***Solidus, Raiden, Olga, Snake, Rose, and Ocelot don't belong to me,
however, these outtakes are all mine. Have fun.***
Me: We know cinematic scenes take lots of time and effort. Today, we go behind the scenes of Raiden's most dreaded experience, to enjoy countless bloopers, sure to crack you up. As you know, Raiden was betrayed by Snake and Olga, and he soon found himself somewhere where he wished he'd never been...The linear separations between sentences indicate a new blooper. Enjoy!
Ocelot: I checked everything including the genome data. There's nothing on this guy.
Solidus: Becoming a little perverted, are we?
Snake: Becoming? He always was!
Ocelot: Quiet you!
Raiden: Who's idea was it to leave me without my gear?
Ocelot: (raises his arm timidly) Me.
Snake: (walks right up to Raiden, standing beside him) You know what I could go for?
Raiden: What?
Snake: A niiice stretch. All that stiffness in my limbs, I have to get rid of. I can't stand it. (stretches with a smile)
Raiden: (pulls against his restraints) I hate you. -.-
Snake: (Is still beside Jack) You know what I could go for?
Raiden: Please, stop.
Snake: A sweet, ice cold drink brimming to the top of the can. Wouldn't you like to quench your thirst? (holds up an open coke can)
Raiden: (makes a whimpering sound, unable to grab the can because he is attached to the torture rack)
Snake: Suit yourself. I offered, remember that. (drinks the coke in front of Raiden)
Raiden: (twitches) Why do you have to make this so HARD?!
Snake: You never asked me to be good. ^^
Raiden: Grrrrrrrrrr... (sighs angrily, one of those "You-knew-all-along-and- never-told-me" sighs) Be nice, PLEASE!
Snake: Too late. You shoulda asked me before I made up my mind. [grins]
Raiden: You're cold, you know that?!
Snake: Hey, what's that? [looks startled]
Raiden: What's what?
Snake: That? [prods Raiden's chest with an annoying consistency]
Raiden: Huh? [looks down where Snake's finger is poking him, and it suddenly whaps his nose]
Snake: Hehehehehe, where would I be without you?
Raiden: [muttering] Living with Otacon, I bet...-.-
Director: And..Action!
Raiden: [looks weary] You...know me?
[You can hear Rose's voice from the Background]
Rose: Are you done filming yet, Jackie Jack?
Snake: We got company! [grins]
Raiden: [gasps] Don't come in, for the love of god!
Rose: Why?
Raiden: Just DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!
Rose: [the instant she peers at Jack on the torture machine, she passes out into a coma]
Snake: There's nothing wrong with what God gave us, girl...But frankly, I find that very funny. I can't keep a straight face looking at the kid.
Raiden: Hey, blame Ocelot for eagerly agreeing with this "nudity" idea.
Me: We know cinematic scenes take lots of time and effort. Today, we go behind the scenes of Raiden's most dreaded experience, to enjoy countless bloopers, sure to crack you up. As you know, Raiden was betrayed by Snake and Olga, and he soon found himself somewhere where he wished he'd never been...The linear separations between sentences indicate a new blooper. Enjoy!
Ocelot: I checked everything including the genome data. There's nothing on this guy.
Solidus: Becoming a little perverted, are we?
Snake: Becoming? He always was!
Ocelot: Quiet you!
Raiden: Who's idea was it to leave me without my gear?
Ocelot: (raises his arm timidly) Me.
Snake: (walks right up to Raiden, standing beside him) You know what I could go for?
Raiden: What?
Snake: A niiice stretch. All that stiffness in my limbs, I have to get rid of. I can't stand it. (stretches with a smile)
Raiden: (pulls against his restraints) I hate you. -.-
Snake: (Is still beside Jack) You know what I could go for?
Raiden: Please, stop.
Snake: A sweet, ice cold drink brimming to the top of the can. Wouldn't you like to quench your thirst? (holds up an open coke can)
Raiden: (makes a whimpering sound, unable to grab the can because he is attached to the torture rack)
Snake: Suit yourself. I offered, remember that. (drinks the coke in front of Raiden)
Raiden: (twitches) Why do you have to make this so HARD?!
Snake: You never asked me to be good. ^^
Raiden: Grrrrrrrrrr... (sighs angrily, one of those "You-knew-all-along-and- never-told-me" sighs) Be nice, PLEASE!
Snake: Too late. You shoulda asked me before I made up my mind. [grins]
Raiden: You're cold, you know that?!
Snake: Hey, what's that? [looks startled]
Raiden: What's what?
Snake: That? [prods Raiden's chest with an annoying consistency]
Raiden: Huh? [looks down where Snake's finger is poking him, and it suddenly whaps his nose]
Snake: Hehehehehe, where would I be without you?
Raiden: [muttering] Living with Otacon, I bet...-.-
Director: And..Action!
Raiden: [looks weary] You...know me?
[You can hear Rose's voice from the Background]
Rose: Are you done filming yet, Jackie Jack?
Snake: We got company! [grins]
Raiden: [gasps] Don't come in, for the love of god!
Rose: Why?
Raiden: Just DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!
Rose: [the instant she peers at Jack on the torture machine, she passes out into a coma]
Snake: There's nothing wrong with what God gave us, girl...But frankly, I find that very funny. I can't keep a straight face looking at the kid.
Raiden: Hey, blame Ocelot for eagerly agreeing with this "nudity" idea.