OK.....so I'm just gonna get it out there now...this is my first story so don't be too harsh!(If you need to be I'll understand...tee he)One of my friends seems to like this sort of thing so....I'll give it a very...VERY sad shot. I have a lucky jester hat (not sure if its lucky yet) that i got yesterday (that's why i don't know)
Note:SORRY IF ITS TOO LONG!!!!!!
J_Boy has just signed in
j_boy:Hello? anyone? damnit! i'm always alone!!!
belz has just signed in
belz:umm.....ok should i leave?
j_boy: NO BELLA DON'T LEAVE ME ALL ALONEEEEEE! I hate being a loner):
belz:umm....right.
Rosie has just signed in
rosie: shouldn't you be used to it dog boy?
j_boy: Umm its J_BOY to you Thorn!
rosie:Thorn?What the hell does THAT mean?
belz:K is that some sort of cheezy joke? No seriously i'm literally confused..
j_boy:nevermind......i think i'm just gonna leave now.
rosie:either you leave, or i will
j_boy: ok.....
*5 MINUTES LATER*
rosie: well are you gonna leave?
j_boy: i was waiting to see if you would, since it would really help if you just left me and bella alone
rosie: i should really tell ed about all this crap!
belz:what? what crap? what are we talking about?!
j_boy: just stay out of this bella!
belz: i already was out of it and I WANT IN!
rosie: you don't need to be the centre of attention all the time you know bella. and you REALLY need to stop butting in!
belz:ok well, i'm sick of all this...this.....IM LEAVING!
j_boy: WAIT! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH THIS-
belz has signed out
j_boy: -blonde.
rosie: alright, you know what!
rosie: I'm gone!
j_boy: great. now we can finally have some piece around here!
rosie: UGHHHHHH!
rosie has signed out
j_boy: she so wants me
k.a.t.i.e. has just signed in
k.a.t.i.e.: ok, WHO wants you?!
j_boy: oh...no one
k.a.t.i.e.:Jacob....I DESERVE to know who you're going to try and tame
j_boy: is that some kind of sick wolfe joke?
k.a.t.i.e.: no...but it is a kind of funny wolfe joke(:
j_boy: alright, fair enough. Hey, who are you anyways?
k.a.t.i.e.: I am the hairdresser from the planet of the munchkins.
j_boy: REALLY?!
k.a.t.i.e.:...no......
j_boy: aww why'd you do that? I was so happy, then you just HAD to crush my dreams!
k.a.t.i.e.: I didn't HAVE to, i just WANTED to.
j_boy: what kind of sick person are you?
k.a.t.i.e.: one of the best.
j_boy:what a creep......
k.a.t.i.e.:has just signed out
j_boy:who was that girl anyways?
j_boy: oh well, at least she doesn't know how much i know rose wants me.
k.a.t.i.e.:dude, i never signed out. LOOK CLOSELY NEXT TIME! oh, and though i do like watching you talk to yourself, i really need to go now.
k.a.t.i.e.:nice talking to ya, wolfe boy.
j_boy: I WILL FIND YOU! I WILL KILL YOUR CHILDREN AND THEIR CHILDREN AND THOSE PEOPLES CHILDREN AND SO ON!
k.a.t.i.e.: hold up. if you kill my children, how can they even have children to kill?
j_boy: you make a pretty good point. Ok, I'll wait until your children are really old and have popped out a few kids then-
k.a.t.i.e.:OH GOD I'M LEAVING!
k.a.t.i.e. has just signed out
j_boy: -take a break......
belz has just signed in
edward has just signed in
the-infamous-6 has just signed in
belz:hey jake...sorry about leaving earlier...i was just really confused and slightly aggitated.
j_boy: its alright...just don't leave me with blondie again...
edward:well well, if it isnt the infamous jacob black.
the-infamous-6: HEY DON'T YOU BE TAKIN MY WORDS NOW GOLD EYES!
edward: wow....wow that wasn't a good comback. in fact, it wasn't EVEN a comeback at all.
belz: no...no it wasn't.
the-infamous-6: OH SHUT UP!
belz: whoaa, chill out.
edward: yea infamous. it was just a...uhh....
j_boy: sentence?
edward: yea, no more input from you ok wolfe boy?
j_boy: WELL I AUGHTA-
the-infamous: WILL YOU ALL SHUT UPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*awkward silence*
the-infamous-6: ok, well what i was actually meaning by "shut up" was, well i was meaning it in a joking way ok? theres really no way to show how you personally feel on this chat crap!
j_boy: well, if you really think its crap, howz bout you leave me and -of-himself to finish our buissness?
the-infamous-6: alright. but if i go, nothing will happen. nothing at all.
j_boy: exactly my point. so get goin!
the-infamous-6: thats not what i.....you know what? forget it...see you guys later.
the-infamous-6 has just signed out
*5 minutes later*
j_boy: wow...infamous was right...nothing did happen.
belz has just signed out
edward has just signed out
j_boy: aww crap im alone again!
j_boy has just signed out
Thanks to SilverGoldSun - Night. And. Day (A.K.A "K.a.t.i.e") for giving me full rights to use her in my story (ASK HER IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME SHE REALLY DID RIGHT BEFORE SHE WAS ABOUT TO EAT DINNER)