I... was bored... don't ask...
I don't own earthbound...
Eight melodies parody
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Ana: blah blah blah blah blaaah
blah blah blah blah blaaaaaah
blah blah blah blaaaaaah, blah
blah blah blah blah,
blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah, blah
blah, blah blah, blaaaaah.
Giygue: what the hey is this,
this isn't a song!
did you guys bother,
to learn it at all?!
Ninten: No, we didn't,
we're only taught the melody
Loid: so , that gives us a right,
to sing,
the words wrong!
Ana: blah blah blah blah blaaah
blah blah blah blah blaaaaaah
blah blah blah blaaaaaah, blah
blah blah blah blah,
blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah, blah
blah, blah blah, blaaaaah.
Giygue: can you humans stop?!
that's it, I've had enough!
Loid: we're trying to beat you,
GIYGUE, SHUT UP!
Giygue: you're a meanie!
let me go, i wanna be free...
Ninten: only if you gimmie,
a trillion
oreos!
Ana: blah blah blah blah blaaah
blah blah blah blah blaaaaaah
blah blah blah blaaaaaah, blah
blah blah blah blah,
blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah, blah
blah, blah blah, blaaaaah.
Ninten: my throat's starting to hurt,
I think I've sung enough.
Giygue: oh, thank the heavens,
they're gonna SHUT UP!
Ana, loid, teddy: you forgot us?!
we don't need ninty to sing,
Loid: wait, teddy how the heck,
are you, alive?!
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Ana: Blah, blaaaah blah blah,
Blah, blaaaah blah blah.
Blah, blaaaaaah blah blah blah blah,
blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blaaaah blah blah,
Blah, blaaaah blah blah.
Blah, blaaaaaah blah blah blah blah,
blah, blah, blah.
Giygue: AUTHORESS, HOW DARE YOU?!
THIS ISN'T FUNNY!
HOW MUCH SUGAR DID YOU
HAVE TODAY?!
THIS IS STUPID,
WHY AM I SINGING?!
AND SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME,
WHY LOID DOES BALLET!
Loid: I like to dance, when
villans are boring!
you need to be a bit more
exciting.
Ana: you smell like salmon,
cheese, and balony!
go take a shower, this
very instant!
Giygue: you're not my mother
I'm not an actor.
I still don't know why I still have to sing...
Teddy: I haven't sung much!
WHAT ARE THE WORDS, GUYS?!
Ninten: just make them up as you are
singing the song!
Jeff: Love is the power,
love is the glory.
love is beauty and the joy of spring.
Ness: sorry, wrong time line!
we're gonna go now...
agh! Mom and dad?!
IS THAT REALLY YOU?!
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Queen mary: Ana and Ninty,
sitting in a treee~
now all you know, that
they'll get married!
Giygue: now i know that
this is the work of the authoress.
Ninten: if that oreo killers here,
then she is dooooomed~
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Grovyle: please... don't ask...
Giygue: I swear, grovyle... you are the only being IN THE UNIVERSE! who annoys me MORE than Ninten or Ness!
Grovyle: can't say it's new for me to hear that...
Giygue: really... who else has said this?
Grovyle: You, Porky, Giygas, Kumatora, Ninten, Ganon, Arceus, Darkri, Pittoo, Dark link, the entire pokemon universe, Hades, Palutena, Medusa, pi-
Giygue: hahaha... shut. up.
Grovyle: fine mewtwo.