~*~*~*~* Usual disclaimer...I don't own the song, LeeAnn Womack does...I don't own Gundam Wing...*sniff* some peeps in Japan do....all I 'own' is this songfic....and changes I made were...well, changes I made! as usual, ** is song, ~~ is happenin' to the character(s)! Thanks!~*~*~*
**I heard he was gonna marry some girl from Sanc,
Then my friend came over, had the Sunday paper with her
There was the girl on the social page
Lookin' in love and all engaged
We decided she don't take a very good picture**
~~ We see two women sitting at a table looking at the Social page in the Sunday paper. A large picture of Relena and Heero grace the page they are looking at. The heading reads, "Dove and Soldier To Tie The Knot". The two women exchange glances. "She looks so fake." One complains jabbing at Relena's picture. The other woman sighed, "But he looks soooo good....." ~~
**It may be my family's a redneck nature
Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady like behavior
It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger
But I don't like her**
~~ Woman # 2 grins evily and begins to search for a pen.~~
**She may be an angel who spends all winter
Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner
A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner**
~~ News stories show Relena donating money, time, food, clothing and other nessesities to the homeless. She smiles sweetly at the cameras and says, "If I won't help them, who will?" ~~
**But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later**
~~Slowly the pen is uncapped and is put to the paper....~~
**I drew horns and blackened out her tooth with a marker
Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target
I couldn't be happier on my own
But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone
And seein' her with him tends to enlarge it **
~~ A tablot is seen with a picture of Relena and Heero kissing in a park. Another shows them on a picnic and so on......~~
**Inside her head may lay all the answers
For curing diseases from baldness to cancer
Salt of the earth and a real good dancer
But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later**
~~ "And now...." The annoucener's deep voice paused as the huge white doors of the church slowly swung open, "Here comes Mr. and Mrs. Heero Yuy!"
Crowds are held back by police forces, yet they all cheer loudly as Relena, who is still in her white wedding dress, and Heero, who is in a tux (A.N-WOW!), make their way down the church steps. Heero grins and picks Relena up and carries her to the awaiting black limo.~~
*~*~"Well, it was just one tooth..." Une said as she looked at her artwork. Relena now has a mustache, a missing tooth, warts, moles....you get the picture.
"Did I mention I don't particularly care for her?? She makes me sick...." Dorothy exclaims flipping through the stations trying to find a station that was not re-airing Relena and Heero's wedding. "But...he is sooooo fine..." Dorothy sighes and closes her eyes.......*~*~
~~~~~~A.N- Yes...a WEIRD ending, but I thought it was cute! Tell me what you thought! Thanks!! PLEASE REVIEW!!!
**I heard he was gonna marry some girl from Sanc,
Then my friend came over, had the Sunday paper with her
There was the girl on the social page
Lookin' in love and all engaged
We decided she don't take a very good picture**
~~ We see two women sitting at a table looking at the Social page in the Sunday paper. A large picture of Relena and Heero grace the page they are looking at. The heading reads, "Dove and Soldier To Tie The Knot". The two women exchange glances. "She looks so fake." One complains jabbing at Relena's picture. The other woman sighed, "But he looks soooo good....." ~~
**It may be my family's a redneck nature
Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady like behavior
It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger
But I don't like her**
~~ Woman # 2 grins evily and begins to search for a pen.~~
**She may be an angel who spends all winter
Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner
A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner**
~~ News stories show Relena donating money, time, food, clothing and other nessesities to the homeless. She smiles sweetly at the cameras and says, "If I won't help them, who will?" ~~
**But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later**
~~Slowly the pen is uncapped and is put to the paper....~~
**I drew horns and blackened out her tooth with a marker
Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target
I couldn't be happier on my own
But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone
And seein' her with him tends to enlarge it **
~~ A tablot is seen with a picture of Relena and Heero kissing in a park. Another shows them on a picnic and so on......~~
**Inside her head may lay all the answers
For curing diseases from baldness to cancer
Salt of the earth and a real good dancer
But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later**
~~ "And now...." The annoucener's deep voice paused as the huge white doors of the church slowly swung open, "Here comes Mr. and Mrs. Heero Yuy!"
Crowds are held back by police forces, yet they all cheer loudly as Relena, who is still in her white wedding dress, and Heero, who is in a tux (A.N-WOW!), make their way down the church steps. Heero grins and picks Relena up and carries her to the awaiting black limo.~~
*~*~"Well, it was just one tooth..." Une said as she looked at her artwork. Relena now has a mustache, a missing tooth, warts, moles....you get the picture.
"Did I mention I don't particularly care for her?? She makes me sick...." Dorothy exclaims flipping through the stations trying to find a station that was not re-airing Relena and Heero's wedding. "But...he is sooooo fine..." Dorothy sighes and closes her eyes.......*~*~
~~~~~~A.N- Yes...a WEIRD ending, but I thought it was cute! Tell me what you thought! Thanks!! PLEASE REVIEW!!!