Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. But if I did, I'd do a much better job than 4Kids.
Thirty ways to annoy Eneru
1. Put Seastone handcuffs on him then throw apples at his head.
2. When's he just been intimate with a girl, run up to him and shout "DID YOU USE RUBBER?!"
3. Ask him where he lives. When he tells you he lived in a land of clouds, say "I thought that was where God lived."
4. Spread jam all over his bed.
5. Start a rumour among his priests that he's secretly gay.
6. Ask him if Jesus is his son.
7. Tie him up and throw him off a cliff.
8. Activate a Flavour Dial that's filled with farts in his Godly Domain.
9. After you've done that, light a fire.
10. Hit him with a rubber duck.
11. Tell him the moon is made of cheese, and that the Fairy Vearth is made of lettuce, so he's got it all wrong.
12. Use his credit card to pay for porn.
13. Ask him the meaning of life.
14. When he tells you he doesn't know, pretend to start crying and scream "YOU'RE NOT REALLY GOD!" in his ear.
15. Give him a battery for his birthday.
16. Tell him Nico Robin is secretly hot for him.
17. Vandalise the Maxim.
18. Ask him if he saw Cybermen/Judoon/Ice Warriors on the moon. (Doctor Who reference, if you didn't know.)
19. Ask him if he met Neil Armstrong on the moon.
20. Ask him if he's going to sign up for NASA.
21. Whenever he electrocutes someone, shout "THAT'S SHOCKING!"
22. While he's sleeping, put a fake pirate hat and an eyepatch on him. When he wakes up and asks you why he's got them on, murmur something about him 'not being cool enough'.
23. Drown him in a swimming pool full of custard.
24. Wait till he goes for a shower then cause him to accidentally turn into his thunder form. BZZZT!
25. Steal his golden staff thingy.
26. Steal his trousers.
27. Poke him in the eye.
28. Tell him Luffy should be god instead of him.
29. Tell him Satori is hot for him.
And finally….
30. Say he's not god.