A/N: These are just some messed up poems about Lord of the Rings I wrote on an airplane.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of Tolkien's work.

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Aragorn is a man,

Who I really want to ban,

Because he has really dirty hair,

That stinks up the air.

But I can't because he's a future king,

Who likes to say ring-a-ding-ding.

He may be a pyro, who sets wraiths on fire,

But Arwen still loves him and the Shire.

He has so many names,

And he isn't even maimed.

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