'From childhood my lord Kiba has long nurtured me. Play with me and be his favorite beyond his teammate. I'm quite happy to be a his Ninja Partner, but is he happy enough just to have me? '
SWAP!
Main Character: Kiba and Akamaru
Rated: T
Disclaimer by Masashi Kishimoto
By this time my lord Kiba's age is almost Twenty-Seven years old, but he is still not married. Once his canine teeth similar to mine were one of his trademarks besides tusking tattoos on both cheeks, now he is even unrecognized. His appearance is look's like Old man is even too old for his years, his even more rotten body odor tells me that he does not have a girlfriend yet.
Who else wants to dribble people like that? Don't equate me with a virgin as it seems. Fyi: I even had several times pregnant many girls ( They are all dogs) around the family Inuzuka.
My lord Kiba, not that he isn't trying to find his partner. He was very much trying, in spite of the Weasel's attempt-Ah Naruto I mean. His body always smells of dirt because often play and train with me, every Sunday if he doesn't do anything, his job is cleaning my ward and the cages of my wives. Sometimes I feel sorry for him, but oneside of my animal soul, it just the opposite. I let him take care of me for the rest of his life, without a spouse and will only pay attention to me.
A lot of people are suggesting him to go on a blind date, yeah .. Blind date has to close your eyes? In any case, my lord is the opposite of women's expectations. The woman on the blind date didn't have the heart to close their eyes to see My lord, but they just covered their noses. As a result, My Lord Kiba was hurt. Her own fault why come to a sacred event like a blind date but don't take a bath first.
And this time now, at the practice site without my lord Kiba I was replacing his position.
His fellow peruser Aburame Shino came a few minutes ago, without Hyuuga Hinata, who has now gone somewhere.
"You came Kiba", he said politely. Seen his body gestures as usual, he walked towards me as he put his hands in his thick jacket pocket.
"Hinata didn't come, because the same thing", he continued.
He seemed to want me to respond, but I just kept quiet.
A minute later, I was like seeing a flash appearing behind his sunglasses. He sighed.
"Kiba seems too shocked about yesterday, and ask you to replace him," Aburame said. No doubt, I got caught. Though I had expected it.
"So what are you doing here, Akamaru?", Asked Aburame to me. I can't answer, so I grabbed a branch of a tree that just happened to fall right next to my body. My lord Kiba taught me many things that are not important, so I can remember the letters that humans usually use instead of words.
'GOUKON (Blind Date)'
"With whom?", He replied as he read my writing.
'ANYONE, ABSOLUTELY SHE WANT TO BE A PARTNER WITH MY MASTER"
"Well, Anyone wants Kiba, as long as he doesn't smell like yesterday", he replied instantly. Looks like he's honest, it means that my master's problem is just his smell.
"Nothing like me, when girl heard my family's name they were shivering"
"I wish I could find someone the same as my mother"
'I DON'T WANT TO KNOW IT'
My bunshin's hand placed the little twig in any direction, I waved my black trousers and stood up. My sharp eyes looked around, I saw there was a bookstore there I thought it could help me on a blind date later.
My feet were treading up a novelty that is usually invisible to an animal like me, because this bookstore forbids pets like me to enter. They must have assumed the animal was dirty and smelly to be in a comfortable place like a bookstore, although I finally agreed with the uncomfortable argument. My lord, though he is human. Maybe he never put his foot in a bookstore.
"This is your first time here, Kiba",
"Ah, sorry I mean Akamaru",
See.
My hand reached for a book that looked interesting to me, on the cover there's my favorite food. I almost bite it, if only I wasn't an old dog. I held it in my arms, then walked back to the writing tools.
Aburame Shino watched me from behind, I realized that. But I let it. How many questions will he think of? You'll know it won't be answered if you don't talk.
But then I am quiet, it seem to think. Hard enough for a dog, until I looked back where Shino was still loyal to be behind me. I stared at him for a long time, until he finally nodded slowly.
"I'll pay you", he said. Then I went on my expeditions looking for writing equipment.
-.-
Now I've finished buying my date capital, just change my appearance.
"I suggest, Don't do it. it's useless",
The words My lord's friend were able to stop my step. I turned towards on to Aburame Shino, a bit of confuse.
"Your face... It's famous in the Goukon event yesterday, they wouldn't choose you",
Immediately I opened my new book from the plastic and wrote something.
'WHAT HAPPENED?'
Aburame seemed reluctant to tell me, but at last I knew he had decided to tell it.
"Yesterday.."
{FLASH BACK}
On a blind date event.
'Where's Kiba? This is too long', Shino thought, he again hide his watch behind his thick jacket pocket.
'Do I go in first? No. It looks like that is a stupid decision',
"YO! SHINO! SORRY MAKE YOU WAIT!", Kiba scream to Shino as he ran to Shino's place in front of the main door.
"Where have you been-", had not been able to voice his question, Shino had hastily closed his nose.
"Kiba, your nose is sick or what? Don't you smell your own body? Why do you come here with this body odor, you make the insects that are in my body die",
"Eh ?! W-What am I like that? Strange, I don't smell anything", Kiba's statement actually makes Shino move away from Kiba.
"You must be kidding ..", Shino looked at his teammate.
"Gosh .. What's this stinky smell?!", Suddenly a woman who had just passed Kiba yelled as she covered her nose. It was followed by another woman, slowly covering their noses one by one.
Kiba who someone who can't feeling any smell for some reason feel hurt, he ran back to his house.
{FLASHBACK OFF}
'WHAT IS THAT? POOR',
"Rather than comment about it, you don't suspect why his nose can't smell anything?",
Shino's words have a point, why suddenly my master can't smell anything? Is that why lately his body smells like garbage disposal?
I shook my head slowly, trying to focus my purpose. The problem of my master's smell later, now I must return his good name first. My footsteps led me to a place where the smell of perfume stung into the room, I was right on the Blind Date now.
"Then I excuse myself, Akama-", Nothing finished yet, his hand was already pulled by me. Without saying anything, I grabbed the insect's hand to follow me.
A few minutes later..
"Akamaru .. I've been traumatized by a place like this",
'I DON'T CARE. YOU SHOULD BE MY BRIDGE FOR ME TO MEET WITH MY LORD'S WIFE CANDIDATE',
"Bridge? Maybe you mean Cupid .. ", said Shino justify. His head looked around.
"How?", He said with low voice again.
Akamaru's current hand Bunshin from Kiba wrote something else in the book in his hand.
'I DON'T KNOW. YOU ARE HUMAN. FIND ME WITH A WOMAN IS LOYAL, BEAUTIFUL, SWEET, AND ADVISED THE DOGS LIKE THEIR OWN FAMILY'
Shino twisted his eyebrows, "Then come to Dating Bureau, not to Blind Date",
Feeling like hearing something, Shino turned to the sound source. He noticed there was a man standing right in front of the reception desk, who was in charge of arranging the smoothness of the Blind Dating event.
"First register yourself to the man who was there," Shino said softly, almost inaudibly. His hand pointed to the man standing at the front desk.
Feeling still confused, Akamaru re-wrote. 'HOW?'
Shino feels that only explained, Akamaru will not understand. The animal really doesn't need words, but practice.
"Follow me", Finally Shino was pulled Akamaru's hand, leading him towards the man in question. The organizer of this Goukon show seems busy serving his guests who will follow the event, without realizing Shino was standing behind his back without saying anything.
"Excuse me ..", softly Shino, he patted softly on the shoulder of the man who was even shorter than him. The man's head turned to it, but not towards Shino but towards Bunshin Kiba aka Akamaru. The man did look surprised, but his words had already been cut by a woman who was right in front of him.
"Hee .. Isn't it the mister who made the noise yesterday with his smell?", He said using annoying tones, he mocked Kiba's behavior yesterday.
I'm almost crazy, if only I wasn't remembered I am just old dog. I feel the heat running through my eyes, the color must be red now. I hope they don't seeing it.
"Right, We... I mean He wants to re-register", said Shino justify.
"Then accept the receipt ..", said the woman who had insulted Kiba, replacing the original organizers position.
'Haa .. My Money again', said Shino into himself, he reached into his jacket pocket and took his wallet containing the money. He took out 5 pieces of money 100 yen, then he gave to the woman who had been stretching his hand since last. The other woman arrived from the desk, wearing a plain apron she had embroidered around her waist.
"Mr... Inuzuka san, Please sit at the table number 23. Thank you", she said as she bowed briefly, then went again towards the guest tables.
Shino started, until finally he found a table number 23 and sat there with Akamaru who followed behind him.
'AFTER THIS HOW?', Write Akamaru in his book.
"You wait for a lady here, she will sit at the same table with us"
10 minutes later..
'NO ONE SITE HERE, ABURAME'
"The use of your kanji is wrong. We wait a while longer"
20 minutes later ..
'WHAT DOES THE ORDER NOT COME?'
"We're not ordering women, we're blind dates, Akamaru"
40 minutes later ...
'BORING…'
"Didn't any staff say anything?" Shino said suspiciously.
"Akamaru, I am permitted to leave for a while", He stood up from his seat, and walked towards the receptionist.
Though only a few more until finally long legs that reach the reception, but he decided to stop and hide. It can't be said to be hiding indeed, because he just quite settled in later large ornamental plants located in the Hotel where the implementation of the Goukon.
"Please sit at the table 23 Miss ..", heard the voice of the woman who had told him to sit at table 23. Shino noticed her from behind a large ornamental tree covered with leaves.
A woman with a striking look, thick red lipstick and menorous makeup, held her hands in front of her chest. "Geez .. He's a smelly guy yesterday! Don't you have any other options? ",
"Sorry Miss, All tables are full",
"Then I don't. Excuse me", The woman turned back.
Shino finally turned toward table number 23, where Akamaru is located.
"Akamaru, let's go home", Invite Shino, from behind his sunglasses he sees Akamaru or rather he sees Kiba's figure with a look of pity.
'WHY?', Write Akamaru in his book.
"I'll tell you later, let's go home", Shino immediately pulled Akamaru's arm that now intangibles Kiba to get out of the blind date event.
Once outside, Akamaru immediately re-opened his book and wrote something.
'WHAT'S WRONG?',
Sighing a little, Shino replied in a heavy tone.
"The women there are reluctant to sit with you because of the problem that happened to Kiba yesterday, so we wait a long time because no one wants to sit with us",
Looks slightly surprised Akamaru's face, with a little trembling he wrote back in his book.
'SO ALL THE WOMAN IN THERE NO ONE WHO WANT TO BE MY LORD'S WIFE?'
"Yeah..", Shino replied shortly.
Akamaru seemed very disappointed to hear it, thinking 'What's wrong with my master?', Then he heard a little talking behind him.
"Someone said that Uchiha Sasuke is back!",
"Wow, Really?! Where did you hear that? ",
Akamaru annoyed to hear that, regardless of Shino he ran fast towards his home. His sharp eyes shed tears, thanks to his selfishness that his master could not marry faster to match his ninjas. He felt selfish, as well as feeling sorry for his master. He began to think of things that were still impossible, thinking that continuing the generation or having the offspring was a very important thing. But his master couldn't do it, he was afraid that his master would die lonely.
In the midst of his turmoil, his nose smells very fragrant. The smell came from inside the flower shop, he knew who the store was.
"Why, Kiba? Rarely that you come here ", a girl present welcomed Akamaru's arrival in Kiba's bunshin, Yamanaka Ino.
"Want to buy flowers? For whom that is~ ", said the girl, her tone slightly seductive. But either because it doesn't understand or how, Akamaru still focus on the smell of fragrance around the store. Feeling ignored, Ino looks for attention by blocking Akamaru right in front of him.
"Ck, what are you looking for? That is suck y'know! ", Ino said in front of Akamaru. But felt the smell of another smell more fragrant than he had smell before, his head was closer to Ino. His sharp nose sniffed the scent of the body out of the body of a Yamanaka girl. Feeling odd, torn the girl away from the presence of Akamaru who even continue to approach him.
With all her might she pushed Akamaru's head through her palm. "WHAT DO YOU WANT, HENTAII!", She shouted to Akamaru, and it finally made him realize. He also took the pen he had put in his jacket pocket and he realized that he had lost his new book on his journey had run here. So he wrote it in the palm of his hand, although he was a little trouble due to having to hold the tingling that approached the palm of his hand. When finished, he showed it to Ino.
'YOU ARE FRAGRANCE '
And it succeeded in getting the Yamanaka girl flushed instantly. "A-Arigatou ..", She said nervously.
Akamaru was writing again, 'IF I CAN, I WANT, TO PROVIDE TO MY MASTER '
And Ino immediately screwed up reading it, "Aka...maru?", She said cautiously.
"Woof! Woof! ", Akamaru replied still with bunshin Kiba.
Suddenly from the direction of the main door of the Yamanaka flower shop, Shino came panting with breath. His right hand holds a notebook, that is a book that Akamaru had lost. Akamaru who in the form of Kiba barking happily towards Shino, while Ino still confused because he could have been stunned by a dog.
Until she finally decided to smile, her footsteps heading back toward the warehouse that contains a lot of raw materials that will be made perfume by her. Of the many perfume bottles she had made in the warehouse, she took a large bottle of transparent round shape. She walked over to Kiba's bunshin, patted his shoulder and gave the bottle to Akamaru.
"Give this to Kiba, huh? Good luck! ", Ino encouraged, Akamaru accepted it with pleasure. He stepped into the corner of the room, where Ino usually counted the money. He picked up his notebook, ripped off the paper and wrote something.
FOR MY MASTER, KIBA.
THANK YOU FOR ALREADY ARE ALWAYS MAKAWING ME. YOU ARE GOOD PEOPLE, WOMAN WHO DOESN'T CHOOSE YOU
THAT'S SOME MORON PEOPLE. THEY ARE TOO BLIND TO SEE UCHIHA, UNTIL CANN'T SEE YOU. I HOPE YOU HAPPY WITH MY CHOICE,
FROM AKAMARU.
EXCELWORD Note:
[Sometimes I am confused to determine which point of view is suitable to continue in this series, this is just Oneshoot and I was confused determine it. At first I made the narration first, over time I started thinking "Maybe better if I make the first dialogue", So I made the dialogue first and then the narrative later. Finally I make a new point of view, so it feels very much how amateur I am in writing. Nevertheless, I will keep learning. Sometimes I'm ashamed of people who have high creativity at their very young age, asking when I'll be like them. Until finally I was stranded here and nostalgic in my junior years who once loved Fanfic. I threw away all jealousy, and threw out all my imaginings about the Anime I knew. Here]
Ps: If there is a mistake in the English word, it can not be denied again it is my fault. my fault for choosing Google Translate to be a complaint. if there is a mistake, please take your time to comment on the box below. thank you