Mukki's Visit
A/N: All characters belong to Square, not me. This idea, though, is solely, mine, my brother(CloudStryfe), and my sister(ArtemisPanthar)'s. The theme song, Jenova's buttcrust, and all components of 'The Strifes and the Wallaces' are our property. All rights reserved. Over 10 billion served.
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Theme song:
The Strifes and the Wallaces, They live together, In their humble home, This is where their annoying neighbor, Sephiroth comes to roam, When they say, "GO HOME, SEPHIROTH!", Then, he cries, They all hope he runs off a cliff, And diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies! Yeah!
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(It's just a normal day. In the living room, Cloud and Aeris are making out, Tifa is blatantly spying on them, Barret and Red are have a heated discussion on politics, and Sephiroth is dancing naked on the back lawn. It's just a normal day at the Strife/Wallace household.)
Barret: But how could Star Wars be a metaphor for Nixon's presidential campaign?!
Red: ARF ARF ARF ARF!!! RUFF RUFF! BARK!!!!
Barret: Okay, geez, man. No need to get hostile about it!
Red: (hangs head) arf....arf....ruff. *sniff* arf....
Barret: (hugs Red) It's ok, buddy! I understand that people react differently to different situations. But there is absolutely NO way that Nixon's candidacy had any effect on Gore's running mate Lieberman's sexual performance on May 31st, 1999!
Red: (perks up) ARF! Ruff ARFARFARF!!!!
(The two continue to bicker.)
Cloud: (making out with Aeris) MMPH!
Aeris:(takes a breath) Oh Cloud!
(Tifa is hanging from the ceiling on plunger shoes flashing a camera.)
Tifa: (hanging close to Cloud and Aeris' heads) YEAH BABY! Work it, work it! You're a jungle cat, ROAR!!! UH-HUH!
A+C: (looking up at Tifa) Um, what're you doing, Tifa?
Tifa: (looks around) Oh no! I think they've spotted me! (jumps off the ceiling and does a pathetic excuse for a somersault. Crashes into the floor) HEY! What happened to my secret exit?! (Attempts again several times and finally breaks a whole in the floor, only to find it wasn't her lair[Read Lost Aeris to find out about her lair.]) WHOA!
A+C: (shrug and continue to make out)
Sephiroth: (is sitting down on the grass) I wonder if a pony has a butthole....(while pondering, the sprinklers turn on) *GASP* (hums "The Farmer in the Dell" and spins around like a ballerina.) Hot crossed buns! (runs into the sliding glass door)
(In the living room, everyone is doing their thing when suddenly, the door swings forward. A dark shadowed figure(DSF) approaches. They all fall silent.)
DSF: (gaily flings hands in the air) Hi everybody! Mukki's home!
Tifa: (struggles out of the hole) I'm out--(love hearts fill eyes) Gay guy.....
Cloud: (staring wide-eyed at Mukki in horror, then dramatic close-up) NO, NO,. (camera hits head) OW!!! NOOOOOO!
A/N: All characters belong to Square, not me. This idea, though, is solely, mine, my brother(CloudStryfe), and my sister(ArtemisPanthar)'s. The theme song, Jenova's buttcrust, and all components of 'The Strifes and the Wallaces' are our property. All rights reserved. Over 10 billion served.
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Theme song:
The Strifes and the Wallaces, They live together, In their humble home, This is where their annoying neighbor, Sephiroth comes to roam, When they say, "GO HOME, SEPHIROTH!", Then, he cries, They all hope he runs off a cliff, And diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies! Yeah!
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(It's just a normal day. In the living room, Cloud and Aeris are making out, Tifa is blatantly spying on them, Barret and Red are have a heated discussion on politics, and Sephiroth is dancing naked on the back lawn. It's just a normal day at the Strife/Wallace household.)
Barret: But how could Star Wars be a metaphor for Nixon's presidential campaign?!
Red: ARF ARF ARF ARF!!! RUFF RUFF! BARK!!!!
Barret: Okay, geez, man. No need to get hostile about it!
Red: (hangs head) arf....arf....ruff. *sniff* arf....
Barret: (hugs Red) It's ok, buddy! I understand that people react differently to different situations. But there is absolutely NO way that Nixon's candidacy had any effect on Gore's running mate Lieberman's sexual performance on May 31st, 1999!
Red: (perks up) ARF! Ruff ARFARFARF!!!!
(The two continue to bicker.)
Cloud: (making out with Aeris) MMPH!
Aeris:(takes a breath) Oh Cloud!
(Tifa is hanging from the ceiling on plunger shoes flashing a camera.)
Tifa: (hanging close to Cloud and Aeris' heads) YEAH BABY! Work it, work it! You're a jungle cat, ROAR!!! UH-HUH!
A+C: (looking up at Tifa) Um, what're you doing, Tifa?
Tifa: (looks around) Oh no! I think they've spotted me! (jumps off the ceiling and does a pathetic excuse for a somersault. Crashes into the floor) HEY! What happened to my secret exit?! (Attempts again several times and finally breaks a whole in the floor, only to find it wasn't her lair[Read Lost Aeris to find out about her lair.]) WHOA!
A+C: (shrug and continue to make out)
Sephiroth: (is sitting down on the grass) I wonder if a pony has a butthole....(while pondering, the sprinklers turn on) *GASP* (hums "The Farmer in the Dell" and spins around like a ballerina.) Hot crossed buns! (runs into the sliding glass door)
(In the living room, everyone is doing their thing when suddenly, the door swings forward. A dark shadowed figure(DSF) approaches. They all fall silent.)
DSF: (gaily flings hands in the air) Hi everybody! Mukki's home!
Tifa: (struggles out of the hole) I'm out--(love hearts fill eyes) Gay guy.....
Cloud: (staring wide-eyed at Mukki in horror, then dramatic close-up) NO, NO,. (camera hits head) OW!!! NOOOOOO!