Fat camp
One morning Kurt woke up only to find his dad standing over him "get up fatty" he said sternly. "Dad how many times do I have to tell you its baby fat" replied Kurt. "Oh yeah really you are 18 buddy no baby fat any more you weigh over 120kg" said Burt. "Oh and by the way Rachel and the others are waiting outside and don't worry I hired a coach for fat people" laughed Burt. "Kurt felt a stab of sadness his dad had started going on about this stupid fat camp ever since his bird died, Kurt told him that it would be fine and he could get a new one but no. He had to have his own way all the time.
When Kurt got up and got dressed into his size 20 pants and shirt he came to the door where Rachel berry was waiting for him so were the rest of the glee club but to tell you the truth Kurt did not like them at all they were so show-off-ish in the size18 pants. Kurt climbed aboard the double door bus. Kurt's dad had made sure the seats were double too. Kurt sat down at the front where he could hear the radio Rachel sat behind him which did not suit him as he lately hated Rachel.
When they got there they could see a big field that went on forever Kurt hoped they would not have to run across it. Just then the coach cam on the bus he said "today we are going to run across the field" Kurt repeatedly hit his head on the bar in front of him then he got up and got off the bus. They had to line up so Kurt watched as a fat Puck, Finn, Rachel, Mike, Lauren, Mercedes, Tina and Mr Schue got off the bus.
Then they walked up to the edge of the grass the coach insisted that they start straight away so they can get used to the feel of boot camp. So they lined up. READY SET GO! Bang the gun went off Finn was in the lead buy two steps and Mr. Schue was coming last Kurt was coming 3rd. So far they had ran for 5 minutes in this time they had covered 50 meters. Then the coach came up to them "on the other side of that field there is all the junk food you can imagine" Kurt decided that it was his junk food so instead of 2 steps per 10 seconds he would do for 4 this put up a struggle but he eventually passed Finn and Rachel he was in the lead just then he had a heart spasm and fell to the ground. The paramedics came instantly but he just pushed them away and thought of the food .He was almost there when he found a snail that was beating him. He was very embarrassed so he squashed that snail and kept running eventually he reached the table only to find the coach sitting on it "where is the FOOD" he exclaimed.