It was the biggest dare of the year. Bigger than turning Wendy's hair blue. Bigger than taking Butters' 'Hello Kitty Island Adventures' game hostage and him kiss Shelly Marsh. Even bigger than breaking into the school office and playing vulgar songs on the intercom
"This dare could mean life… or death,"Cartman had said as the usual betters had met up in his basement. Stan, Kenny, Craig, and Token sat in front of the fat boy, looking excited as they waited to hear what the challenge was.
Off to the side was a bucket full of dollars. This was the prize for whoever completed the dare.
"It might cause some major injuries. And it could damage your mental health," Cartman paused for effect, frustrating an impatient Craig. "Just tell us already!" he said, flipping the larger boy off.
This made Eric smile as he revealed two words on the chalkboard. Almost everyone paled, excitement quickly dissipating into fear and anxiety.
"You can't be serious," Stan muttered nervously.
"Yes Stanley, I am."
"He'll kick our asses!" Kenny yelled, standing up from his chair.
Everyone started but Cartman and Token began to argue. "Calm down everyone," Token said in a loud voice, "We don't even know what the dare is yet!" He turned and faced the board, which said 'Tweek Tweak' on it.
Ah, Tweek. Paranoid, irritable, spasmodic Tweek. After his fight with Craig, the spastic blonde had grown a passion for fighting. He had grown aggressive as more people deemed him an easy target over the years. A skinny, twitchy victim. Only most didn't know that Tweek has yet to loose a fight, the closest being his tie with Craig.
But all the South Park kids knew.
Once all the boys calmed down, Cartman looked each of them in the eye. "The dare," he started slowly, "Is to get Tweek Tweak… into… a…" Pause, more effect, "Dress."
Silence.
"Don't be such pussies, you guys," Eric rolled his eyes at the shocked teens. "It's the ultimate dare." Slowly, each boy began to agree, smiling mischievously and plotting. The ultimate dare. Bragging rights, over one hundred dollars as prize, and the hilarity of one of the toughest guys in school in a dress.
This was all bound to end in either complete success or utter chaos.