A/N: yes I got this idea when mum was playing a Smurf game, I tried, lost
and from now on they really, really suck. I don't own any one
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH -cough-
Smurf one: -is singing a really freaky song- every body was smiiiiiling.
Smurf two: -points at a large mob of people- look freak, lets play with them.
Five other Smurfs: YAY!!!
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(Tekken mob point of view)
Bryan: holy crap, what the hell are those blue things?
King: -shrug- they seem to be singing some thing
Jin: -blink- a war song maybe?
Bryan: what ever it is they look too far away.
Eddie: -blink-
Xiayou: I think your cute n___________n
Eddie: its caz' I'm black isn't it!
Xiayou: .
Hwoarang: err. Xiayou stay away from us you physco Chinese freak.
Yoshimitsu: -meditating- -is not caring-
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(Harry Potter point of view, yes THE Harry Potter)
Harry: -lights a joint-
Ron: dude what are those blue freaks
Malfoy: dunno -is very high- man where did you get this stuff from dude.
Ron: found it in professor Snaps office.
Harry: wicked.
All three of them: -nod's their heads to some rap song-
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(Smurfs)
Smurf four: look more people
Smurf one: -sing song tune of voice- Fun.
All smurfs start running over singing on the top of their voices-
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(Tekken freaks)
Jin: where the hell did those stoners come from -points at Harry who appeared next to him with Ron and Malfoy-
Bryan: -covers his ears- ah.. The little blue thing can't sing for nuts.
Eddie: -hands out ear plugs for the audience-
Bryan: what about us?
Eddie: -shrug-
Bryan: -knocks Eddie out-
Jin: THE SOUND. THE PAIN
Every body but Yoshimitsu was cringing in pain from the smurfs happy, evil songs. Yoshimitsu was meditating so he couldn't hear them and the Harry potter mob was too stoned to notice, but laughed at the little dudes and the random pink rabbets which jumped across the screen.
Smurf: hello come with us and have fun, we can sing around the camp fire and swap lame jokes. Fun, fun, fun,
Smurf two: oh no smoking baaaad.wait is that weed.
JC: yes, what do you think, is it lame, stupid, twisted, gay. please reply
Bryan: -attacking any random person on set- WHY THE HELL DID I END UP IN A GAY FF
Person; -shrug-
JC: so what happens next, will the Smurf take the weed away and tell them off to rehab camp, I don't really know either so..yeah. lets see what my brain thinks of next.
Smurf one: -is singing a really freaky song- every body was smiiiiiling.
Smurf two: -points at a large mob of people- look freak, lets play with them.
Five other Smurfs: YAY!!!
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(Tekken mob point of view)
Bryan: holy crap, what the hell are those blue things?
King: -shrug- they seem to be singing some thing
Jin: -blink- a war song maybe?
Bryan: what ever it is they look too far away.
Eddie: -blink-
Xiayou: I think your cute n___________n
Eddie: its caz' I'm black isn't it!
Xiayou: .
Hwoarang: err. Xiayou stay away from us you physco Chinese freak.
Yoshimitsu: -meditating- -is not caring-
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(Harry Potter point of view, yes THE Harry Potter)
Harry: -lights a joint-
Ron: dude what are those blue freaks
Malfoy: dunno -is very high- man where did you get this stuff from dude.
Ron: found it in professor Snaps office.
Harry: wicked.
All three of them: -nod's their heads to some rap song-
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(Smurfs)
Smurf four: look more people
Smurf one: -sing song tune of voice- Fun.
All smurfs start running over singing on the top of their voices-
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(Tekken freaks)
Jin: where the hell did those stoners come from -points at Harry who appeared next to him with Ron and Malfoy-
Bryan: -covers his ears- ah.. The little blue thing can't sing for nuts.
Eddie: -hands out ear plugs for the audience-
Bryan: what about us?
Eddie: -shrug-
Bryan: -knocks Eddie out-
Jin: THE SOUND. THE PAIN
Every body but Yoshimitsu was cringing in pain from the smurfs happy, evil songs. Yoshimitsu was meditating so he couldn't hear them and the Harry potter mob was too stoned to notice, but laughed at the little dudes and the random pink rabbets which jumped across the screen.
Smurf: hello come with us and have fun, we can sing around the camp fire and swap lame jokes. Fun, fun, fun,
Smurf two: oh no smoking baaaad.wait is that weed.
JC: yes, what do you think, is it lame, stupid, twisted, gay. please reply
Bryan: -attacking any random person on set- WHY THE HELL DID I END UP IN A GAY FF
Person; -shrug-
JC: so what happens next, will the Smurf take the weed away and tell them off to rehab camp, I don't really know either so..yeah. lets see what my brain thinks of next.