The Two New Girls….
Authors Note:
As you know I didn't make ANY of invader Zim. I saw this because I wish to not get sued. However that Day characters does belong to me, and the Jiz character belongs to Christina A. Any of these characters used must be used with permission which I doubt will happen anyway blah blah whatever. Please R and R! And don't mind me if it sucks because I'm just starting to get the hang of writing stories and it's most likely that I WILL have errors in the story so don't get all bent if I do ok? And I could've made this better so sorry I didn't. I wrote this awhile ago and if I have time I'll re-edit it! Sorry! And don't expect to see tons of details…Thanks!
~^Day~^
Wednesday: 12:10 am
Zim is in class watching Ms. Bitter's lecture about math. Although it doesn't make any sense to Zim considering that he thinks she is doing it all wrong compared to what his planet does, he struggles to stay awake and seem like any normal human child. All the others are asleep…
Ms. Bitters: Blah, blah, blah, 2+1=31,000, blah, blah, blah...
Zim looks out the window sighing as Ms. Bitters continues with her pointless rambling when Dib looks over at Zim and holds a fist up as some kind of threat. Zim quirks an eye brow and turns back to the lesson.
Zim: When does she let her mouth sleep…..?
Just then a door slams open and the whole class turns the attention away to the door.
Ms. Bitters: oh yesss…I almost thankfully forgot. These are new transfer students.
Standing in the door way were two ordinary looking girls. One of the girls has black hair and brown eyes. The other girl has blue eyes and blonde hair.
Ms. Bitters: These are our two new students: this pathetically doomed child is Jiz (Ms, Bitters said pointing to the black haired girl)
Ms. Bitters: And this other doomed child is Day.
To Zim both these names sounded of no familiarence and he paid them no heed. But the new girls seemed to do the opposite to Zim not taking their eyes off him.
Jiz: Hello Zim….
Zim: Eh? How do you know my name?!
Jiz: Because; were just like you…..
Zim: What exactly do you mean?
Day: You'll see later Zim….
Jiz: Yea...were just like you...
Zim: You BOTH know my name?!
Ms. Bitters: Please sit down in your seats. Jiz you're behind Zim. Day you're in the empty eat where that child has been absent.
The two girls sat in their seats mouthing out words to each other then looking at Zim evilly. Zim evil eyes them back and the two girls wave happily at him, making Zim confused. Dib looks suspiciously at the two girls putting his finger (thinkingly) on his chin.
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LATER AT RECESSE:
Jiz and Day talk to Zim behind a bush and tree somewhere…
Zim: Who are you?! And how do you know my NAME?!?!
Jiz: Cause were like you….
Zim: I don't… know what you're talking about…..
Day: Irken invaders you twit!
Zim: What?!
Jiz: Its true were-
Zim: No! She called me a twit!
Jiz and Day look at each other curiously and shrug.
Zim: Well, what are you doing here? Just visiting?
Day: NO! Were here for our mission!
Zim: And what might that be?
Jiz: Invading this stinky disgusting planet earth.
Zim: T-that can't be! That's MY mission!
Day: Yes. But it's all of ours now.
Zim: No. ITS MINE! NOT YOURS! MIIINNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!
Jiz: Well TOO BAD!
Day: Why exactly haven't you invaded earth yet?
Zim: because I-I've been busy doing….stuff…
Jiz: Unimportant stuff!
Zim: not true! NOT TRUE!
Jiz: Well explain the story….
Day: Ok well I was especially sent from Computer Control Center. You know. That place you call to give your latest invasion information? Except I'm toward the north east side I conducted with navigational acts for lost invaders and planet marking.
Zim: WELL THEN YOU FORGOT TO MARK EARTH! I had a LITTLE problem with some planet jackers because there map said that THIS PLANET WAS FREE!
Day: I was never instructed to mark it in the first place....not until we were assigned here....
Zim: ER! Yeah, but that still doesn't explain why you're here.
Jiz: WERE GETTING TO THAT JUST SHUT UP!
Zim: MAKE ME!
Haz: OH I WILL!
Day: Jiz…..
Jiz looks angrily at Zim then steps aside still angry.
Day: You take it from their.
Jiz goes to punch Zim.
Day: NOT FROM THERE! The STORY!
Jiz: Argh.....fine....
Zim stares at the two invaders curiously.
Jiz: Ok so I was on the water planet Squirnuieh, and they called me to this planet with a partner. Anyway I-
Zim: let me guess;
Jiz: WHAT FOR?! NO GUESSING!
Zim: YES!
Jiz: NO!!!
Jiz grabs Zims shirt collar and he flinches in fear.
Zim: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!!!!!!!!
Jiz and Day look at each other again raising an eyebrow.
Day: Knock it off. Someone will here you!!!
Meanwhile Dib is making an attempt to spy in on Zim's conversation from behind the bush. Some kids are playing dodge ball in the back round.
Zim: Fine; then let me THINK; you couldn't take over the planet because your not experienced like me. (Boasting)
Day: yeah were not experienced like you.
Zim: That's what I thought…
Jiz: yeah were MORE experienced than you! Day probably had more exprience than you and she hasn't ever invaded a planet before!
Day: YEAH! Hey--
Zim: Suuuuurrreeee…..
Day: it's true!
Zim: Yeah but back to the other point. Even I, the mighty Zim, would have had some minor difficulties trying to invade Squirnuieh. It's a difficult-
Jiz: I already taken it over. I broke the record for the fastest planet invasion. Not only that for a bonus, I invaded its suns, moons, and corresponding planets. Besides, it's a planet with nothing but water and stupid aquatic creatures....
Zim looks shocked and speechless. Dib tries to go behind the tree to try and hear what there saying a little better and hits knocked up side his head knocking him unconscious.
Zim: That still doesn't explain why you're here….
Jiz: if you were more advanced like US then you would've known that we were already coming!
Zim: What do you mean?
Day: We PERSONALLY sent you a vid mail.
Zim: I never got a-
FLASHBACK: Zim is looking at his video message screen when Gir comes up behind him screaming and pushing buttons deleting a couple of incoming mail calls.
Day: Well, when I heard your last call saying you were doing "ok," in taking over Earth,
Jiz: And you hadn't invaded earth completely in two weeks, then we were asked to join the great invasion of Earth.
Day: And our leaders regretfully sent us….
Jiz: But we were quickly replaced and given super advanced models to help us seek out our mission!
Zim: Is you models by any chance *hesitates* stupid or annoying in anyway stupid or annoying way.
Jiz and Day exchange curious looks.
Day: Jiz's S.I.R is a little weird, but then again mines not as 'advanced' as I thought it'd be either…But we believe the model codes got mixed up with the wrong chips. Ours were custom made too!
Zim: Fine. But BOTH OF YOU stay out of my way! It's still MY mission! And stay away from my house too. I don't want any GIRLS messing with my experience equipment.
Jiz: Trust me we won't even be within two inches from outside your house. I promise.
Day: I do too.
The bell rings dismissing Recess to go back to class.
Zim: Good. Let hope I only see you at this sad pathetic place they call "skool"
Zim sighs as he walks through the door into his house. And then goes to head off into his lab.
Zim: Gir, get to the main control p-
Zim stops noticing something…..weird….. Gir is blue with stars on it cover. Then another S.I.R. ran out.
Gir (and the other S.I.R.): HIIIYEEEE! ( At the same time)
Zim backs away freaked out and then another S.I.R. comes up behind him.
Zim: AHHHHHH!
Zim watches as they S.I.R.s group up next to each other in a straight line, Gir slipping on his dog suit.
Zim: MASSNESS!! THE MADDNESS!
Jiz and Day walk in the room out of disguise.
Jiz: Do you MIND not screaming so LOUD!
Zim: what is this MADDNESS!
Zim points to the S.I.R.'s, who tilt their head curiously.
Jiz: The black one with fire is mine. The blue one with stars is Days.
Zim straightens up trying to look like he already knew that.
Zim: oh yes…of course. I was just testing you.
Jiz rolls her eyes.
Zim: Hey! Wait just a minute.
Jiz turns around and glares at Zim. O_o
Zim: What are you doing here?! I thought I told you to stay away from my house! Remember?
Jiz: What exactly did we say to you again?
Zim: You said you wouldn't be two inches from my house!!
Jiz: Yeah. I said two inches from the FRONT of your house. I didn't say two inches from the INSIDE of your house!
Zim: What?! But, but that's just not fair!
Jiz: Nothing is every "fair" Zim. That's what humans call "life".
Zim: Wait! You had to be two inches outside of my house to get in here!
Jiz: So?
Zim: So….OUT!
Jiz: No way. I like it here. And besides, neither of our ships came with the proper equipment to make a house like this. And even if we did, there are no more vancant lot.
Jiz walks away waving off Zim, walking into the kitchen with Day who is sitting at the table reading.
Zim: This is MY house! You can't be here! It's mine!
Day: I don't see your name anywhere.
Zim: Well I don't see YOURS either.
Jiz: So were even.
Zim: No! Were OFF!
Day: you mean odd?
Zim: Yes, that's what I said…..
Jiz: whatever.
Zim: you can't just barge in my house like that!
Jiz and Day roll there eyes and both walk out the door.
Zim: FINE! NO LEAVE THE PLANET PLEASE!
Zim goes to walk into the living room and go to his lab when the door is knocked of its hinges and Jiz is standing on top of the door.
Zim: I can do that! It's so0o0o0o0o0o easy! It's just as easy as stealing human organs. Computer! Repair door!
The door stands up by wires and tubes and is screwed back in its hinges with a screw driver and then dusted off by a feather duster.
Zim: Stand clear Irken BABIES! And watch an experienced professional!
Zim walks outside slamming the door behind him. Jiz and Day look at each other and Bob hands them pop corn as they sit on the couch and look towards the door.
Jiz: Where did you get this stuff Bob?
Bob: I DoN't know….
Day: This should be interesting.
Jiz and Day laugh evilly as they wait for Zim to make a complete idiot of himself.
Zim: DIE STUPID DOOR!
BAM! Zim hits the door not even remotely knocking it over but the door opens slowly to reveal a beat up look Zim. Jiz and Day laugh hysterically and the S.I.R.'s laugh with them. Zim walks in slowly dragging his foot a little bit twitchy.
Zim: I'm just a little, A LITTLE! (Holds up his hands pinches his fingers just a little away from his other finger), Rusty!
Day: Thanks for the entertainment circus clown!
Day and Jiz wave happily as they walk into their 'new' room by the TV with a sign on the door labeled 'ladies' and slam the door while the S.I.R.'s run around in a circle screaming about a chocolate piggy. Zim stares angrily at the door.
Authors Note:
As you know I didn't make ANY of invader Zim. I saw this because I wish to not get sued. However that Day characters does belong to me, and the Jiz character belongs to Christina A. Any of these characters used must be used with permission which I doubt will happen anyway blah blah whatever. Please R and R! And don't mind me if it sucks because I'm just starting to get the hang of writing stories and it's most likely that I WILL have errors in the story so don't get all bent if I do ok? And I could've made this better so sorry I didn't. I wrote this awhile ago and if I have time I'll re-edit it! Sorry! And don't expect to see tons of details…Thanks!
~^Day~^
Wednesday: 12:10 am
Zim is in class watching Ms. Bitter's lecture about math. Although it doesn't make any sense to Zim considering that he thinks she is doing it all wrong compared to what his planet does, he struggles to stay awake and seem like any normal human child. All the others are asleep…
Ms. Bitters: Blah, blah, blah, 2+1=31,000, blah, blah, blah...
Zim looks out the window sighing as Ms. Bitters continues with her pointless rambling when Dib looks over at Zim and holds a fist up as some kind of threat. Zim quirks an eye brow and turns back to the lesson.
Zim: When does she let her mouth sleep…..?
Just then a door slams open and the whole class turns the attention away to the door.
Ms. Bitters: oh yesss…I almost thankfully forgot. These are new transfer students.
Standing in the door way were two ordinary looking girls. One of the girls has black hair and brown eyes. The other girl has blue eyes and blonde hair.
Ms. Bitters: These are our two new students: this pathetically doomed child is Jiz (Ms, Bitters said pointing to the black haired girl)
Ms. Bitters: And this other doomed child is Day.
To Zim both these names sounded of no familiarence and he paid them no heed. But the new girls seemed to do the opposite to Zim not taking their eyes off him.
Jiz: Hello Zim….
Zim: Eh? How do you know my name?!
Jiz: Because; were just like you…..
Zim: What exactly do you mean?
Day: You'll see later Zim….
Jiz: Yea...were just like you...
Zim: You BOTH know my name?!
Ms. Bitters: Please sit down in your seats. Jiz you're behind Zim. Day you're in the empty eat where that child has been absent.
The two girls sat in their seats mouthing out words to each other then looking at Zim evilly. Zim evil eyes them back and the two girls wave happily at him, making Zim confused. Dib looks suspiciously at the two girls putting his finger (thinkingly) on his chin.
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LATER AT RECESSE:
Jiz and Day talk to Zim behind a bush and tree somewhere…
Zim: Who are you?! And how do you know my NAME?!?!
Jiz: Cause were like you….
Zim: I don't… know what you're talking about…..
Day: Irken invaders you twit!
Zim: What?!
Jiz: Its true were-
Zim: No! She called me a twit!
Jiz and Day look at each other curiously and shrug.
Zim: Well, what are you doing here? Just visiting?
Day: NO! Were here for our mission!
Zim: And what might that be?
Jiz: Invading this stinky disgusting planet earth.
Zim: T-that can't be! That's MY mission!
Day: Yes. But it's all of ours now.
Zim: No. ITS MINE! NOT YOURS! MIIINNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!
Jiz: Well TOO BAD!
Day: Why exactly haven't you invaded earth yet?
Zim: because I-I've been busy doing….stuff…
Jiz: Unimportant stuff!
Zim: not true! NOT TRUE!
Jiz: Well explain the story….
Day: Ok well I was especially sent from Computer Control Center. You know. That place you call to give your latest invasion information? Except I'm toward the north east side I conducted with navigational acts for lost invaders and planet marking.
Zim: WELL THEN YOU FORGOT TO MARK EARTH! I had a LITTLE problem with some planet jackers because there map said that THIS PLANET WAS FREE!
Day: I was never instructed to mark it in the first place....not until we were assigned here....
Zim: ER! Yeah, but that still doesn't explain why you're here.
Jiz: WERE GETTING TO THAT JUST SHUT UP!
Zim: MAKE ME!
Haz: OH I WILL!
Day: Jiz…..
Jiz looks angrily at Zim then steps aside still angry.
Day: You take it from their.
Jiz goes to punch Zim.
Day: NOT FROM THERE! The STORY!
Jiz: Argh.....fine....
Zim stares at the two invaders curiously.
Jiz: Ok so I was on the water planet Squirnuieh, and they called me to this planet with a partner. Anyway I-
Zim: let me guess;
Jiz: WHAT FOR?! NO GUESSING!
Zim: YES!
Jiz: NO!!!
Jiz grabs Zims shirt collar and he flinches in fear.
Zim: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!!!!!!!!
Jiz and Day look at each other again raising an eyebrow.
Day: Knock it off. Someone will here you!!!
Meanwhile Dib is making an attempt to spy in on Zim's conversation from behind the bush. Some kids are playing dodge ball in the back round.
Zim: Fine; then let me THINK; you couldn't take over the planet because your not experienced like me. (Boasting)
Day: yeah were not experienced like you.
Zim: That's what I thought…
Jiz: yeah were MORE experienced than you! Day probably had more exprience than you and she hasn't ever invaded a planet before!
Day: YEAH! Hey--
Zim: Suuuuurrreeee…..
Day: it's true!
Zim: Yeah but back to the other point. Even I, the mighty Zim, would have had some minor difficulties trying to invade Squirnuieh. It's a difficult-
Jiz: I already taken it over. I broke the record for the fastest planet invasion. Not only that for a bonus, I invaded its suns, moons, and corresponding planets. Besides, it's a planet with nothing but water and stupid aquatic creatures....
Zim looks shocked and speechless. Dib tries to go behind the tree to try and hear what there saying a little better and hits knocked up side his head knocking him unconscious.
Zim: That still doesn't explain why you're here….
Jiz: if you were more advanced like US then you would've known that we were already coming!
Zim: What do you mean?
Day: We PERSONALLY sent you a vid mail.
Zim: I never got a-
FLASHBACK: Zim is looking at his video message screen when Gir comes up behind him screaming and pushing buttons deleting a couple of incoming mail calls.
Day: Well, when I heard your last call saying you were doing "ok," in taking over Earth,
Jiz: And you hadn't invaded earth completely in two weeks, then we were asked to join the great invasion of Earth.
Day: And our leaders regretfully sent us….
Jiz: But we were quickly replaced and given super advanced models to help us seek out our mission!
Zim: Is you models by any chance *hesitates* stupid or annoying in anyway stupid or annoying way.
Jiz and Day exchange curious looks.
Day: Jiz's S.I.R is a little weird, but then again mines not as 'advanced' as I thought it'd be either…But we believe the model codes got mixed up with the wrong chips. Ours were custom made too!
Zim: Fine. But BOTH OF YOU stay out of my way! It's still MY mission! And stay away from my house too. I don't want any GIRLS messing with my experience equipment.
Jiz: Trust me we won't even be within two inches from outside your house. I promise.
Day: I do too.
The bell rings dismissing Recess to go back to class.
Zim: Good. Let hope I only see you at this sad pathetic place they call "skool"
Zim sighs as he walks through the door into his house. And then goes to head off into his lab.
Zim: Gir, get to the main control p-
Zim stops noticing something…..weird….. Gir is blue with stars on it cover. Then another S.I.R. ran out.
Gir (and the other S.I.R.): HIIIYEEEE! ( At the same time)
Zim backs away freaked out and then another S.I.R. comes up behind him.
Zim: AHHHHHH!
Zim watches as they S.I.R.s group up next to each other in a straight line, Gir slipping on his dog suit.
Zim: MASSNESS!! THE MADDNESS!
Jiz and Day walk in the room out of disguise.
Jiz: Do you MIND not screaming so LOUD!
Zim: what is this MADDNESS!
Zim points to the S.I.R.'s, who tilt their head curiously.
Jiz: The black one with fire is mine. The blue one with stars is Days.
Zim straightens up trying to look like he already knew that.
Zim: oh yes…of course. I was just testing you.
Jiz rolls her eyes.
Zim: Hey! Wait just a minute.
Jiz turns around and glares at Zim. O_o
Zim: What are you doing here?! I thought I told you to stay away from my house! Remember?
Jiz: What exactly did we say to you again?
Zim: You said you wouldn't be two inches from my house!!
Jiz: Yeah. I said two inches from the FRONT of your house. I didn't say two inches from the INSIDE of your house!
Zim: What?! But, but that's just not fair!
Jiz: Nothing is every "fair" Zim. That's what humans call "life".
Zim: Wait! You had to be two inches outside of my house to get in here!
Jiz: So?
Zim: So….OUT!
Jiz: No way. I like it here. And besides, neither of our ships came with the proper equipment to make a house like this. And even if we did, there are no more vancant lot.
Jiz walks away waving off Zim, walking into the kitchen with Day who is sitting at the table reading.
Zim: This is MY house! You can't be here! It's mine!
Day: I don't see your name anywhere.
Zim: Well I don't see YOURS either.
Jiz: So were even.
Zim: No! Were OFF!
Day: you mean odd?
Zim: Yes, that's what I said…..
Jiz: whatever.
Zim: you can't just barge in my house like that!
Jiz and Day roll there eyes and both walk out the door.
Zim: FINE! NO LEAVE THE PLANET PLEASE!
Zim goes to walk into the living room and go to his lab when the door is knocked of its hinges and Jiz is standing on top of the door.
Zim: I can do that! It's so0o0o0o0o0o easy! It's just as easy as stealing human organs. Computer! Repair door!
The door stands up by wires and tubes and is screwed back in its hinges with a screw driver and then dusted off by a feather duster.
Zim: Stand clear Irken BABIES! And watch an experienced professional!
Zim walks outside slamming the door behind him. Jiz and Day look at each other and Bob hands them pop corn as they sit on the couch and look towards the door.
Jiz: Where did you get this stuff Bob?
Bob: I DoN't know….
Day: This should be interesting.
Jiz and Day laugh evilly as they wait for Zim to make a complete idiot of himself.
Zim: DIE STUPID DOOR!
BAM! Zim hits the door not even remotely knocking it over but the door opens slowly to reveal a beat up look Zim. Jiz and Day laugh hysterically and the S.I.R.'s laugh with them. Zim walks in slowly dragging his foot a little bit twitchy.
Zim: I'm just a little, A LITTLE! (Holds up his hands pinches his fingers just a little away from his other finger), Rusty!
Day: Thanks for the entertainment circus clown!
Day and Jiz wave happily as they walk into their 'new' room by the TV with a sign on the door labeled 'ladies' and slam the door while the S.I.R.'s run around in a circle screaming about a chocolate piggy. Zim stares angrily at the door.