SpongeWeed DickPants
SpongeBitch walked down the lonely path to Patricks house. Patrick had aids so SpongeBob wanted to fuck him a few before he died. SpongeDick walked inside.
"Fuck mah brains out you Asian dick." CheeseDick said as Patrick heaved with every breath.
"You gave me aids you bastard. You're lucky I don't kill you here and now." Patrick said as SpongeChode leaped towards Patrick with a foldable dildo. He shoved him in the ass with it. Patrick yelled out as the dildo grew with immense height, popping out his Mouth. He had died. SpongePuss stopped and ate Patrick whole. SpongeSponge sang the popular song "Judas" as he ate Patrick whole. After he purged, he traveled to The Kummy Kits. He closed the doors and jammed them. He then pulled out his SPAS 12 Shotgun.
"SpongeFuck me boy what are yee doung." Kravs asked as Spongebob sucked on his "Krabby Patty" in public. Everyone gasped. SpongeKid then shot him in the face. SquidBitch finished masturbating with a clarinet, and ten saw SpongeMan run into the restaurant with a million bombs trapped in his head. They all died. Then the titanic fell on them and crushed them to he'll. then Oprah swallowed the ocean whole and died in space. The end.
(A/N:) I wrote these a couple months ago with the intention to make a funny one, but i now find myself disturbing. Enjoy I guess...