Two titans stood guard in the hanger bay as crates were being loaded onto a ship three times the size of a skiff. The ship was large and heavily armored with two machine gun turrets on ether side and a rail gun built into the middle.
"Man I feel sorry for anyone forced into this hunk of junk."
"Yea man, I hear they're flying the poor souls on here out past the reef."
"Heh I'd like to make a pit stop at the reef and rub one out with the queen, if you know what I mean."
Both of them started chuckling while Holiday rolled her eyes. "Pigs."
Heading down the stairs to the hanger floor a Hunter in all black armor walked up to Holiday and removed his helmet and flashed his sparkling white teeth. "Hey there"
Holiday glanced up at the Guardian before her; Red eyes, chiseled chin, black fro hawk with a red stripe down the middle.
"Let me introduce myself, I am Alan, but my friends call me Rex... Do you want to be my friend?" He flashed another smile just as a black and green ship landed in the hanger bay with a brown haired Hunter jumping out and looking around. Holiday pushed past Alan and tackle hugged the Guardian from behind.
"I think she's taken dude." one of the Titans suggested while the other held in a laugh.
"She just needs time to think." He replied while turning to look at the two making out and heading back to his ship. "Yea... That's probably it."
"I think he's a little "One of the Titans nudged the other and spun his finger in a little circle next to his head then pointed to Alan.
At the sound of fan girls screeching everyone's head turned as a Titan in Spearhead armor jumped off the railing to escape the large group of girls, and few guys, chasing him, he rolled and hid behind the two titans as the group moved to another section of the tower.
"Thanks gentleman." He said with a patriotic voice, removing his helmet in the process. His hair was cut short almost like a buzz cut but a little longer on top. His eyes were a deep shining green.
"Yea no prob man." One of the Titans replied when Alan stepped right in his face and compared himself to the newcomer. "Hm... Both of us are built... I have cooler hair... Our eyes are on par... Hmm... Want to tell me why you were running from a mob of mostly girls?"
"Um well..." He shuffled nervously.
"What are you gay?" Alan asked getting impatient.
A firm grip on the shoulder by one of the Titan's pulled him off. "He's not gay, don't you recognize him?"
Alan squinted and shrugged. "Not really."
Sighing the Titan began to explain. "This is Matt, one of the most decorated Guardians in both the Crucible and the Vanguard. Currently not on a fireteam although many desperately want him."
"A celebrity..."
"Yo! Is this the ship I'm being forced into spending the rest of my life on?" A warlock asked talking from the balcony. He was dressed in Extropy Morph armor and had pure white hair coming down covering his bright purple eyes somewhat.
"Depends. Are you here to help with this top secret mission?!" Matt yelled back making the Titans and Alan cringe.
Gliding down in front of them they got a better view at the warlock before them. He was thin for the most part but seemed to have good posture and a light behind his eyes like he knew something no one else did. "You know it won't be very secret if you yell it for everyone to hear in the tower."
Matt covered his mouth embarrassed while the Titans snickered. Alan stepped in between the two and glared down at the new kid. "Don't talk bad about a celebrity!"
"Who? Meat head over here?" He asked leaning to the side to get a better look at Matt.
"A few minutes ago you didn't even know his name..." One of the Titans said nudging the other causing them both to snicker again.
"That's besides the point!" Alan shouted at them and when he turned back the warlock was missing.
Where'd he-"
"Hottie twelve a clock!" The warlock shouted from the roof of the ship causing all four of the guardian's heads to turn in the direction he pointed at.
A female Hunter was walking towards them just after removing her helmets to reveal long blonde hair and sparkling blue eyes. Her was looked like something out of a golden age magazine but at the same time they all felt they already knew her. Her bust was above average and her hips swayed when she walked much like a fun way model.
She walked right up to them and paused. "Pick your jaws up off the ground we have work to do."
The two Titans coughed and pretended to adjust their weapons while Matt looked up at the ceiling and Alan stepped close to her and gave her a dazzling smile. "Hello gorgeous I couldn't help but stare at you because you are so... Captivating..."
She raised one eyebrow and looked up at him. "Excuse me?"
He walked in a circle around her then stared into her eyes again. "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
The warlock on the roof held in a laugh making the hunter lean around Alan and look up at him. "Something funny?" She asked narrowing her eyes.
"Yea there is, all his pitiful attempts to swoon you and from here all it looks like you wanna do is put a bullet in his foot, miss Cassandra~"
She froze for a moment then blinked onto him with a knife pressed to his throat and his hand an inch from her stomach with flames at the ready.
"How do you know my name?"
"How wouldn't I, you've made a splash at the tower like Mr Matt down there, plus... Every guardian knows your sister." She lifted her knife away and landed in front of the poor Titan. "Wait you're Matt? Like THE Matt?"
"Uh... Yes?"
Her eyes grew big and she gave him a bone crushing hug lifting him off his feet. "NO WAYYYYY"
"Ghah! Help!"
"SORRY!" She set him down quickly and brushed off his armor. "I got a little carried away..."
"It's fine... Mind asking how you know me?" He asked confused.
"I've read about the strikes you've led and fought against you in the crucible, is it true you only play with randoms in crucible?"
"Yes it is, I like to think of it as a training session."
"Inspirational..."
Alan tapped her on the shoulder. "Hey baby, why don't you drop the zero and get with a her-"
"Excuse me what have you done with your life?" She asked furiously.
"Um... What?" He asked a little surprised.
"I hate people that sit around doing nothing or goofing off. People like Matt here has actually done things and helps people what have you done?"
"..."
"Exactly."
"I ate 3 bags of Doritos today and drank two liters of Mountain Dew." The warlock said raising his hand. Making both the Titans laugh under their helmets.
"I'm sorry I don't think I got your name."
"Isaac." He said and gave a small smile.
"Well Isaac, may I ask why someone as worthless as yourself is on this mission?"
"Well you see, princess-"
"HIIIIIIIIII EVERYONE!" An over excited voice yelled as a female Titan dressed in purple and gold armor decorated in the Queen's insignia waved furiously from the balcony. She started running down the stairs and ended up slipping on the last one, her helmet smacking headfirst into the floor and a thundering thud sound.
"..."
"...uh"
"Is she..."
They all looked at each other then rushed over to help her up except Isaac who simply adjusted himself into a more comfortable position.
"Are you all right miss?" Matt asked lifting her up off the ground while Cass removed her helmet to check for injuries. It was clear she was an awoken by the fact she had pale blue skin with royal purple hair and purple eyes.
Matt immediately started blushing when she started waking up, handing her to one of the Titans.
"Where am I..." Her eyes fluttered open while she rubbed her head with one hand and looked at her reflection on the helmet of the Titan before her. "Did you save me?"
"Uh..."
"MY HERO!" She kissed his helmet leaving purple lip stick in the shape of slightly parted lips and hopped out of his arms, standing in front of the crowd.
"My name is Xerna, the queen's ambassador. Pleasure to meet you all."
They stared at her dumbfounded for a moment before the sound of someone clearing their throat got their attention.
"Good evening guardians is everyone counted for?" Ikora asked in a dignified way.
"Depends how many are supposed to be here?" Isaac asked.
"Six... I count five."
"I counted seven ma'am." Matt said pointing towards the two Titans.
"Oh they won't be joining you, they were guarding the ship while we loaded it, no need for a pesky Hunter swiping some secret tech."
"So who we missing?"
"... The exo... Isaac go get her!" She ordered.
"Why meeee."
"Cuz you're the only one that knows her."
"Fine, but there better be snack cakes on that ship when I get back."
Isaac floated up and started walking to Banshee, the gunsmith. Upon getting to his stand he saw him speaking with a customer and a female exo sitting on a box of ammo typing fast on a key pad. About the time he got there the Customer walked off with an auto rifle and the two exos nuzzled causing a spark to shock between their lips making them both giggle.
"Yo!" He waved at the two and they separated both becoming shy.
"Uh yes? How may I help you?" Banshee asked while the female giggled and wrapped her arms around his chest.
"Uh it's time for her to go." He said quickly tapping his wrist and looking towards Ikora stomping her foot waiting. "Like now."
"Awww, ok baby be safe." He kissed her again making a small trail of electricity zap their artificial lips before she hopped over his display of guns and following Isaac down to the hanger.
When they arrived they were quickly ushered into ship and loaded up. While they were all getting comfortable and strapped in they got into positions, Alan on the left turret, Cassandra on the right, Isaac and Matt at the controls with Xerna on Commutation and finally the female exo on navigation.
"So what did you say your name was again?" Alan asked over the radio addressing the female exo.
"My name is Siren-6 but you can just call me Siren."
"Let's hope that number doesn't stand for your age." Alan said making only himself laugh and making the others sigh except Xerna who didn't understand.
"Anyways lets just get going already." Isaac said getting impatient.
Matt agreed and began the sound off. "Weapons?"
"Check"
"Check"
"Communication?"
"Good."
"Navigation?"
"Ready."
"Pilot?"
The engines started up and blasted out of the hanger breaking orbit in three point three seconds and flying past the moon shortly after.
"Heh, you don't even have to ask." Isaac replied.
Hope you enjoyed. This will be a side project of mine which is more adult and comedy based. Since I have to wait for my co writer on my main stories I thought this would be a good use of my time. I hope you read and enjoy this take and if you have any questions put them in the reviews and I'll answer them next chapter or by PM depending on the question.
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