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Author's note: I forgot I'd written this. This is cracky, just a FYI.


"Please?"

"No, I'm busy."

"But Ciel~"

Ciel snapped his attention from his computer to the annoying blond in front of him, "Leave me alone, Trancy."

In the twenty-first century, it was much more acceptable for Alois to wear revealing clothes, especially his precious booty shorts. Of course, even lounging around their home, the blond still dressed scantily, not even seeing a problem with it. Ciel couldn't help but take a quick peek as Alois' shorts slipped up as he bent towards Ciel's desk—Ciel would never admit to committing such acts, though.

"Just let me take a picture with you," Alois pouted, sticking his lower lip out.

Ciel looked at the other teen skeptically, "For what?"

"I need a new Facebook picture."

Ciel placed the palm of his hand against his forehead, "You've got to be kidding me."

"My last one was taken yesterday, Ciel; it's outdated."

"No, leave me alone so I can continue my work."

"It will take two seconds."

"No."

"Please~"

"No."

"Mine's old."

"Take one by yourself."

"I haven't taken one with you in forever!"

"Sebastian, come get this thing!"

"Never mind," The blond yelled, mimicking Ciel the best that he could, "Stay wherever you are!"

Alois frowned, crawling over the desk and plopping into Ciel's lap, "I'm not a thing."

The blond wrapped his arms around the other earl, nuzzling his face into the side of Ciel's neck, "Just let me take one picture with you and I'll leave you alone until you get your work done."

Ciel sighed and breather out, "Fine."

Alois' face lit up, "Yay! Thanks, love. I love you."

Ciel rolled his eyes.

"Say 'cheese'!" Alois exclaimed as he situated himself spread over Ciel's lap.

"I never agreed to this!"

That was one interesting Facebook picture.