Chapter on: The Humping Willow
Dark Depression Wing woke up in her dhed at the Durdleys. There was an owl tapping at her window, it had a letter so she opened the letter and she said it molested her to go to Hogwarts. She texted her bfffl Crescent Midnight Cat-"OMG IM WEEYTCH 3 3 xoxoxo666xoxoxo" Cresent came over right away and said DON'T WORRY I'LL SAVE YOU FROM THE DURDLEYS and they wre off.
Dooby apparationed out of nowhere. It molested them all the way to the great hall and they were summoned by the organizer hat. Profeesoor Loopin called out CRESCENT MIDNIGHTCAT. I stepped under the hat it then shout "HUUFFLEPUFF!" AND I was like "FUQ DIS SKOOL IMMA SLTHEREEN!" and professor Loopin gently caressed my shoulderblade and im like get off you pedo get off my boobums. Darek depression wing was noxt. " HUFFENPUFFLE" Den dark waing was all what "What gurl?! IM BE in Sytherin WITH MY BFFFL."
When they left the great hall, potions was next, and snap stood there seductively with his hip thrust out twerking on the nearby wall. After class Snape tole me he wanted me in his office. Dark Wing gladly obligittled. She approached him collisinoing and they strated making out. His tongue flicked in and out of her nostril and verectseum spurt out from his eye. It was as sexy as hell. I DON'T WANNA A BABY. Thats when the drama stared.