Ok so this is my second fanfic. If you didn't know, my twin and I write these together. But this time we stole Nickelz from NickelzCrusta14. So now it's just Crusta4. HAHA. Don't worry Crusta we will return her so you can keep writing your awesome fanfic. If you haven't already, you should read our story I Think I Luv You (haley2017) and Faction Five High (NickelzCrusta14) So enjoy. We should be updating every Saturday. Just a fyi. Oh, if you want to know what we are doing right now, we're playing musical chairs to see who types.

Disclaimer: We don't own anything Divergent related. We only own the Hunter Hayes CD that we are listening to. (Even though 2/3 of us don't.)

Chapter 1

Tris' POV

I walk out of the shower, dry off, and put on my Spongebob Square Pants sports bra that Christina made me buy. She is Patrick, Marlene is Gary, and Lynn is Squidward. All of a sudden my bathroom door is kicked open by Bevis and Butthead. Zeke and Uriah stand in my bathroom doorway laughing and smiling like idiots. I'll have Tobias beat them later. "Get out of here you jack wagons!" I shout.

"Cover the child's eyes!" Zeke shouts and covers Uriah's eyes. They walk away with a huge grin on their faces.

"What are you even doing here?" I shout.

"Coming to get you. Christina told us to summoned you. The party already started."

"And that requires kicking open my bathroom door?"

"Well we saw blood on the carpet we thought you died. We were concerned for you well-being."

"I cut myself shaving. It's not my fault that Peter spilt beer on me."

"Fine just hurry up dollface." I huff and throw on my black skinny jeans on with a sparkly black tank top with my black leather jacket. I run out of my bathroom to put on my earrings, and I grab my orange Nike high tops with the pink swooshes. Damn do I look good.

"Damn Tris. Now let's go." Zeke says. Him and Uriah come up to me and grab me by the arm pits and half carry half drag me out of the apartment.

"Let me go. Help rape. Rape I tell you. Help I think they are going to rape me! Holy Shit where is my whistle when I need it." I try to get out by shouting but all people do is stop and stare. Finally I come up with the idea of biting Zeke's hand.

"Ow... she bit me! Why the hell did you bite me?!" Zeke screams.

"Grow some balls, bro. She could have done worse." Uriah says.

"She could have rabies, and you would've screamed too."

"Not like a girl and she doesn't have rabies." Uriah looks at me. "Do you?" He asks a little scared.

"You two would scream like baby girls if I kicked you where it counts. Your lucky I'm not wearing my steel-toes. And yes I have rabies I hope you got the shot because you will do a lot of hurting." They both wince, and I almost get out of their grasp. Important word in that sentence almost.

By the time we get to Zeke's apartment my throat hurts and Zeke and Uriah's hands have bite marks on them. It looks like they were swimming with parana's. We are all exhausted because we ran around the pit when I got out of their grasp. They had to tackle me like three times. I also yelled rape like a million times, to bad I didn't have my whistle. They finally probably thought I was actually being raped.

"Finally you guys are all here." Shauna says sounding impaitent. "You were gone for like an hour, what took so long?"

"Little miss sunshine here decided to take many detours." Zeke says.

"I wouldn't have had to if you just set me down and let me walk. That's why God gave me two feet."

"Wait is that why everyone was warned that there was rape going on in the compound? Because we all heard someone yelling 'rape rape! Help me! Dammnit where is my whistle when I need it?" Christina asks.

"And you guys didn't come to save me. What wonderful friends."

"Sorry we were to busy watching Four play Candy Crush."

"Which I don't understand because I'm not very good." He says.

"OMG the great and powerful Four isn't good at Candy Crush." I say and drop down to my knees and bow to him. He smirks at me. If I were someone else I would probably earn a glare from him. Or even earn a 'life's tough brosif so get a helmet.' and he would hit me in the forehead.

"Yes sadly I can't play candy crush and the world starts to crumble."

"Can we just start the game?" Lynn says sounding like Lynn... pissed.

"Fine I'll start." I say. "Shauna truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to kick Zeke where it counts."

"Okay."

"What I don't get an opinon?" Zeke whines.

"No your opinon doesn't matter in this world."

"Harsh Trissy harsh. Thats like a knife to the heart."

"You were the one trying to rape me." I look at Tobias and see anger behind his eyes.

"No that was Uri I wasn't the one tackling you." Tobias looks like he is about explode. I can already see the steam come out of his ears and fire out of his nose.

"Just get back to the game." Will says.

Shauna stands and so does Zeke. He closes his eyes and grabs the chair behind him. "Just do it don't leave me in the suspense." Marlene says. Shauna kicks him hard and he falls to the ground laughing and clutching his junk.

"Holy mother of... Fuck... why does life hate me... I hate you Tris... I hate you Shauna... I hate this fucking world. Aww... my balls."

Uriah goes to the kitchen and grabs a bag of frozen peas and a can of beer and drops it on him.

"Okay back to the game." Shauna says ignoring Zeke's screams. "Christina truth or dare?"

"Um..."

OK so this is our first fanfic with Nickelz. Don't worry more is to come maybe later tonight or sometime tomorrow. We shall see. We will be going for a walk on the bridge, maybe my bf will be there. (Fingers crossed and toes too.) Until we meet again...our fluffly little Divergent bunnies. Peace Out. Be nice to one another! And remember to always remember the Alamo. Terrible times I tell You TERRIBLE TIMES! Love ya Crusta and others. DO NOT WORRY CRUSTA WE WILL RETURN NICKELZ. Fuck You Science! :) (21 Jump Street quote, (DO NOT own either, only movie for watching puposes.))