My obsession with blond jokes led me to writing this piece of work here. Basically, I took some of my favorite blond jokes and edited them to include Paulina (as the blond) and other DP characters. Each joke will be its own chapter. This one's called "Quarterback."


Dash had broken his arm, but he took Paulina to see the Casper High football game anyway. At the beginning of the game, the Ravens and the visiting team flipped a coin to see who would snap first. The Ravens won the coin toss and, eventually, the game, with a score of 5-2. After the game was over, Dash asked Paulina if she had enjoyed the game. "Yeah," she said, "but I didn't understand why everyone kept yelling 'Get the quarterback!' Good grief, it's just a quarter!"


(Me laughing) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Falls out of computer chair) OW! Well, me and my hurt head hope you enjoyed this chapter. Read and review! More chappies up later. Bye!

Kaye

P.S. does anyone know how to do fire with emoticons? If so, do tell. I've been trying to figure it out, but no luck yet. I'm not trying to flame anyone, but my OC is a pyrokinetic, so I thought it would be neat to do flames. Thanks again!

Kaye (again)