Disclaimer: This is purely fictional. Invader ZIM and all related characters belong to Jhonen Vasquez and Nickelodeon. So don't come after me with pitchforks and torches, mmmmmmkay? o__o Oh, and for the slow-minded, irken.org and thelastfrontier.com are not actual web servers. And of course, the email addresses in these are purely fictitious. Meaning they're not real. So if you try to send an email to one of them, then ur st00pid. :P
[message to Irken army]
Zim: Hello? Yes, this is Zim. I have found a form of interaction that humans use through speedy voiceless cyber-messages. I have decided to settle some scores with one in particular; a slimy earth child who seems to be onto my plans. I will settle the issue and return to my duties immediately.
From: ZIM! [iamzim@irken.org]
To: Dib [cloaked_shadow678@thelastfrontier.com]
Subject: DOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
hello dib i have fonud a way 2 reech yor puny brainz by NET HAHAHA!!! a;ll filthy stniking huminz shall suffer HORIBLY. wen i am don with my big super thingy of DOOM! yu shall suffer at the hands of ZIM! nd the almity irkne army will ruuuuule! yu! yu and yor considrebly pointy FINGERZZZ shal;l sucum 2 the power of ZIM! i will b wachign yu dib veri closly. JUST YU WATE TIL I RAIN DOOM ON AL YOU FILTHY EARTH PIGGEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
sinseerly
ZIM!
---
From: "Dib" (cloaked_shadow678@thelastfrontier.com)
To: "ZIM!" (iamzim@irken.org)
Subject: Re: DOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Oh, come on. You call this a message of "doom?" You can't even spell the word "very" right, for crying out loud!!! Get a grip, Zim. When I am done with my experiments, THE WHOLE WORLD will know that YOU are an ALIEN!!! YES, an ALIEN, Zim! Like we ALL SEE THAT YOU ARE!!! ...Or maybe just me, but that's beside the point. One of these days, Zim, one of these days, your true form and your so-called "plans" for dominating Earth will be revealed and you will meet your demise. JUST YOU WAIT!
Dib
---
From: ZIM! [iamzim@irken.org]
To: Dib [cloaked_shadow678@thelastfrontier.com]
Subject: Re: DOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
well YU hav a FREEKISHLY LARJ HED!!!!!!1 i promis yu that JUST BEEKUZ I DONT SPEL GOOD DUZ NOT MEEN I WONT RUUUUUUUUULE YUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! wen i hav my way with erath the almity irken army will DESTROY YUUUU!1 i am desynign a big-like big super thingy of DOOM! that wil;l eradicaet yur puny planit inot TINY SPOTS OF MOLECULIR DOOOOOOM!!!!!!1111 adn with gir in SUPERMODE i will DESTROY YUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!11 just yu wate, flithy earht child! YUR TYME FOR DOWNFAL WILL KUM!1
sinseerly
ZIM!
---
From: "Dib" (cloaked_shadow678@thelastfrontier.com)
To: "ZIM!" (iamzim@irken.org)
Subject: Re: DOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
MY HEAD IS NOT LARGE!! Did you know that you repeat yourself a lot, Zim? And did you know that you are A COMPLETE AND TOTAL IDIOT? It's funny how you prance around stating all these plans of grandeur. If you're so busy working on this "big super thingy of DOOM!", how come you have the time to email a "filthy earth child" such as myself? Really, Zim, think through the logics here. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!
Dib
---
From: ZIM! [iamzim@irken.org]
To: Dib [cloaked_shadow678@thelastfrontier.com]
Subject: Re: DOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
DAER YU KWESCHUN MEEE?!?!? i am ZIM! and i am ALWAEZ RITE!!!1 SO BOW DOWN TO ME NOOOW! yu huminz and yor foolish teknoligeez! my irken masheenz ar bi far mor potint then yor dusgustengly infirier...thingys!!! WEN I COMPLEET MY BIG SUPER THINGY OF DOOM!, YU WILL ALL FEAL THE RATH OF ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
sinseerly
ZIM!
---
From: "Dib" (cloaked_shadow678@thelastfrontier.com)
To: "ZIM!" (iamzim@irken.org)
Subject: Re: DOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Greetings. This is Dib's father, Prof. Membrane. I find that you are a highly disturbed and delusional yet rather interesting child. However, I think that maybe you should spend sometime away from your computer - and away from my son, Dib. Your sanity level is highly questionable and your messages most unintelligible. Have you ever considered professional counseling? It can prove highly therapeutic for your type. I suggest you look into it; it's not too far out of your league and would it would be a great thing for you in the long run.
Good luck in all you endeavor.
Prof. Membrane
That's it for now. Chapter two coming soon! XD R/R what I have so far if you wish. =]
[message to Irken army]
Zim: Hello? Yes, this is Zim. I have found a form of interaction that humans use through speedy voiceless cyber-messages. I have decided to settle some scores with one in particular; a slimy earth child who seems to be onto my plans. I will settle the issue and return to my duties immediately.
From: ZIM! [iamzim@irken.org]
To: Dib [cloaked_shadow678@thelastfrontier.com]
Subject: DOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
hello dib i have fonud a way 2 reech yor puny brainz by NET HAHAHA!!! a;ll filthy stniking huminz shall suffer HORIBLY. wen i am don with my big super thingy of DOOM! yu shall suffer at the hands of ZIM! nd the almity irkne army will ruuuuule! yu! yu and yor considrebly pointy FINGERZZZ shal;l sucum 2 the power of ZIM! i will b wachign yu dib veri closly. JUST YU WATE TIL I RAIN DOOM ON AL YOU FILTHY EARTH PIGGEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
sinseerly
ZIM!
---
From: "Dib" (cloaked_shadow678@thelastfrontier.com)
To: "ZIM!" (iamzim@irken.org)
Subject: Re: DOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Oh, come on. You call this a message of "doom?" You can't even spell the word "very" right, for crying out loud!!! Get a grip, Zim. When I am done with my experiments, THE WHOLE WORLD will know that YOU are an ALIEN!!! YES, an ALIEN, Zim! Like we ALL SEE THAT YOU ARE!!! ...Or maybe just me, but that's beside the point. One of these days, Zim, one of these days, your true form and your so-called "plans" for dominating Earth will be revealed and you will meet your demise. JUST YOU WAIT!
Dib
---
From: ZIM! [iamzim@irken.org]
To: Dib [cloaked_shadow678@thelastfrontier.com]
Subject: Re: DOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
well YU hav a FREEKISHLY LARJ HED!!!!!!1 i promis yu that JUST BEEKUZ I DONT SPEL GOOD DUZ NOT MEEN I WONT RUUUUUUUUULE YUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! wen i hav my way with erath the almity irken army will DESTROY YUUUU!1 i am desynign a big-like big super thingy of DOOM! that wil;l eradicaet yur puny planit inot TINY SPOTS OF MOLECULIR DOOOOOOM!!!!!!1111 adn with gir in SUPERMODE i will DESTROY YUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!11 just yu wate, flithy earht child! YUR TYME FOR DOWNFAL WILL KUM!1
sinseerly
ZIM!
---
From: "Dib" (cloaked_shadow678@thelastfrontier.com)
To: "ZIM!" (iamzim@irken.org)
Subject: Re: DOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
MY HEAD IS NOT LARGE!! Did you know that you repeat yourself a lot, Zim? And did you know that you are A COMPLETE AND TOTAL IDIOT? It's funny how you prance around stating all these plans of grandeur. If you're so busy working on this "big super thingy of DOOM!", how come you have the time to email a "filthy earth child" such as myself? Really, Zim, think through the logics here. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!
Dib
---
From: ZIM! [iamzim@irken.org]
To: Dib [cloaked_shadow678@thelastfrontier.com]
Subject: Re: DOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
DAER YU KWESCHUN MEEE?!?!? i am ZIM! and i am ALWAEZ RITE!!!1 SO BOW DOWN TO ME NOOOW! yu huminz and yor foolish teknoligeez! my irken masheenz ar bi far mor potint then yor dusgustengly infirier...thingys!!! WEN I COMPLEET MY BIG SUPER THINGY OF DOOM!, YU WILL ALL FEAL THE RATH OF ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
sinseerly
ZIM!
---
From: "Dib" (cloaked_shadow678@thelastfrontier.com)
To: "ZIM!" (iamzim@irken.org)
Subject: Re: DOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Greetings. This is Dib's father, Prof. Membrane. I find that you are a highly disturbed and delusional yet rather interesting child. However, I think that maybe you should spend sometime away from your computer - and away from my son, Dib. Your sanity level is highly questionable and your messages most unintelligible. Have you ever considered professional counseling? It can prove highly therapeutic for your type. I suggest you look into it; it's not too far out of your league and would it would be a great thing for you in the long run.
Good luck in all you endeavor.
Prof. Membrane
That's it for now. Chapter two coming soon! XD R/R what I have so far if you wish. =]