Hello everyone... This is my first story on FF... Excuse any gramar errors or OOCness.

Disclaimer: None of the characters are mine. If they were, Daisuke would be playable

Inspired by something I saw on Tumblr

"Girls are a pain in the ass, right Yu?"

Yu was, heedless to say, shocked at the question. He was talking to his friend, Daisuke, after soccer practice in order to level up his So- out of the kindness of his heart. The other soccer players have left, swooning over their new manager, Ai Ebihara. She had a portrait picture when she was speaking, so she's probably important. Yu made a mental note to talk to her later.

"Well? Are you going to answer the question?"

"What question?" Yu asked.

"Girls are a pain in the ass," Daisuke stared at Yu as if he had sprouted wings and flew.

"Well..." Yu thought for a moment. What answer will get me extra points for the Link ?

"I got it!" Yu exclaimed. He grabbed Daisuke's wrist. "I'll find someone nice for you."

"Wha-" Daisuke was promptly dragged away by a rather excited Yu.

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Daisuke Nagase found himself standing uncomfortably outside Tatsumi Textiles, still in his soccer uniform, as Yu mercilessly pounded on the door. Apparently, Yu wanted for him to meet someone here. He hopes it's not a girl. Daisuke gets... defensive when he talks with girls. Plus, he had bad memories involving a certain girl that he would not like to discuss.

"Here he is!" Yu beams, breaking Daisuke's train of thought.

Wait... Did Yu say he?

Sure enough, standing in the doorway, was a boy. He was one of the few people who can challenge Daisuke's height. His hair was blonde.

"This is Kanji Tatsumi." The deliquent boy. He appeared on a television special a few days back. "Kanji, meet my friend, Daisuke Nagase."

Wait... What the hell is he implying? That I'm g-gay!? I-I don't swing that way! That idiot's so dead!

Apparently, something similar was running through Kanji's mind at the same time, because Yu found himself sprinting down the shopping district with two very angry guys at his heel.

Strength Social Link: DESTROYED

Emperor Social Link: DESTROYED

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Yukiko, Chie, and two bowls of ramen (One beef, one tofu) were chilling at the flood plains when someone who looked vaguely like a terrified Yu wearing a soccer uniform raced by them, spilling the contents of their ramen bowls.

"My tofu..."

Just then, two very angry guys speed by, stomping on whatever was left of the ramen bowls

"I'm gonna kill that fucker when I get my hands on him!" One of them screamed.

"He will never forget the day he crossed Daisuke Nagase... If he lives," The other one said.

"You guys are paying for those ramen bowls!" Chie yelled." And-and you're treating us! To steak! I expect a fillet! It better be a fillet! Come back here!" She franticly chased after the two boys.

"My... Tofu!" Yukiko, unable to keep her emotions together, wailed over the remains of her meal.

"He died so young..." Yukiko sobbed. She took a shovel (That was conveniently there.) and dug a shallow grave. Then, salvaging what was left of her tofu, quietly mourned the deceased bean curd.

End

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