DISCLAIMER: I do not own "Farscape". They are the sole rights to the Jim
Henson company. But if I did own them, I would move them from the Sci-Fi
Channel to one that truly deserves the right to show a great show!!
Bigger the Talk, Smaller the Action By Code Breaker
Story 1: Bad Time? Story start in 3, 2, 1....
"Hey Aeryn, I'd... Woah! Sorry, did I come at a bad time?"
"No, Crichton, you didn't. Come on in, I don't mind."
"Look, I can come back later while you finish up."
"Oh, come on, it's not like this is your first time seeing me doing this."
"Actually, Aeryn, it is."
"You're a bad liar. You were watching me the last time."
"How would you know?"
"I heard you panting."
"I wasn't panting! I was just breathing."
"How about you give me a hand?"
"Woah... That's rather slippery."
"Of course it is, I've been working on it for at least half an arn."
"Aeryn, you're the only one I know who cleans a pulse pistol VERY thoroughly."
"To quote you, John, 'Damn straight'."
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Story 2: A Small Lesson Story start in 3, 2, 1...
"Okay, Pip?"
"Yeah..."
"Okay, first you put your hands here and here."
"On the head?"
"Yeah, and then here and here, like this, across your chest."
"This is rather kinky, Old man."
"Do you want to learn this or not?"
"Okay, I'll learn it."
"Then you put your hands here on your hips and then you shake your hips."
"Is this good?"
"Uh.. nononono... You're shaking them to fast Chi. I swear if Aeryn finds out about this, she'd kill you and me. You shake 'em slow like this."
"Oh... That's good to know! Is this better?"
"AAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhhh! There you go! That's better."
"I knew I'd enjoy this as much as you would."
"Now you know how to do the Macarena, Pip!"
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Story 3: Not What You Think Story starting in 3, 2, 1...
"Ooooh!"
"Ahhh!"
"AAhhh! OOOHH!! YES! HARDER! HARDER!"
"Rygel!"
"AH!"
"Buckwheat, what did I tell you about messin' with my porn vidchips?!"
"You said that watching porn was a good way to start your morning, Crichton!"
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Story 4: Not In The Mood Starting in 3, 2, 1...
"Uh..."
"Give it to me!"
"Nooo."
"Crichton I need that!"
"I don't think so. At least give me time to lube it up for ya!"
"Damn it, I don't have time for this!"
"Oh, come on, Aeryn, I'm sure you know from experience how to do it with your hands."
"Just shut up and give it to me!"
"No!"
"That's it."
"Woah! What is that?"
"What do you think it is?"
"It feels like a pulse pistol pressed against Little John..."
"Unless you want to be lesser than the average male, quit frelling around and give me the wrench! I can't loosen the bolt without it!"
END
Bigger the Talk, Smaller the Action By Code Breaker
Story 1: Bad Time? Story start in 3, 2, 1....
"Hey Aeryn, I'd... Woah! Sorry, did I come at a bad time?"
"No, Crichton, you didn't. Come on in, I don't mind."
"Look, I can come back later while you finish up."
"Oh, come on, it's not like this is your first time seeing me doing this."
"Actually, Aeryn, it is."
"You're a bad liar. You were watching me the last time."
"How would you know?"
"I heard you panting."
"I wasn't panting! I was just breathing."
"How about you give me a hand?"
"Woah... That's rather slippery."
"Of course it is, I've been working on it for at least half an arn."
"Aeryn, you're the only one I know who cleans a pulse pistol VERY thoroughly."
"To quote you, John, 'Damn straight'."
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------
Story 2: A Small Lesson Story start in 3, 2, 1...
"Okay, Pip?"
"Yeah..."
"Okay, first you put your hands here and here."
"On the head?"
"Yeah, and then here and here, like this, across your chest."
"This is rather kinky, Old man."
"Do you want to learn this or not?"
"Okay, I'll learn it."
"Then you put your hands here on your hips and then you shake your hips."
"Is this good?"
"Uh.. nononono... You're shaking them to fast Chi. I swear if Aeryn finds out about this, she'd kill you and me. You shake 'em slow like this."
"Oh... That's good to know! Is this better?"
"AAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhhh! There you go! That's better."
"I knew I'd enjoy this as much as you would."
"Now you know how to do the Macarena, Pip!"
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Story 3: Not What You Think Story starting in 3, 2, 1...
"Ooooh!"
"Ahhh!"
"AAhhh! OOOHH!! YES! HARDER! HARDER!"
"Rygel!"
"AH!"
"Buckwheat, what did I tell you about messin' with my porn vidchips?!"
"You said that watching porn was a good way to start your morning, Crichton!"
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Story 4: Not In The Mood Starting in 3, 2, 1...
"Uh..."
"Give it to me!"
"Nooo."
"Crichton I need that!"
"I don't think so. At least give me time to lube it up for ya!"
"Damn it, I don't have time for this!"
"Oh, come on, Aeryn, I'm sure you know from experience how to do it with your hands."
"Just shut up and give it to me!"
"No!"
"That's it."
"Woah! What is that?"
"What do you think it is?"
"It feels like a pulse pistol pressed against Little John..."
"Unless you want to be lesser than the average male, quit frelling around and give me the wrench! I can't loosen the bolt without it!"
END