Asuramon: WELCOME, ONE AND ALL...
Asuramon: TO...
Asuramon: THE INSANE HOUR
Asuramon: WITH OUR HOST, SOOP
Asuramon: AND OUR GUEST, TAO!
Soop: It's a' nice to meet you, Tao.
Tao: Thank you.
Soop: Welcome, welcome.
Prim: I'm here to. Hello.
Tao: Hello
Soop: Yes, yes, sure.
Asuramon: ~Walks off~
Mokori: Hmm...
Mokori: Well, fine. ~Snorts~
NNY: ~Walks around, babbling~
Soop: Quiet all o' you!
Soop: ~Turns to Tao~
Tao: Can we get this started?
Prim: Yes, what's the first question?
Soop: Um...what are you!
Tao: I'm a hunter and a warrior.
ooborga: ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR
Soop: Neat!
Soop: ~Throws eggo waffle into air~
Soop: Blast it!
Tao: Pulls Pistol and fires it three times and destroys the waffle
Prim: Um...that's good. Very good! Neat...
NNY: LEGGO MY EGGO!
Asuramon: It's MY eggo.
Soop: Not anymore...hee
Soop: So, what do you hunt and war normally?
ooborga: ~Stomps around~ ROAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Tao: Hunt: Anything for food.
Prim: Neat.
Soop: Who's hunt?
Mokori: Shaddup!
Tap: I was addressing what I hunt
Mokori: ~Freezes ooborga~
Soop: Ahhh...I see...I see...
Tao: As for being a warrior, it just means I have skills and am able to fight should the need arise.
Soop: Hmmm...um, do you have any friends? I MEAN....**sweatdrop** Who're your friends? I MEAN.....UH...**Hides**
ooborga: ~Breaks from ice, blasts Mokori through wall~
Tao: Yes...well lets not get them into this.
Soop: OK, OK...
Soop: Have any family? I MEAN...
Prim: You're a horrid host...I'm the one who had this idea in the first place!
Tao: **Draws a dagger and sets it next to his face**
Tao: I have family. My father taught me how to hunt
Soop: I should have seen this coming.
Prim: Very interesting. What's his hame?
Soop: I'm the host...*shrinks*
Tao: Xavier.
Prim: OK.
Soop: My turn! *Grows back to normal* How many licks does it take to get to the center of a toostie roll poop?
Tao: **Sets dagger in hi slap**
Mokori: ~Slashes ooborga with tail~
Soop: EEP.
Tao: One
Asuramon: The world my never no.
Mokori: Know.
ooborga: MWAHAHAHAHA! ~Swings Mokori around and slams him through the wall~
Soop: JEEPERS, THELMA!
Prim: ~Pushes Soop from Host Chair~
Prim: So, what kind of foods do you like?
Tao: Meat
Soop: Hey, no fair! I don't have any arms!
Prim: Yes...where do you live?
NNY: ~Watches cockraoch carefully~
Tao: Aboard the NSC Hunter.
Mokoti: I'M NOT GETTING PAID TO GET PUMMELED BY AN OVERGROWN DEMON!
Prim: What's that?
Tao: High orbit above this planet
Soop: Your momma!
Prim: Huh? Ahh...
Prim: You've explored other planets?
Tao: Plenty
Prim: Soop...please make sence.
Soop: Could you tell us 'bout some o' 'em?
Tao: Hay Makori...use this **Tao tosses a pistol to Makori**
Prim: The more you type, the more you '
Mokori: Makori? Hmph!
Mokori: ~Fiddles with blaster~
Tao: Typo
Mokori: ~Blasts ooborga~
Tao: Anyway
Asuramon: ~Squashes typo~
Tao: About the planets I have explored
ooborga: I'mmmm mmmellltinng....
Prim: Yes.
Tao: Lets see....
Prim: Sounds like it would be very interesting!
Tao: We have Urborg III
NNY: You'd certainly know, wouldn't you, Salsa?
NNY: YOU BETRAYED ME!
Tao: Jungle planet
NNY: ~Squashes cockroach~
Prim: ~Nods~
Tao: Animals everywhere
Soop: ~Nods~
Tao: Home of the Crystal of Water.
Mokori: ~Goes to sleep~
Tao: nice place
Tao: wouldn't want to live there
Prim: Hahahahaha!
Prim: ~Laughs, falls to the ground~
Soop: Uh oh...
Soop: Ha! ~Leaps back onto chair~
Soop: Go on, go on.
Tao: Then there was Vampus I
Tao: Not a nice place
NNY: ~Spreads cockroach guts all over the place~
Tao: Mostly the hideouts for the scoundrels and criminals
Tao: Are on Vampus
Soop: Cool!
Soop: Like the spikey-haired dude?
Prim: ~Rolls on the ground laughing~
Tao: Uh...sure
NNY: Ha! You never learn...
Soop: Great! Have you even been to the Cheese planet?
NNY: ~Grabs laser from Mokori~
Mokori: Hey! Ah, well...~Goes back to sleep~
Tao: You mean Motza V?
ooborga: Doesn't anyone care I'm melting?
Soop: Yah!
Tao: No
Asuramon: ~Lifts Prim up and carries him up into the Serious Zone~
Soop: Oh.
Tao: back to my story
Tao: On Amazo IV
Tao: there are plenty of women
Soop: ~Listens~
Tao: Very few men
Asuramon: HALF-WAY INTERMISSION!
Mokori: zzz...there's no intermission....
Tao: the men are treated as gods
Asuramon: INTERMISSION'S OVER!
Mokori: zz...told ya.....zzzzzzzzzz
Soop: Mmmhmmm...neat! I wish I was a man...I'm a fruit roll-up.
NNY: ~Lifts laser to head~
Tao: Too bad the Women are warriors
NNY: It's....the end.....
Tao: Nope
Tao: Its empty
NNY: ~Fires gun~
Tao: Mokori exhausted teh clip
NNY: WHY ME?
Mokori: zzzzzzzz...heh...zzzzzz
NNY: I only got on this show because I won the most psychotic award! GRRRRR...
NNY: ~Runs over and watches TV~
Prim: ~Recovers~
Tao: You have to go to Draco Prime
ooborga: WAAAAAAAAAH...~Melts into a muddle of acidic hellfire~
Tao: Very hot
Tao: very nice place
Soop: Ah.
Tao: home of the Crystal of Fire
Prim: ~Walks back in the room~ I'm...okay now.
Tao: Couple of bad Fire Elementals there though
Asuramon: Urborg III has the Water Crystal?
Tao: Yes
Prim: Yah...
Prim: Neat.
Prim: ~Walks over to NNY~
NNY: Hahahahahahaha!
Prim: Watcha doin'?
Soop: I might melt, then...
Soop: Maybe not a prime resort place! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk...
Tao: Cyber III is home of the Galaxy's best bar
Mokori: I'll give you a nyuk-le sandwhich if you don't let me sleep!
Tao: and also home of the crystal of the Mind
Mokori: Wait...I have no knuckles...
Mokori: What am I doing here? ~Leaves the chat~
Asuramon: Soop. COooOOOl.
Soop: I am? Tank you!
Asuramon: No, I'm still drunk, sorry.
Tao: There are many others
Soop: Like wat?
Tao: Vega II
NNY: I'm watching TV!
Tao: Very nice place
Soop: Yay!
Tao: Almost like earth
Soop: ....What's the drawback?
Prim: We don't have a TV...WE DON'T HAVE A TV!
NNY: Oh.
NNY: Wait, that's not a TV, that's a tadpole.
NNY: Ah, well. ~Watches tadpole~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tao: The Drawback to Vega II?
Prim: ~Backs away slolwy~
Tao: Ruled by robots
Soop: Yes, there's usually a drawback...
Soop: Well, then.
Soop: Good robots?
Soop: Like the tin man?
Tao: humans live in a computer program
Soop: Or bad ones like Robby?
Asuramon: Hey!
Tao: and are born in fields to be used as energy
Soop: The Matrix...
Tao: Based on a True stroy
Tao: story
NNY: ~Twilight Zone music~
ooborga: No one even misses me....~Slurps out of the chat~
Tao: **Throws knife at NNY**
NNY: Cool.
Asuramon: ~Cuts knife in two with chainsaw~
Asuramon: ~Walks over to wall~
Asuramon: ~Stares at bunny head~
Tao: Un huh
Asuramon: We can't have you dying now, NNY.
NNY: i wanna die! i wanna die!
Asuramon: ~Takes the bunny head and throws it away~
Tao: There is Sol III
NNY: Nail Bunny!!!!1
Prim: ~Walks back over to Tao~
Tao: worst place in the galaxy
Tao: pollution, crime, no morals
Tao: wait....Sol III is...
NNY: Earth....
Tao: Earth
NNY: I hate my life.
NNY: SALSA!
NNY: ~Stares at cockroach~
NNY: I fear no immortals.
NNY: ~Squashes bug~
NNY: Time to go kill people. Cya later!
NNY: ~Walks out the door~
NNY: ~Leaves chat~
Tao: so....
Prim: Just us now for the last five minutes....
Prim: Soop? You there?
Tao: Want to hear more about the planets?
Soop: zzzzz...Huh? I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm listening!
Prim: Is there anything else about you you'd like to say?
Tao: Not really...
Prim: Any other planets, then?
Tao: Plenty
Prim: I'm sure you must have had interesting adventures before!
Soop: Soop: I'm....awake....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Tao: In the quest for the 6 crystals! Yes quite some adventures
Prim: Do you have any crystals yet?
Soop: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD!
Tao: Thunder, fire, mind and water
Soop: A cockroach named Salsa just said, "Help me....help me...."
Soop: ~Shivers with fright~
Prim: Take your medication, Soop.
Prim: Fascinating!
Prim: What are the remaining two?
Soop: I'm...gonna go take it now.....
Tao: I still need the Earth Crystal and the crystal of Light
Soop: ~Walks out the chat~
Prim: Ah.
Prim: Well, thank you for coming to talk with us, Tao!
Prim: You've been our must fascinating subject yet!
Tao: Ok
Tao: Anytime
Asuramon: Only "victim" so far....
Asuramon: LOL....
Prim: Quiet!
Prim: Well, goodbye!
Tao: Draws sword
Prim: ~Walks out the door~
Tao: Victim's sound good!
Prim: Leaves the chat~
Tao: Runs after Prim
Asuramon: Bye!
Asuramon: Good luck!
Asuramon: ~Lights flicker out~
Tao: bye
Asuramon: Show's over...
Asuramon: Hmmm...
Asuramon: Well, you better go.
Asuramon: Bye.
Asuramon: ...
Tao: bye
Asuramon: You'd better go now in fact...
~Tao leaves the chat~
Asuramon: AND SO ENDS THE FIRST EPISODE...
Asuramon: MAN, I AM...
Asuramon: ~falls asleep~
The End
Asuramon: TO...
Asuramon: THE INSANE HOUR
Asuramon: WITH OUR HOST, SOOP
Asuramon: AND OUR GUEST, TAO!
Soop: It's a' nice to meet you, Tao.
Tao: Thank you.
Soop: Welcome, welcome.
Prim: I'm here to. Hello.
Tao: Hello
Soop: Yes, yes, sure.
Asuramon: ~Walks off~
Mokori: Hmm...
Mokori: Well, fine. ~Snorts~
NNY: ~Walks around, babbling~
Soop: Quiet all o' you!
Soop: ~Turns to Tao~
Tao: Can we get this started?
Prim: Yes, what's the first question?
Soop: Um...what are you!
Tao: I'm a hunter and a warrior.
ooborga: ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR
Soop: Neat!
Soop: ~Throws eggo waffle into air~
Soop: Blast it!
Tao: Pulls Pistol and fires it three times and destroys the waffle
Prim: Um...that's good. Very good! Neat...
NNY: LEGGO MY EGGO!
Asuramon: It's MY eggo.
Soop: Not anymore...hee
Soop: So, what do you hunt and war normally?
ooborga: ~Stomps around~ ROAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Tao: Hunt: Anything for food.
Prim: Neat.
Soop: Who's hunt?
Mokori: Shaddup!
Tap: I was addressing what I hunt
Mokori: ~Freezes ooborga~
Soop: Ahhh...I see...I see...
Tao: As for being a warrior, it just means I have skills and am able to fight should the need arise.
Soop: Hmmm...um, do you have any friends? I MEAN....**sweatdrop** Who're your friends? I MEAN.....UH...**Hides**
ooborga: ~Breaks from ice, blasts Mokori through wall~
Tao: Yes...well lets not get them into this.
Soop: OK, OK...
Soop: Have any family? I MEAN...
Prim: You're a horrid host...I'm the one who had this idea in the first place!
Tao: **Draws a dagger and sets it next to his face**
Tao: I have family. My father taught me how to hunt
Soop: I should have seen this coming.
Prim: Very interesting. What's his hame?
Soop: I'm the host...*shrinks*
Tao: Xavier.
Prim: OK.
Soop: My turn! *Grows back to normal* How many licks does it take to get to the center of a toostie roll poop?
Tao: **Sets dagger in hi slap**
Mokori: ~Slashes ooborga with tail~
Soop: EEP.
Tao: One
Asuramon: The world my never no.
Mokori: Know.
ooborga: MWAHAHAHAHA! ~Swings Mokori around and slams him through the wall~
Soop: JEEPERS, THELMA!
Prim: ~Pushes Soop from Host Chair~
Prim: So, what kind of foods do you like?
Tao: Meat
Soop: Hey, no fair! I don't have any arms!
Prim: Yes...where do you live?
NNY: ~Watches cockraoch carefully~
Tao: Aboard the NSC Hunter.
Mokoti: I'M NOT GETTING PAID TO GET PUMMELED BY AN OVERGROWN DEMON!
Prim: What's that?
Tao: High orbit above this planet
Soop: Your momma!
Prim: Huh? Ahh...
Prim: You've explored other planets?
Tao: Plenty
Prim: Soop...please make sence.
Soop: Could you tell us 'bout some o' 'em?
Tao: Hay Makori...use this **Tao tosses a pistol to Makori**
Prim: The more you type, the more you '
Mokori: Makori? Hmph!
Mokori: ~Fiddles with blaster~
Tao: Typo
Mokori: ~Blasts ooborga~
Tao: Anyway
Asuramon: ~Squashes typo~
Tao: About the planets I have explored
ooborga: I'mmmm mmmellltinng....
Prim: Yes.
Tao: Lets see....
Prim: Sounds like it would be very interesting!
Tao: We have Urborg III
NNY: You'd certainly know, wouldn't you, Salsa?
NNY: YOU BETRAYED ME!
Tao: Jungle planet
NNY: ~Squashes cockroach~
Prim: ~Nods~
Tao: Animals everywhere
Soop: ~Nods~
Tao: Home of the Crystal of Water.
Mokori: ~Goes to sleep~
Tao: nice place
Tao: wouldn't want to live there
Prim: Hahahahaha!
Prim: ~Laughs, falls to the ground~
Soop: Uh oh...
Soop: Ha! ~Leaps back onto chair~
Soop: Go on, go on.
Tao: Then there was Vampus I
Tao: Not a nice place
NNY: ~Spreads cockroach guts all over the place~
Tao: Mostly the hideouts for the scoundrels and criminals
Tao: Are on Vampus
Soop: Cool!
Soop: Like the spikey-haired dude?
Prim: ~Rolls on the ground laughing~
Tao: Uh...sure
NNY: Ha! You never learn...
Soop: Great! Have you even been to the Cheese planet?
NNY: ~Grabs laser from Mokori~
Mokori: Hey! Ah, well...~Goes back to sleep~
Tao: You mean Motza V?
ooborga: Doesn't anyone care I'm melting?
Soop: Yah!
Tao: No
Asuramon: ~Lifts Prim up and carries him up into the Serious Zone~
Soop: Oh.
Tao: back to my story
Tao: On Amazo IV
Tao: there are plenty of women
Soop: ~Listens~
Tao: Very few men
Asuramon: HALF-WAY INTERMISSION!
Mokori: zzz...there's no intermission....
Tao: the men are treated as gods
Asuramon: INTERMISSION'S OVER!
Mokori: zz...told ya.....zzzzzzzzzz
Soop: Mmmhmmm...neat! I wish I was a man...I'm a fruit roll-up.
NNY: ~Lifts laser to head~
Tao: Too bad the Women are warriors
NNY: It's....the end.....
Tao: Nope
Tao: Its empty
NNY: ~Fires gun~
Tao: Mokori exhausted teh clip
NNY: WHY ME?
Mokori: zzzzzzzz...heh...zzzzzz
NNY: I only got on this show because I won the most psychotic award! GRRRRR...
NNY: ~Runs over and watches TV~
Prim: ~Recovers~
Tao: You have to go to Draco Prime
ooborga: WAAAAAAAAAH...~Melts into a muddle of acidic hellfire~
Tao: Very hot
Tao: very nice place
Soop: Ah.
Tao: home of the Crystal of Fire
Prim: ~Walks back in the room~ I'm...okay now.
Tao: Couple of bad Fire Elementals there though
Asuramon: Urborg III has the Water Crystal?
Tao: Yes
Prim: Yah...
Prim: Neat.
Prim: ~Walks over to NNY~
NNY: Hahahahahahaha!
Prim: Watcha doin'?
Soop: I might melt, then...
Soop: Maybe not a prime resort place! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk...
Tao: Cyber III is home of the Galaxy's best bar
Mokori: I'll give you a nyuk-le sandwhich if you don't let me sleep!
Tao: and also home of the crystal of the Mind
Mokori: Wait...I have no knuckles...
Mokori: What am I doing here? ~Leaves the chat~
Asuramon: Soop. COooOOOl.
Soop: I am? Tank you!
Asuramon: No, I'm still drunk, sorry.
Tao: There are many others
Soop: Like wat?
Tao: Vega II
NNY: I'm watching TV!
Tao: Very nice place
Soop: Yay!
Tao: Almost like earth
Soop: ....What's the drawback?
Prim: We don't have a TV...WE DON'T HAVE A TV!
NNY: Oh.
NNY: Wait, that's not a TV, that's a tadpole.
NNY: Ah, well. ~Watches tadpole~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tao: The Drawback to Vega II?
Prim: ~Backs away slolwy~
Tao: Ruled by robots
Soop: Yes, there's usually a drawback...
Soop: Well, then.
Soop: Good robots?
Soop: Like the tin man?
Tao: humans live in a computer program
Soop: Or bad ones like Robby?
Asuramon: Hey!
Tao: and are born in fields to be used as energy
Soop: The Matrix...
Tao: Based on a True stroy
Tao: story
NNY: ~Twilight Zone music~
ooborga: No one even misses me....~Slurps out of the chat~
Tao: **Throws knife at NNY**
NNY: Cool.
Asuramon: ~Cuts knife in two with chainsaw~
Asuramon: ~Walks over to wall~
Asuramon: ~Stares at bunny head~
Tao: Un huh
Asuramon: We can't have you dying now, NNY.
NNY: i wanna die! i wanna die!
Asuramon: ~Takes the bunny head and throws it away~
Tao: There is Sol III
NNY: Nail Bunny!!!!1
Prim: ~Walks back over to Tao~
Tao: worst place in the galaxy
Tao: pollution, crime, no morals
Tao: wait....Sol III is...
NNY: Earth....
Tao: Earth
NNY: I hate my life.
NNY: SALSA!
NNY: ~Stares at cockroach~
NNY: I fear no immortals.
NNY: ~Squashes bug~
NNY: Time to go kill people. Cya later!
NNY: ~Walks out the door~
NNY: ~Leaves chat~
Tao: so....
Prim: Just us now for the last five minutes....
Prim: Soop? You there?
Tao: Want to hear more about the planets?
Soop: zzzzz...Huh? I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm listening!
Prim: Is there anything else about you you'd like to say?
Tao: Not really...
Prim: Any other planets, then?
Tao: Plenty
Prim: I'm sure you must have had interesting adventures before!
Soop: Soop: I'm....awake....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Tao: In the quest for the 6 crystals! Yes quite some adventures
Prim: Do you have any crystals yet?
Soop: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD!
Tao: Thunder, fire, mind and water
Soop: A cockroach named Salsa just said, "Help me....help me...."
Soop: ~Shivers with fright~
Prim: Take your medication, Soop.
Prim: Fascinating!
Prim: What are the remaining two?
Soop: I'm...gonna go take it now.....
Tao: I still need the Earth Crystal and the crystal of Light
Soop: ~Walks out the chat~
Prim: Ah.
Prim: Well, thank you for coming to talk with us, Tao!
Prim: You've been our must fascinating subject yet!
Tao: Ok
Tao: Anytime
Asuramon: Only "victim" so far....
Asuramon: LOL....
Prim: Quiet!
Prim: Well, goodbye!
Tao: Draws sword
Prim: ~Walks out the door~
Tao: Victim's sound good!
Prim: Leaves the chat~
Tao: Runs after Prim
Asuramon: Bye!
Asuramon: Good luck!
Asuramon: ~Lights flicker out~
Tao: bye
Asuramon: Show's over...
Asuramon: Hmmm...
Asuramon: Well, you better go.
Asuramon: Bye.
Asuramon: ...
Tao: bye
Asuramon: You'd better go now in fact...
~Tao leaves the chat~
Asuramon: AND SO ENDS THE FIRST EPISODE...
Asuramon: MAN, I AM...
Asuramon: ~falls asleep~
The End