Ginny's Perfectly Crazy Fic!
Ginny: This is a fic about my tragic life at Hogwarts.
Ron: Sniff. Ginny was such a good person until...
Sirius: You mean she's pushing up daisies.
Harry: Really? How odd! Someone told me she died.
Ron & Sirius: (Groan) Well, Duh!
Ginny: What do you mean I'm dead? I telling the darn story here!
Draco and Lucius: Mourners commin' through! Move it Potter. Poor Ginny! We came as soon as we were sure you were dead!
Ginny: But I'm not dead!
Harry: ( Patting Ginny on the head) Of course you're not.
Ginny: (faints and mumbles my dream's come true!)
Ron: Call 911! Someone just died here!
Ginny: ( suddenly sits up) I did not die, yet!
Voldemort: Death? If death is what you want then I'm your guy!
Ron: We don't want her to be dead!
Harry: We don't?
Sirius: Well, no not yet.
Ginny: Oh, forget them. It all started when...
Sirius: Move it out! toilet's over flowing!
Ron: Sirius, there is no toilet! That's Draco throwing up!
Harry: Toilet head!
Ron: Harry did you take your medicine yet?
Harry: Medicinie? I don't need medicinie!
Sirius: Here comes the shiny spoon!
Harry: Goo! Shiny!!!!!
Ron: Okay! Let's get this funeral rapped up here!!!
Ginny: ( being shoved into the coffin) I'm npt deped yeart!
Ron: Okay! who brought back my sister?
Voldemort: (laughing menacingly) I don't know!
Ron: Oh Well!
Ginny: Wait! Let me tell my fic! Hogwarts the castle of...
Harry: Poopie! Yay!
Ginny: Oh forget it!
Ginny: This is a fic about my tragic life at Hogwarts.
Ron: Sniff. Ginny was such a good person until...
Sirius: You mean she's pushing up daisies.
Harry: Really? How odd! Someone told me she died.
Ron & Sirius: (Groan) Well, Duh!
Ginny: What do you mean I'm dead? I telling the darn story here!
Draco and Lucius: Mourners commin' through! Move it Potter. Poor Ginny! We came as soon as we were sure you were dead!
Ginny: But I'm not dead!
Harry: ( Patting Ginny on the head) Of course you're not.
Ginny: (faints and mumbles my dream's come true!)
Ron: Call 911! Someone just died here!
Ginny: ( suddenly sits up) I did not die, yet!
Voldemort: Death? If death is what you want then I'm your guy!
Ron: We don't want her to be dead!
Harry: We don't?
Sirius: Well, no not yet.
Ginny: Oh, forget them. It all started when...
Sirius: Move it out! toilet's over flowing!
Ron: Sirius, there is no toilet! That's Draco throwing up!
Harry: Toilet head!
Ron: Harry did you take your medicine yet?
Harry: Medicinie? I don't need medicinie!
Sirius: Here comes the shiny spoon!
Harry: Goo! Shiny!!!!!
Ron: Okay! Let's get this funeral rapped up here!!!
Ginny: ( being shoved into the coffin) I'm npt deped yeart!
Ron: Okay! who brought back my sister?
Voldemort: (laughing menacingly) I don't know!
Ron: Oh Well!
Ginny: Wait! Let me tell my fic! Hogwarts the castle of...
Harry: Poopie! Yay!
Ginny: Oh forget it!