Disclaimer: I don't know Shaman King.
Sam: Welcome one and all, to the new Tonight Show! As you all know Jay Leno is going to retire, and I will be filling in for him for now. So lets begin! LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!!
--Silence… more silence… hey! A cricket!--
Morty: Umm… Sam? No ones here. Maybe we should just-
Sam: QUIT? It's that what you were going to say? QUIT! NEVER! I have to think of something, but thinking hurts! –thinks anyway-
Morty: Don't hurt yourself Sam. You've just started working and don't want to go to the hospital on your first day. Sam? Are you listening to me?!
Sam: -loafing around- I'm DIZZY! Morty help! Whee!
Morty: -sweat drops- Great! Fired on the first day… and we're not even getting screen time! Argh!
Sam: -light bulb- I know! How about we have each of the Shaman King characters on our show?
Morty: It sounds good, but will they agree?
Sam: Hehehe! I have my ways. –evil smirk-
Morty: O.O This'll be good!
--At the Shaman King's house…--
Sam: PLEASE!! I beg of you! Be on my show!! –on knees-
Morty: -anime drop- You said you had it covered!
Sam: I lied! Anyways! PLEASE ANNA! PRETTY—
Anna: Ok.
Sam: I'LL- what? You will? THANK YOU!!
Anna: Baka.
Morty: Is the shame over yet?!
Sam: YEP! And I go them to join too! GO ME GO!
Morty: O.O Really? All of them?!
Sam: Well no… but I know Anna will force them.
Morty: Women are scary…
Sam: Wimp.
How's that? Pretty good? I hope you enjoyed it! And please vote! Who should be on the show first? REVIEW! JA NE!