A/N: This is my first fanfic. I have been reading for quite a while and have finally decided to try my hand at writing. I hope you enjoy. please send me your comments. thnx. Bleach-gurl

Chapter 1: The Beginning

"IIIIIICCCHIIGGGGOOOOO! ! !" CRASH

Kurosaki Isshin went straight to the ground as his son, Kurosaki Ichigo expertly dodged his father's usual morning wake-up call kicks. Isshin-san was now at a very odd angle.

Ichigo POV

"What the hell, old man? Are you trying to kill me?"

I honestly couldn't believe this idiot was my father. Or worse, a Shinigami. More specifically, a shinigami taichou.

**Flashback**

"Getsuga Tensho!" I yelled, pouring as much of my reiatsu into that one strike effectively killing a bunch of hollows.

"BAKA! Stop being so reckless with your reiatsu!" screamed Kuchiki Rukia as she slapped me at the back of my head.

"God-damnit Rukia! What did you have to do that for? And why the hell are there so many hol-"

"Hadō #31 Shakkahō! You know son, if you keep blabbering like an idiot you're gonna get yourself killed!" My dad said as he sent a shot of red fire at the hollow that was stealthily approaching me from behind. WOW! My dad was actually being serious for once in his life.

WHOA!! Back up! My dad??

"What the fuck?"

"Don't worry son, you've made daddy proud!" My dad said as he pounded his chest like a damn gorilla.

Oh great! Back to idiot mode.

Suddenly four shinigami appeared behind my dad and kneeled,

"Kurosaki-Taichou, we have searched the entire area and there is no sign of the traitor, Ichimaru Gin, Sir!"

I couldn't believe my ears. I think I have gone fucking deaf.

"Ta….-Ta…-Ta-…TAICHOU!!"

"Yep son! Aren't you proud your daddy's a taichou? A very strong one I might add!" My idiotic father showed us his muscles.

"But…….But…….how-?"

"BAKA! Stop stuttering !" Rukia yelled in my face and then kicked my shin.

I doubled over and rubbed my shn.

"Dammit Rukia!! That hurt!"

"Good! It was suppose to."

Damn midget.

"I was a shinigami long before I met your mother. I knew you were going to be a shinigami from the moment you were born. You had massive reiatsu and could see ghosts. Of course you met Kuchiki Rukia, who helped you to awaken your powers."

"Wait……………..WHAT??!!!! You're a shinigami???? A TAICHOU?"

"Wow Ichigo, you sure are slow!" Rukia said to me.

Wait a minute. Rukia? Rukia……rukia……RUKIA!!!

"Rukia!! You knew about Rukia?"

"Of course! By the way son, I must say it's not very hospitable of you to keep you're guests in your closet. What you mother think?

My mother started running to a poster of my mother that appeared out of nowhere.

"Oh Masaki!! Where did I go wrong?? Look at how our son is treating our third daughter!"

Oh great! My dad is back to idiot mode.

"….our son kept our third daughter locked in his closet! Oh Masaki!!"

"Shut the fuck up dad!!"

**End of Flashback**

So here I am giving my dad, who happens to be a taichou, a good ass kicking. Then my closet door opens and Rukia comes out fully dressed for school.

"Can't you two keep it down? Ichigo stop beating up your father. Ohayo Kurosaki-san!"

"My third daughter has such great manners!"

"I'm going down to breakfast. Hurry your fat-ass up Ichigo!"

"Fat?????? Have you taken a look at yourself lately, midget? I could've sworn you gained like 15 pounds!!"

"How dare you?" Rukia screamed at me as she kicked me in the shin. Again. And it hurt. Again. Damn Midget. Then she stormed out of the room.

Great!

"Ohayo Kuchiki-san! Kurosaki-kun!" Inoue Orihime said as we walked into the classroom.

"Ohayo Inoue! Sado! Hey Ishida! What girly shit you sewing now?" I turned to Ishida. He had his sewing kit out and a bunch of lace and other crap.

Ishida pushed his glasses up his nose with his index finger, his glasses reflecting in the light.

"Kurosaki! You'll never be able to understand the complex art that is sewing. Your tiny brain just can't handle it1"

What the fuck?

"Ishida! You fucking girl!"

"Kurosaki! Mind your language in my classroom!" Everyone to your seats now!" Ochi-sensei said. I didn't even hear when she came in.

"Okay class. Settle down. Today we have some new students. I'll let them introduce themselves to the class."

She stuck her head out the door, "Come in Guys!"

Five oddly dressed yet familiar looking persons walked in.

First one was a red-head with a bunch of tattoos on his arms and the part of his chest that was visible.

"What's up? I'm Abarai Renji." He paused for a moment and looked around.

"oh hey Rukia!"

Idiot!

Next up was a guy with colorful feathers by his eyelashes and eyebrows.

"Hello you unbeautiful people! I am the beautiful Ayasgewa Yumichika!"

Oh fuck! If it wasn't the retard!

Suddenly a bright light appeared and temporarily blinded us all. A bald guy with a wooden katana stepped up next. That explained the bright light.

"Yo! I'm Madarame Ikkaku!..........Hey Ichigo! You ready to fight? Let's go! Outside now!"

I jumped out of my seat.

"Fuck no Ikkaku!"

"Kurosaki! Sit down!"

As soon as I sat back down, Keigo jumped up and yelled,

"hhe'sss………..BALDDDDDDD!!!!"

Oh no. He's gonna get it now.

Ikkaku pointed his katana at Keigo and yelled,

"Who you calling bald? You wanna fight, you punk?"

"Relax Ikkaku!" A blonde girl with her breasts spilling out of her uniform said as she slapped him on the head. She righted her uniform, which by the way I don't think she was wearing correctly, and gave her boobs a shake and said,

"Hi! I'm Matsumoto Rangiku!"

Every mail in the classroom and some females i.e. Chizuru were all left staring at her boobs. They were giving themselves nosebleeds.

"Matsumoto you're on my foot!" yelled a short guy with white-blonde hair. He looked as if he belonged in elementary school.

"Sorry Taichou!" said Rangiku as she stepped away.

"I'm Hitsugaya Toshirou and no, I don't belong in elementary school."

Wow Toshirou was harsh. I guess he remembered from the last time he visited the real world during the arrancar attack. If he thought that was gonna stop them though, he was sadly mistaken.

"You belong in kindergarten kid!" someone yelled.

"Okay that's enough! Pleases find some seats and we will begin with today's work" said Oochi-sensei.

Rukia and I started our way home after school. We were both silent in our thoughts. My thoughts refuse to stay on the most important matter at hand though.

Why was the gang here?

Rukia has such lovely eyes.

What could possibly be wrong to cause them to come to the real world?

She is headstrong and stubborn and knows how to put me in my place.

Isn't the war over?

She is very pretty.

What the hell is wrong?

What the hell is wrong with me?

Suddenly we heard a ripping sound coming from the sky. We looked up to see a garganta open and several arrancars exited.

Immediately I was in my soul form as well as Rukia. I shunpo-ed away from Rukia and towards the arrancars. I felt the reiatsu of the gang. I guess this is why they are here.

"Hello there shinigami!"

I turned and was met face to face with an arrancar. He had a spiked tail and spikes coming all along his back. He had horns on his head and his hollow hole was just above his heart. Instead of the usual arrancar robes, he wore a light green robe with black footwear. His zanpaktou was secured to his waist.

"Who are you?"

"Who I am is of no significance!"

"No significance? Fine then. Let's fight!" I unsheathed my zanpaktou and let my reiatsu gradually rise.

"Hold up a minute-"

"Getsuga Tensho!"

The nameless arrancer quickly dodged my attack!

"Who sent you here? Gin, Aizen and Tousen are all dead! So who sent you here?"

"You want to know who sent me here and who I am? Correct?"

"Yes you asshole"

"I am part of the second generation arrancar and I was sent by Neliel Tu Oderschvank."