Ali: Okay, I couldn't help myself, shush up. This one will be short I promise!
Jiraiya: *rubs temples* You're... writing a fan fiction about one of your own fan fiction? One that you haven't even finished yet?
Ali: Shush up!
Jiraiya: *holds up hands* I'm just saying, it's weird!
ALi: I know I'm weird... wait, where'd my pixie stix go?
Jiraiya: You had pixie stix?
Ali: Not too many!
Jiraiya: ... -_- we're all going to die aren't we?
Nana: Not if I can help it.
Ali: Sup sissy.
Nana: Here *gives her the bag of pixie stix*
Jiraiya: *jaw drops before tackling Ali* NO! You can NOT have those!
ALi: Nana! Protect them for me!
Nana: *grabs candy and smirks* There. Now where's my sprite for payment?
ALi: In the fridge: *wrestles with Jiraiya* I need sugar!
Jiraiya: To HELL you do!
Nana: Aren't you supposed to say something?
Ali: *pauses* What? Say what?
Jiraiya: THe disclaimer.
ALi: WHat's a disclaimer.
Jiraiya: I didn't tackle you that hard, now say it.
ALi: D': I own nothing but the plot and OCs... Nana give me those!
Jiriaya: No!
Nana: *both wrestle and Nana steps over them* review.
Chapter 1:
The Loss of a Brother
Kabuto was in Asuma's arms, waiting for his brother and their team to return from their mission. He saw them in the distance and perked up while Asuma slumped. The team neared and Kabuto was placed on the ground and he walked around the team and then looked up at Minato.
"Where's Kaka?" he asked.
Obito dropped to his knees to be eye level with the boy. "I-I'm sorry Kabuto. He's not coming back."
"Why not?"
Obito bowed his head, not meeting the boy's eyes. "Because I couldn't protect him... I didn't save him..."
"W-what are you saying?" Kabuto asked.
"Kakashi's sleeping for a long time Kabuto," Rin explained gently.
"Will he wake up?"
"No," Obito choked out.
Minato knelt in front of Kabuto and explained about Kakashi's death and Kabuto looked at Obito. "What happened to him?"
"He was cut on his left eye and there was a blind spot, and we were running as everything was collapsing and the boulder crushed him," Obito sobbed, rubbing the tears out of his eyes despite the fact that they weren't going to end. "I'm sorry Kabuto, I know you just hate me right now..."
"How could I hate you? It's the man who made my brother blind's fault," he said.
Obito hugged Kabuto with all his might, sobbing with the boy and promising to take good care of him. Minato looked at them with pity. Kabuto didn't need to lose his brother. He looked up at the sky and hopes that Kakashi was in a better place.
"Why don't we go eat something," Minato suggested.
"Wanna eat?" Obito asked, wiping his eyes.
"No," he shook her head.
"COme on, Kakashi would want you to eat," Rin said gently.
Kabuto sniffled and nodded, walking with them towards his next meal, his unwanted meal. He thought that he would trade anything for his big brother back.
Ali: OKay, that's the first chapter.
Jiraiya: I still find that it's weird.
Ali: Who asked for your opinion?
Jiraiya: Someone somewhere.
Ali: *growls* You're such a (BEEP) Jiraiya.
JIraiya: *growls* what did you say?!
Ali: You heard me!
Jiraiya: WEll you're a (BEEEP) Alice!
Ali: You're calling me Alice now? I thought we were closer than that!
Jiraiya: It all ended with a (BEEP).
ALi: Fine! Be that way! *runs away*
Jiraiya: *sighs* Review... *pulls out pixie stix* Juts this once... Ali! I have pixie stix for you!
Ali: *hugs him and kisses him on the cheek* Thank you! Thank you! THANK YOU!
Jiraiya: *blushes and pants from lack of breathing in the anaconda hug* You're... wel... come...