Aprés Vie 2: Electric Boogaloo

by meganphntmgrl

Two years later, the crackfic everyone thought was dead rises from the grave to feast upon the flesh of YOUR SANITY. Do not read if you are averse to lack of plot, RICHARD'S HAIR!, short chapters, or wheat gluten.

Chapter One: In Which Megan Makes a Most Unexpected Announcement

A few years after the last time all That Shit went down, Richard was sitting on the sofa by the window. He was reading something tremendously boring.

Megan came in the room and looked around.

"Well," she said softly. "I think it's time we started having pointless miniature misadventures again."

Richard looked up and blanched slightly.

"What?"

"I said," said Megan, "I think it's time things started acting up around here again! You know, get some blood flowin'! Kick some ass and take some NAMES!"

She slapped him on the back of the head for emphasis. Richard winced.

"I'm not sure I want to-" he began, but Megan grinned and hugged him rather too tightly, whispering "We're going to have such FUN together!"

"But Megan," Richard began reasonably, "it's been over two years! And Erik doesn't live here anymore, so we'll certainly have to change the upload category-"

"We shall prevail," she said stubbornly.

"How?" Richard asked.

Megan beamed.

"These guys," she announced, gesturing at the door, and in came Crowley and Aziraphale.

"Oh bugger," said Richard.