„They made me look like a Christmas tree."
„I look like a sodding tree!"
„James, why are you laughing!? This is not funny, I look like a Christmas tree!"
„They've certainly decked the halls."
„I will murder you in your sleep."
„Still, you do make for a lovely Christmas tree."
„I'll strangle you with these lights. Bloody lights, James! „
„How can you laugh right now, are you mad!?"
„Pretty much, yeah."
...
„Merlin, Evans, what hapenned to you?"
„Thank you! Even Sirius understands!"
„Your lights are completely tangled! Come 'ere.."
„Piss off!"
„Will they put you in the Common room or they'll place such a lovely tree in the Great Hall?"
„Remus!"
„No, I'd just like to know were you drunk or you willingly did this?"
„They stuffed my mouth with a sock, dressed me all in green and-„
„Decked you."
„See, I'll have to murder you too, and I you've always been the favourite Marauder to me."
„What 'bout me!?"
„You're a prat. Your girlfriend is dressed like a Christmas tree and you laugh."
„Lily-flower.."
„She's Lily-tree now, Prongs."
[muffling sound of a shoe being thrown at Sirius]
„What'd y'a do 'at for!?"
„I will murder you all in your sleep."
„You'll have to stop shagging her, Prongs. We're afraid for our lives."
„Pollinating, Pads, pollinating. That's what trees do."
„Sorry, yeah. But imagine their children, that'd be some of the ugliest trees ever."
„Lily is a lovely tree!"
„Yes, yes I am!"
[silence]
„Did you just-„
„Curse you! I'll just go stand over some presents."
„Spread that holiday cheer all over, yeah, Evans. That's the spirit!"
„Oh, go crawl in a hole and die!"