As most of you would know, my computer just broke, and I said I would continue after it was fixed. But... I couldn't hold back. If I'd waited till my computer was fixed, my plot bunnies would be OVER 9000!
To get myself used to writing on a phone, I'll work my way up from scratch, starting with drabbles like this, moving on to oneshots, before going on to Eternity again. If anyone knows a good app for writing, that would help a lot. To the fic!
"Alone at last..."
I clonked the intruder on the head with my frying pan, hard as I could. All those years of dragging a ton of hair really helped.
As the intruder slunk to the floor, unconscious, I realised his head was bleeding. Turning him over gingerly with my frying pan, I slid my finger under his (beautiful) nose. Not breathing.
Did I kill him?
Oh boy.
It's probably all right. He's probably a cannibal or something. He probably deserved to die. Although I thought he would be uglier.
No matter.
I'll just stuff him in my closet, he'll rot away in a few months, and Mother wouldn't even have to know. Smiling in satisfaction, I started dragging the corpse upstairs.
It's... so tiny. (That's what she said.)
I'm not pleased with this, but I'm putting it up anyways to see your response. Till next time!
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