Okay, so, there's these people, who're fighting about something, but, um,
it's really dark and stuff, and so they can't see, and so, um...they die.
And, um... okay, I know. They're fighting because some dude with a milk
carton on his head made this ring, for, I dunno, his girlfriend or
something. Anyway, the people were really mad, because he was, like,
burning houses and stuff. So these people came and were fighting with him,
but I guess it wasn't really with him, it was with all these creepy
little...things.
So anyway, then when they're fighting, he (Milk Carton Dude) comes out and is hitting people with this little club/stick type thingy, and I guess he must be really strong, because all the people like, flew backwards and stuff. And then this one old guy came up and tried to whack him with his sword, but he got hit with the Dude's stick thing and he was like, bleeding and stuff. Then this other guy came up to him and the Dude came up and the guy tried to pick up the old guys sword, but the Dude stepped on it and broke it.
And then the guy sliced off his finger, I mean, man! He just ,WHACK, lobbed it right off! Anyway, the Dude's finger fell on the ground, and the Dude EXPLODED! I mean, he literally...KABOOM! And then the guy picked up the finger, I mean, that's gross, geeze, and the finger, like, crumbles up, and the ring is there, and, um, yeah, and then he's riding, and I guess people wanted him to throw it away, but what good would that do? I mean, sure, it's pretty tacky, but he could give it to HIS girlfriend!
And anyway, he was, like, killed by those little things they were fighting with earlier. And he's all bloody and stuff, and the ring goes down to the bottom of the lake thing where he died and stuff. And then, some hand comes down and picks it up, and, like, its all dirty, then when it comes out of the water, it's still pretty dirty, and he's all hissing and stuff, and he all goes "My preccccccccciousssssssssss," and dude, not THE Dude, though, because, yeah, he exploded.
SO anyway then thers that things, and its all skinny and ugly like, and it lives in this little rock thing , i think its like, a mountain or a cave or some other place with rocks. Anyway, then the ring fell, and this little man with red hair came and picked it up. The Hissy Dude was all like, "Theifss! It's mine! Blasssssssssh blahsssss bsslah!" And then the little Dude like, ran away. And, then, like, oh yeah, I think his name was Barbo or Bambo or something. And he was a -what?- a...hoppit? Hibbit? Hobbit? Wow. What a bunch of weirdos.
So anyway, then when they're fighting, he (Milk Carton Dude) comes out and is hitting people with this little club/stick type thingy, and I guess he must be really strong, because all the people like, flew backwards and stuff. And then this one old guy came up and tried to whack him with his sword, but he got hit with the Dude's stick thing and he was like, bleeding and stuff. Then this other guy came up to him and the Dude came up and the guy tried to pick up the old guys sword, but the Dude stepped on it and broke it.
And then the guy sliced off his finger, I mean, man! He just ,WHACK, lobbed it right off! Anyway, the Dude's finger fell on the ground, and the Dude EXPLODED! I mean, he literally...KABOOM! And then the guy picked up the finger, I mean, that's gross, geeze, and the finger, like, crumbles up, and the ring is there, and, um, yeah, and then he's riding, and I guess people wanted him to throw it away, but what good would that do? I mean, sure, it's pretty tacky, but he could give it to HIS girlfriend!
And anyway, he was, like, killed by those little things they were fighting with earlier. And he's all bloody and stuff, and the ring goes down to the bottom of the lake thing where he died and stuff. And then, some hand comes down and picks it up, and, like, its all dirty, then when it comes out of the water, it's still pretty dirty, and he's all hissing and stuff, and he all goes "My preccccccccciousssssssssss," and dude, not THE Dude, though, because, yeah, he exploded.
SO anyway then thers that things, and its all skinny and ugly like, and it lives in this little rock thing , i think its like, a mountain or a cave or some other place with rocks. Anyway, then the ring fell, and this little man with red hair came and picked it up. The Hissy Dude was all like, "Theifss! It's mine! Blasssssssssh blahsssss bsslah!" And then the little Dude like, ran away. And, then, like, oh yeah, I think his name was Barbo or Bambo or something. And he was a -what?- a...hoppit? Hibbit? Hobbit? Wow. What a bunch of weirdos.