A/N: This is about Hotaru's daily life and daily observations.. about Ruka Nogi. I just thought of making one because I seriously need to! Haha.. Hope everyone would enjoy! XD
May contain intense blackmailing at some point but may also contain some drama but other than that it is just between Ruka and Hotaru but there is a little Natsumikan. R and R!

Got an idea of writing it like a diary from another fanfic writer, thanks!

Disclaimer: I do not own alice academy! If I did, Natsume and Mikan are together now and Ruka moved his interest to Hotaru.

Chapter 1- Blackmailing him is my hobby..

This diary belongs to the genius inventor: Hotaru Imai if you do not understand that it's your fault for having such a low IQ.

Monday, 8 am in the morning

Baka Mikan came rushing to me as soon as she saw me, I know it may seem natural but hugging me in the morning is really annoying.

But I do find it amusing to see her suffer with my version 2.0 of baka gun. 20 minutes later our dumb, gayish homeroom teacher came, Narumi. He smiles and greets us as if everything's normal but why are all idiots blind it's not normal.

Classes start after the annoying homeroom teacher left anyway, we are 15 already why in the world is he our homeroom teacher again.

HISTORY classes

Makihara-sensei entered and made everyone silent, honestly I think it's kinda idiotic and stupid to be afraid but I have no problems with that because I rarely talk during classes.

Later on,

I find Ruka blushing like an idiot, his face blushed like a red tomato and I understood why.

I glance over Mikan, who is seemingly giggling for no reason, really what a baka girl.

Although I find Ruka really idiotic for staring at Mikan like that I can't miss the golden opportunity to take some pictures and earn me some money.

Money, how I love them.

While Ruka is blushing like he has been harassed or something I take pictures of him and sure enough, he exclaimed for me to stop. What a baka as if I'd stop, money is always my top priority.

I could feel the stoic and expressionless Natsume's dagger stares, I could feel his glaring, how arrogant, just because he is Mikan's precious lover doesn't mean I'll be nice to him.

I glared back at him that clearly states WHAT-DO-YOU-WANT-BLACK-CAT?

He glared back that clearly states I'LL-BURN-YOU-ONE-OF-THESE-DAYS.

I just grinned at Natsume then I took another picture of Ruka from another angle.

Damn, Natsume really wants to make me mad, he teases Mikan resulting in excessive amounts of screaming combined with Ruka's exclaiming.\

Makihara-sensei looks towards us and exclaims,''Hotaru Imai! Mikan Sakura! Natsume Hyuuga! Ruka Nogi! All of you are suspended!''

Great, just when I thought I could continue my invention with that robot. It would earn me benefits if I will finish it earlier.

History is history anyway, don't care anymore.

ENGLISH classes

Serina-sensei enters the room, my other classmates stare at her like some caged dog. Disgusting but typical for a beautiful teacher maybe I could consider taking some pictures of her.

So I snap pictures of her while discussion and I could really detect Ruka staring at me awkwardly, don't worry Ruka. You will always be my number one merchandise.

Serina asks us about english then, ''Hotaru Imai make a sentence that contains a verb, an adjective and a noun that can be answered by yes and no.''

How nice of her to give me an opportunity to get back to Ruka for exclaiming in our last class.

''The shy Ruka is inlove with the naive Mikan, isn't he?''

The whole class fell silent with that answer of mine, why was I wrong? How pathetic.

Serina seems surprised but I knew that would be her reaction.

''Interesting, Imai thank you. How about you Natsume Hyuuga?''

Natsume smirked he unwillingly stood up but according to how I see it, he seems to have a dirty plan of his own. That black cat is such a copy cat, maybe I should shoot him with an anti-cool laser?

Natsume said in an expressionless face, ''The genius Hotaru is inlove with the gentle Ruka, isn't she?''

I think I can kill Natsume now, I don't really mind having a bloodbath in our classroom now. Maybe I'd love to show Mikan how I make her Natsume suffer. But I have a damned bigger problem.

Ruka's staring at me and he seems to anticipate for my reaction, No way would I give him the time of his day by giving off any reaction I am not an Idiot like him.

Everybody in the classroom sweatdrops and I am really going to do something, Just you wait Ruka Nogi.

This day is going to be interesting that is all I could think of.

Skip the details, this is just a useless list of sequences of events let's get to the interesting part.

LUNCH TIME, 12:00 at the cafeteria

Mikan insists me to sit with her for lunch but a bunch of higher ranked students invited me for lunch and I can't ignore that. Let us just have friendship later it can wait anyway. I give her a sly grin and I point oh-so-called great Natsume who is currently alone.

She complains like a child again, ''Ehh, Hotaru! I can't just go there. I mean you know, that it's like this and like that and-''

I shove a riceball on her mouth, really if I will not do that nothing is going to happen. This girl is too troublesome then I tell her in a cold and sarcastic tone,''You have been with him for so many years and something as simple as eating with him you cannot do? Go do it faster or I'll use my baka gun again.''

I see her run like a turtle to Natsume's table and they fight all over again. They are too sweet, maybe eating the anti-romance candy would help ease all that. Anyway, as I was about to sit down I see Ruka who is about to approach Natsume and Mikan's table.

So with my elastic hand invention, I grabbed his shirt and pulled him over. He was obviously shocked from the sudden events, poor rabbit pyon pyon because although I still don't like the attitude of the black cat, as a best friend to the idiot Mikan I have to give them some privacy alone.

He is now standing behind me and his facial expression showed signs of embarassment, how cute let me take a shot.

CLICK! Goes my camera this time he exclaimed in a voice that everyone in the cafeteria heard it.

''Hotaru! What was that again?!''

Great, did I hear it right? He actually called me in my first name, it feels disgusting. Nevermind, that Ruka causes too much trouble as much as Mikan does so out of my pure pity for him I say,''Rather than complaining isn't it more proper for you to sit down and behave quietly and eat?''

He calmed down a bit saying, ''Thank you.'' after that he sat in a position that is facing towards me. He really likes to insult me but thanks to him I have another collection for my package for selling. So everyone in this so pathetically noisy cafeteria eats but I am still one of the best among this everyone(I am not a narcissist, why it is true I am smart right?).

AFTER LUNCH TIME, CLASSES WITH NARUMI arghh..

Japanese literature, Not really had any interest in it but I had to study like some kind of waitress from a bar(Just remembered it from some kind of incident involving Ruka I will tell you another time. so don't annoy me.)

Annoying nurse, flirting with the doctor in front of me and giving me sleeping pills instead of headache medicine. I already tolerated the amount of her flirting and this is what she did to me. That will be listed in my plans later on.

Few minutes after, about 5 minutes, 30 seconds and 5 miliseconds

My head was spinning that even my hearing is affected. I couldn't hear the gigglish voice of the crazy Narumi talking but although my vision was becoming all blurry I could see Ruka looking at me. Is he going to make fun of me? Go ahead cause I have a lot more pictures of him hidden. Hahaha..

Ruka looked what looks like concern, wait why are you concerned? Stay out of this Ruka I can manage myself. Don't be so gentle and kind in front of me. I could seriously shoot you.

Useless, he doesn't know anything anyway and I fell asleep.

TIME LEAP, I don't know what the time is does it need to be known?

When I woke up I found myself in a room somewhat like the size of mine with Ruka standing by the door. Why is he here??

I then lie down the bed again and i tell Ruka, ''Why are you here?''

''Couldn't you at least say thank you Imai?''

He called me in my surname again, damn why do I care?

''Thank you but could you at least explain why I'm here in this room?''

He sat down at a chair saying,''You fell asleep in the middle of classes and hit your head in the desk.'' He was in the verge of laughing and I am starting to really get irritated.

He continues on, ''Even for a genius, you sure have some foolish points.''

Good, I snapped did he just say foolish? No Idiot can call me foolish.

I take out my album with the label, RUKA's SELLING PICTURES.

Section 1- Pictures of Ruka hugging animals (particularly Piyo)

Section 2- Pictures of Ruka Blushing with different degrees

Section 3- Pictures of Ruka dressed up as a girl(forcibly)

Section 4- Pictures of Ruka sleeping XD

Ruka's eyes widened seeing the pictures I open to him one by one.

He said in with surprise, ''How did you take a picture of me while sleeping??! Also how did those pictures got taken by you? You weren't even there!''

I turn my eyes away from him mumbling with a grin, ''I've got my methods.'' I cannot possibly tell him I have spies and useful inventions right?

I was mumbling to myself when he suddenly asked, ''Is your head okay?''

Now that he mentioned it, why doesn't it hurt? I was sure my head was hit awhile ago. Moreover, why in the world does he seem so concerned??

''I'm fine. '' I remarked coldly then I continue, ''Go back to classes, I will just rest in my room, I'll return tomorrow.'' That was my biggest mistake continuing.

He seemed to smile and I honestly find it stupid and dangerous he answers, ''Classes are over you slept over 5 hours I guess.''

I hit him with the baka gun with that remark of his, how there he make me feel embarassed. I run to the door while he rubs his red face and I run on my speedy duck to my room. One thing I wonder about how did I sleep for that long? I look at my reflection from a mirror, my purple eyes seem fine but I rub my eyes a little to shake off the excess dirt I saw back there from that room.

As I was riding my speedy suck, I felt a constant pair of eyes watching my every move and foot steps that are seemingly following me.

Intruder alert, I turn around and see..

Someone..

Thanks for reading hope you enjoyed! I will update as soon as I can!

Ja ne! Love you all!