Sonic took one look at the script as he sighed, turning to the others. "Yep, taking one glance at this crap made me realize something. It's gonna be one of those days..."

Shadow then took the script from Sonic, groaning as he squinted his eyes. "Oh, you can't be serious... the author's dead serious, isn't he?"

Silver snatched the script from Shadow, taking a firm look at it as he nodded his head, brushing back his quills as he placed his right hand on his hip. "It's that kind of fanfic, ladies and gentlemen."

"Oh good. Then we can all enjoy the show." Arceus stated as he was munching on some popcorn she made for the others as they were about to watch the show.

"I have no idea why we're here." Gruntilda Winkybunion stated as he was fixing up her purple scarf. "This nonsense may take a turn for the worst, I fear!"

Dry Bowser scoffed as he was playing tennis on the brick wall behind all of them. "You always say that. Try to be optimistic for once."

"I find this to be highly illogical." R.O.B. stated as he was having a zapping contest with Pikachu, trying to save up as much electricity as possible.

"I would complain, but then I wouldn't be better than any of the animal appliances on The Flintstones!" Pikachu piped as a laugh track played, y'know IN THE BACKGROUND.

"I still don't know why Yoshizilla just dumped us in this," Dr. Hoshi complained to Peppy Ankylosaurus as both of the original characters were there to advertise their very existence.

"Just so that our own tales can get some exposure, no matter what. Dunno why he bothers." Peppy responded to Dr. Hoshi as he munched on some lettuce.

"Wah! Just start the fucking story already!" Waluigi angrily snapped from his taco stand as he was getting sick of everyone taking advantage of the space originally used for the author notes and title of the story.

October 10, 2007

It was the early days of October, and Sonic The Hedgehog has foiled the nefarious Dr. Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik yet again, out in outer space on the rebuilt Death Egg as Eggman lied on his back, shaking his head as Sonic laughed, approaching him.

"Give up, Robuttnik!" Sonic exclaimed as he stretched his arms about. "I got you totally down and beat!"

Eggman pulled his orange mustache as he yelled with rage. "Ooh, it's not fair! I always lose to you! It's not fair!" He then got up, running away towards the northern direction as he continued yelling angrily. "I Hate That Hedgehog...!"

Sonic scoffed as he shrugged, rubbing the back of his head as he folded his arms. "Well, that's another adventure done. Now it's off to have all the chilli dogs in the world!" He was then blinded by a bright, white light. "Gah! What the...!?"

Master Hand suddenly appeared before Sonic, pointing at him as his voice echoed. "Sonic The Hedgehog, you have been invited to the Super Smash Bros and will be sent to the Super Smash Bros Mansion immediately!"

"Wait, what!?" Sonic gawked as he was teleported out of the area, with Master Hand teleporting away from the Death Egg as well.

Present Day

Sonic was in his room in the mansion, resting his arms as he had them wrapped around the back of his head, sitting on his green couch as he was nodding his head, his eyes closed. Suddenly, he heard a knock on the door, getting up from the couch and approaching the door, opening it to see Silver The Hedgehog, who was holding a silver colored bean bag.

"What the?" Sonic exclaimed as he shook his head in dismay. "Silver!? What are you doing here!?"

Silver sheepishly rubbed the back of his head. "Well... things between me and Blaze aren't going so well..." He sighed as he looked down, closing his eyes. "That, and SEGA still has no idea what to do with me."

"What about the Pizza Hut in Station Square?" Sonic asked as he placed his tight hand on his hip.

Silver rubbed the back of his head with his left hand sheepishly. "Let's just say that I'm on a permanent vacation..." He nervously chuckled, several seconds of awkward silence passing by.

The two anthropomorphic hedgehogs exchanged odd glances as a cough was heard.

Sonic narrowed his eyes as he smirked. "Vector fired you, didn't he?"

Silver dropped his head in shame, his quills all drooping downwards as a result. "Yes."

Sonic smiled as he wrapped his right arm around Silver. "Oh come on, Silver. Cheer up. Don't feel down." He then raised his right index finger in the air. "Why, you can spend the next few days and nights here with me in the Super Smash Bros Mansion!"

Silver's eyes lit up as he gasped, holding his hands together. "R-really!?" He squealed with joy.

Sonic nodded as he faced Silver. "Yeah. Only one thing, though..." He rubbed the back of his head with his right hand. "You're going to have to sleep on the couch. Or the floor."

Silver was shocked as he shook his head. "Wait, what? Why!?"

It was then that Shadow The Hedgehog emerged from the shower, turning to see Sonic and Silver staring at him. Shadow's left eye twitched as he shook his head, pointing at Silver.

"...You have got to be friggin' kidding me," Shadow commented as he gritted his teeth, glaring at Sonic as Sonic chuckled.

"Yeah... Shadow's staying with me." Sonic confirmed to Silver as he turned back to the albino colored hedgehog. "It's part of the contract of him being an Assist Trophy."

Silver sighed as he placed his right hand on his face, shaking his head slowly as Shadow shut the door to the bathroom shut. "It's gonna be one of those fanfics..." He muttered as he entered the room, with the door being shut.

The playable Robotic Operating Buddy past Sonic's room as he took a glance at the door, sensing that something wasn't as it seemed. Shrugging, he continued on to his own room, which was coincidentally right next to Sonic's room on the right. Both being on the western end of the hallway.