Author's Note: My first SpongeBob fic. Yay. I hope I don't screw this up. Oh well, I can't make it any worse than some episodes of the show and some fics I have seen.

Also, if this idea sounds familiar to you then that because I got this idea after watching the first two episodes of called Steins; Gate. No worries, you don't have to watch those episode to know what this fic is about. I might do more, but we'll see.

Deep under the water, in Squidward's house, the owner was enjoying his day off from work. Away from all his troubles, he sat down and turn on the television, but just as did, a loud noise pierce through his ears and it him cringe. A noise that sounded like someone was playing the bagpipes in front of a microphone. The sound went off again and another.

In a heated manner, he stomped over to his neighbor's house and pound his tentacle on the door multiple times.

"SPONGEBOB?!" He yelled.

As the door unlocked and opened, the Squid stopped. He was greeted by SpongeBob who looked at him with bright, innocent eyes caring a bagpipe in his arms.

"Oh, hi Squidward? Came to hear me practice for the Bikini Bottom talent show?"

"NO?!"

"Well, maybe some other time?"

"Could you keep it down? All I want is just some peace and quiet."

"Okay, I'll try to keep it down, but I must warn you; I tend to get pretty crazy when I practice."

"Fine, just make sure you keep it down?"

"Sure thing, Squidward."

After that, the blue Squid went back inside, relax, and started to watch the television when, all of the sudden the sound of bagpipes started to blast-off again. He went back over again, but ended up with the same results. After the third try, he gave up speaking to yellow sponge and stayed in house.

I've got to get rid of that menace! He's driving me crazy! Squidward thought bitterly. But how was going to this? What was going to keep SpongeBob busy long enough for him to have some time to relax. He flipped the channel to and came across a show where some fish were messing around with a microwave. Soon an inside idea fill his mind. A bit cruel? Maybe, but it would be worth it. He rushed over and knocked on the door.

As soon as SpongeBob came out, Squidward plucked up, looked at with worried eyes, and said "SpongeBob, You got help me?!" Before the Sponge could say anything Squidward rushed them inside his house and placed his yellow neighbor in front of his microwave. "See?"

"Ou? You're right. Your microwave seemed to be really dusty."

"WHAT, NO?! I mean, I put one of my microwavable casseroles in there, but when I try to get it out, it was gone. I think something must have teleported it into town. I need you to find it. Without it, I might die of hunger!"

"Say no more Squidward, I'll find your casserole for you."

After SpongeBob walked out of the house and into to town, the squid walked back into the kitchen, chuckled a bit while getting out a frozen microwavable casserole, popping into the microwave.

"Casserole teleporting from the microwave, yeah right. Could that buffoon get any dumber?" Just then a ding sprang up and Squidward went to get the food out. But as he did however, he found the casserole gone. "Huh? What happen to my casserole? It was just here?"

Meanwhile as Squidward was looking for his lunch, Sandy was at her home when microwave flashed a light before being replaced by a casserole. She checked on it and said "Wow'e! That matter teleport that I made from an old microwave sure worked." The squirrel then took the food out and eat it.