Well, here is something that I found, I wrote it awhile back and completely forgot that I wrote it, well, enjoy!
Chapter 1: Bad Luck
It was a day like no other for the young outcaste prince, plotting. He was in his private room, which, in a sense, wasn't that private. Sitting beside him was the green haired witch, C.C. who was doing her usual routine, eating her no.1 favorite pizza in the world, Pizza Hut. This consent routine of hers was getting to be a bit of a nuisance for Lelouch, she was eating him out of his money and his darling sister was worried that he was going to become overweight and die in his sleep, so she has him on a strict diet. For breakfast he is only allowed two pieces of toast and juice, then for lunch, he is denied the right to eat, and for dinner all he can have is a small salad. On a few occasions he tried to get something to eat from the kitchen, and it didn't end well. Apparently Nunnally had called in someone to set alarms all over the kitchen and every time it was set off a hammer would come out and bonk Lelouch on the head. So, for the past week Lelouch had barely anything to eat. Then a rumble came, it was Lelouch's stomach which echoed in the silent room.
"*Sigh* see this is all your fault for having an unhealthy obsession with pizza. Hey, how in the world do you mange keep your weight in check?" asked the curious outcast.
"It' s a woman's secret, I can't tell you. Besides can't you eat here, you don't have to worry about your sister here do you?" replied the secretive witch.
"Well, I'm too busy to eat, I have plans, plots, and deceptions to work on here. Oh, another thing, how many times must I tell you to refrain from eating while were here at the base, I have work to do and I don't want to clean up after your mess like I do any other time"
"Well, there is no reason to worry, all you have to do is put your mask on"
So, Lelouch put on his famous mask, and C.C. pulled out a small device, which looked like a pager and pushed the button. Then about after five minutes of waiting someone, more like something came into the room. It was a person, in which Lelouch had never seen in his life, but somehow knew who, more like knew what it looked like at the same time. The thing was the sameheight as C.C. and had green hair, and it even looked like C.C. The C.C. look alike was wearing a white dress with daisies printed on it.
"C.C. who is this person, and why does she look just like you?"
"Go ahead dear, introduce yourself to him" stated C.C. in a sly tone.
"Hello my master! I'm know as mecha C.C. or better known as ...um...hmm...what is my name again big sister? Well, anyway I'm happy I can finely meet you master I here to help you and big sister!" shouted the mecha C.C. with a happy, high pitched, squeaky, voice.
Lelouch was stunned by what was going on here, he couldn't even speak. Beneath his mask his was purely stunned, a dazed looked in his mystical eyes.
"Huh, what's wrong Master Zero? Are you sleepy? Are you hungry? Oh, I know, you want a big, happy, hug?"
"Wait, what, s-stay away from me! Gah, C.C. help me!" shouted a worried and confused Lelouch.
"Hehehe, go give him a biiiig hug little sister!" shouted the little vixen C.C.
"Okey docky big sister! Time for a big hug Master Zero!" with that stated the mecha C.C. ran straight to Lelouch, while Lelouch tried to run the opposite direction.
"Please don't let me trip! Please don't let me trip!" thought the worried and frighten raven haired prince, but that day the just wasn't his day. Then, the little vixen C.C. put her foot out to purposely trip him, and so he did.
"Damn you irony! Damn you stupid witch!"
"Master Zero, here I come!" shouted the strange and happy mecha, who was nothing like C.C.
The little mecha jumped, and grabbed Lelouch around the neck, embracing him from the back with a happy, big, grin on her face. The very minute the little mecha landed on Lelouch's back, he attempted to push her off, but due to two factors, it wasn't going to work.
1. That she had her arms firmly around his neck and 2. was due to him being impotent towards the machines vigor unyielding arms. While trying to budge advance forward yet once again C.C. put out her foot which caused them both fell to the floor with a big thud.
"Hehe, have fun you two" commented C.C. as she began to leave the room, while thinking, "I love making his life deplorable, I wonder what would happen is someone stumbled a pone the two of them? Good thing I have cameras hidden inside the room, hehe"
"Hey, get back her and get her off of me!"
"No, I'm in the mood for an apple, so I'll be going, just hope that someone doesn't hear this"
"You - you're going to pay for this C.C.! I swear it!"
So, C.C. left the room for apples, while leaving she made sure to unlock the door, or, so she thought. leaving Lelouch in the grasp of the mecha, which, in a sense didn't even look like a robot. Lelouch tried to get lose, but due to both hunger and his feebleness, he could not loosen the girl's grip.
"Please, I beg you, don't let anyone come in here! If anyone see's this, I'm a dead man!" thought the worried leader. If anyone would see this, there'll be bound to jump to the wrong conclusion and everything will turn into a horrible nightmare.
"Mast Zero, do you want to play with me now? I know, let's find daddy and mommy and big sister and play together...wait, where's mommy at Master Zero? Is she with big sister and daddy? To think of it, I don't even know what mommy looks like. Do you know what mommy looks like?"
"No, I don't know what your mother looks like, so get off of me!" yelled Lelouch while thinking that it was impossible for a robot to have a mother, so shouldn't be calling them creator or master? Another thing, why did she call C.C. big sister? Sure, those two look identical, except that she acted completely opposite, technically, she was acting like a little kid, and her choice in clothing was different than C.C.'s as well, so the possibility was very unlikely that she was cloned from her DNA, and, just who is her father then? Does C.C. has connections with a genius scientist? Or was she just blackmailing them to create the look alike and use her to make his life a living hell? Perhaps she is actually a super weapon which was going to be used to conjure the entire plant and make C.C. the queen of the universe? Now that was a little farfetched even for her, maybe to conjure all the Pizza Huts in the entire universe? Now that sounded more like C.C. but now it wasn't the time for one of Lelouch's wacky theory's, he had to get her off of him somehow, but suddenly, and to Lelouch's horror, a knock came at the door.
"Crap! Not now of all times! Please don't let it be Tamaki or Kallen! If either of them see this, Tamaki would go blabbing to everyone else, and Kallen would lose all faith in me as her leader! I have to calm down, try to sound natural, no worries, no worries! " "I'm a little busy right now, could you come back later?"
Everything was going according to plan, but then everything turned sour, an odd noise was coming from outside.
"Tamaki, what are you doing?"
"What does it look like I'm doing Kallen, I'm ease dropping of course! I just know he's in there with C.C.! There probably doing this and that, and some of that too! "
It appeared that Tamaki was using a glass to do the eavesdropping with, oh, how clichéd.
"What are you getting at here?" asked the redhead.
"I'm getting at that she's his mistress, all I have to do is listen I'll find out, hehe"
As Tamaki was leaning his eavesdropping glass on the door, a loud thud came from inside the room, then another, and another.
"Hmm, it sounds like one of them are resisting, oh Zero, you bad boy, you going and forcing yourself on C.C."
"W-what are you talking about!" shouted a blushing Kallen "Please don't let him be doing that!"
"Hehe, I think you know what I mean, so are you jealous yet?" snickered a smiling Tamaki.
"O-o-of course I'm not jealous, and why would I?" asked Kallen.
"Oh really, then why are you blushing, and the reason being that you probably have a school girl a crush on the boss don't you? I never thought I'll see the day! Hahahahahahaha!" laughed Tamaki as he turned to face Kallen.
With that statement, Kallen looked like a shinigami ready to claim his life for herself.
"Tamaki, your dead!" shouted the ticked off pilot.
"Hey, K-Kallen, calm down, I was just joking! Wahh!" yelled Tamaki, facing the door, trying to avoided the wrath of the pilot.
From outside the door, Lelouch could hear the two. He was worried, his second strict of bad luck had came from irony once again, and he prayed that his third thought wouldn't come true.
"Please Kallen, control yourself, and for once, try not to kill that moron Tamaki for once in your life! I'm begging you!"
It seems that day, the gods were against him, perhaps making a contract with the devil put him on their bad side, all over eye power, it seems like the only god that he had on his side was a shinigami.
"Wait, the door is probably still locked, if it wasn't it would of have already opened, so there's nothing for me to worry about, except, I'll get an interrogation latter by Tamaki, but, that is one thing I don't have to worry about! I'm saved!" thought Lelouch, but, as luck would have it, he would still suffer, that's irony for you!
While in an unknown place, C.C. was watching the whole ordeal which she proudly created by the way. She was sitting in a room filled with cameras that were located throughout the propensity of the secret base, it looked a security room, but, only the vixen witch C.C. knew about. She was pondering why the eavesdropper and the pilot hadn't landed in the room yet, and how was it plausible that Tamaki hadn't fell into the room, after all, the doors were automatic. While musing over the reason nothing was happening, while eating a slice of pizza and holding her beloved plushy Chesses-kun of course; a light bulb went off in her head, she forgot to unlock the door, but how did relock after she came in?
"Stupid Lelouch, fiddling in the locking system, well, good thing this control panel can unlock doors, well have fun, I know I certainly will!" laughed C.C. as she pushed a small number of keys, disarming the automatic locking device the was inserted into Lelouch's door.
"Enjoy, and have fun little one," was C.C.'s final words, while preparing for a enjoyable performance by the four actors on screen 1 and 2, which is labeled, "Lelouch's Bad Day"
With a loud thud, the door was opened and Tamaki fell face first too the floor, banging his head while he was at it.
"Gah, now that hurt! Huh, oh ,hi Zero," after assessing the area, it wasn't what he expected, he though Zero was forcing himself onto to C.C. not her hanging all over him in a short dress, where got a good look at her panties, and then he thought he entered some kind of harem, and that equals a happy Tamaki.
"Is it just me, or does it seem that C.C. looks different today? Hmm, Tamaki likes what he sees. Anyway, who knew C.C. would be the one forcing herself on Zero, she always haves a bored expression on her face, this is very interesting indeed," thought Tamaki, who had his work cut out for him to discover what was going on here.
"Tamaki, what are you doing in here, don't you know it's rude to fall into someone's room without permission!" yelled an angry, yet confused Lelouch, "This doesn't make sense! The door's automatic locking system should have locked the door after C.C. left, and it was locked earlier, then why did it open, it must have short circuited somehow! Damn it, I spent good money on that special installation! Good thing I have the warranty on it, putting that aside, it appears that Tamaki isn't making much of a fuse, but, why was he in the hallway in the first place?"
"Tamaki, what were you doing outside my room, you weren't eavesdropping again, were you?"
"Well, ahh, um, how should I put this, well I, hey Kallen help me out here!" shouted a worried Tamaki who was fearing for his life right now.
What he was expecting was a replay, but he didn't get one, all he heard was blip, blip, blip. When he finally turned around, all he could see was red. Then, the mecha C.C. decided to turn her head, and when she did, her eyes had a scared look in them. During this moment when the grip was loosened, Lelouch was able to push her off of his body, and when he did, he saw the same thing as the other two, a dark red color.
"B-b-blood, there's blood, blood, a-lot of blood" mumbled the frightened girl.
There, standing in the hallway, kneeling on the ground, was Kallen, holding her right eye. Their on the floor was shards of glass from when Tamaki fell into the room. It appeared that when Tamaki fell into the room, he probably threw the glass backwards, in turn it must of hit the wall, due to the small hall ways, it shattering into tiny, yet sharp pieces, must of hit the redhead when she turned around, while trying to avoided the shards, but, it didn't end very well.
"Is today bad luck day or what?" thought Lelouch got up, "Tamaki, take her to the infirmary, I got to take care something right now, "began Lelouch as he turned his head toward the girl, "And your coming with me, and Tamaki, I'll have to have a little talk with you later, you got that?" asked Lelouch in a cold tone, he was defiantly not in a good mode right now, everything bad that he could imagine was happening to him in one day, and it is all her fault, and he knew what he had to do.
"G-got it Z-Zero!" stammered a frighten Tamaki while clumsily getting up, he never seen his bud in such a bad mood, and he was going to pay for it later for sure! As soon as her got up, he walked over to the bleeding Kallen, and helped her up, and began to walk to the infirmary.
"So, what's going on Master Zero?" asked the girl.
"Simple, I got some interrogating to do to C.C. I want to know exactly why she wants to torture me so much, since I'm fed up with it!" snapped the angry Lelouch, as he headed out of his room with the girl following behind him.
To be continue...maybe?
Well, hoped you enjoyed it, though, I don't think I did a really good at it, even after re-writing it, so, I don't know if I should continue or not, well anyway, please review so I know if I should continue this or not!