to hear this!"
"Yeah, right."
"Seriously. Please?"
"Fine. I was going to say you look cute, but I remembered you dislike being called cute."
"Oh."
"Yeah. So, reason dos?"
"I wouldn't do anything with the information."
"So why do you want to know then?"
"Uh…because…"
"Go on."
"Um."
"Jinx, really. I want to know."
"…"
"…"
"I JUST WANT TO, OKAY?"
"Jinxie, are you okay?"
"..."
"Quit glaring at me."
"…"
"I'll accept that one too. Last reason? And then I'll tell you. I promise."
"You can trust me."
"Now you're saying I can trust you. Wow. Why the change of heart?"
"…"
"Oh. Never mind."
"So…will you tell me now?"
"After everything we've been through together?"
"…"
"Okay! Chill! Quit giving me that look."
"Just, tell me. Please."
"Oh my! Jinx said PLEASE!"
"…"
"Okay. Fine. Kill the mood. Yes, I have."
"Was that so hard?"
"Maybe."
"No, it wasn't."
"So…have you been through puberty?"
"That's an awkward question to ask."
"…NO FAIR!"
"I win."
"Anyway, what was with the sudden interest in comparing hands?"
"I don't know. With the HIVE Five, I had the smallest hands. Even Gizmo had bigger hands."
"And how does that relate to…this?"
"I don't know. You have smaller hands than Mammoth though."
"I sort of guessed that already. I mean, I have met them, you know?"
"I know."
"So…"
"I happen to like big feet."
"We were talking about hands."
"I know."
"Well, I happen to like small hands. Especially like those cartoon-drawn hands."
"Nice."
"Thank you."
"Have you measured any other Titans' hands?"
"Nope."
"Why not?"
"I don't want to be that close to holding hands with any of them."
"What?"
"Comparing hands. It's close to holding hands with someone."
"How?"
"All you have to do is intertwine your fingers, and then you're holding hands. Simple."
"…Huh."
"Why are you holding my hand?"
"I happen to like your hands. They don't feel like rubber, you know."
"Oh…kay."
"And they're so small. I happen to like that."
"Really. I didn't know."
"You would have pulled your hand away by now, I thought."
"Maybe I happen to like your hands too."
A/N: Sorry for making it all-dialogue again. I believe, to my knowledge, that the Teen Titans section has no all-dialogue shots, so HOORAY FOR MEH! Anyway, I thought Jinx became a bit OOC, but I happen to like this (even with the puberty tangent, but I just really wanted that there). REVIEW! I'd like it. Even if you favorite it. Please REVIEW!
P.S. And for all those people who don't have a FF account, you CAN leave anonymous reviews. Just saying.
