One day Phoenix Wrihgt was walking inside the gatewatter hotel. Then he enter the toilet and then he saw a magical piece of turd in the toilet. And then he realize d that he was on drugs and the turd was a dead body. Next to it there was Star. She was brang to the detwnition center. Phonic the hedgehog said:
Phoenix: Don't wory! I will help you!
Star: Ok lets go to anoter dimension!
Then Starr grabed the dimensional siccors and cut a portal trough his body.
Phoenix: Ouch.
Star went trhough his body and phenix was like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Then Phoenxi realized he was on drugs again. He woke up in the courtroom.
Judgje: Court is know in session for the trial of Star Butterfly.
Phoenix: UMMMMMMMM….. The fence is ready ur honor.
?: …The prosecusion… is ready ur honor.
Phoenix blushed because the prosectusion was very sexy.
?: Hello phonyx wright. I am Toffee.
Phoenix: Ok I don't care lololololo!
Toffee: The victim is Marco Ds. The murder wepon was this knife. The victim was found with its head in the tolet. The prostitution calls Whendy Oldbeg
Oldbag: OHH HI THERE HANDSOME!
Toffee: Withnes! Please testify to the court about what you saw!
Oldbag: Ohh of course I will for you! Here's my testimoney.
Testimoy:
I was taking aa turd and then when I stepped back off the toilet Star pushetd the victim in the toulet and stabbet him whit dat knife!
Phoenix: OBJECTION!
Oldbag: WHAT DO YOU WANT KNOW WHIPPERZAPPER? (Haha! get it? Because Franziska bon Karma whips and Manfred bon Karma zaps! HAHAHA!)
Phoenix: Shut up Oldy Wendbag! Your jokers aren't funny! If u took a turd then it might have ben the murderer weap0n.
Judge: OHHMYGOOD! This changes everything! Court is adgurned!
Toffee: OBJECTION! What are you talking about? The morder weapon was this kni-OOOOOOUUUUCCH!
As toffe was presenting the knife he acsidentally cut of his finger. Then his finger flew away out of the court and went into the prison. Then the finger saw Damon Gant and went right into his mouth. Damon Gant choced on it and died. Ok back to the cortroom.
Toffee: Anyway! That changes nothing. Sart was the won ho pushed hem.
Judge: BUT THIS IS SO MINDBLOWING! I lost so many breincells from that. I need to adjurn the court to recover them. Court is adjurnent.
Toffee: HOLD IT! It's been a pleasure my friends.
As he said that the entire courtroum exploded and everyone survivet but tofee was gone.
TO BE CUNTINUED!