They're Having Sex
Chapter 1

A/N This is only two chapters this Chapter isn't really long, but trust me the next one will be longer then this (I Hope) just being honest but hope you enjoy.

Finn just got home from football practice he thought it was just him and Kurt home. Then he heard screaming from Kurt's room. Finn thought he was hurt so he panicked and grabbed a bat and ran down stairs to Kurt's room.

Then he hear "Oh! Blaine" he waited for some more unmentionable words. Then he heard Blaine "Yes scream my name K-kurrrt!"

Then Finn realizes something and starts screaming

"THERE HAVING SEX! MY LITTLE BROTHER AND HIS BOYFRIEND ARE HAVING SEXX FOR THE FIRST TIME IM TELLING EVERYONE!"

Blaine and Kurt heard everything even the door shut.

Finn got in the car to text everyone except their parents and , because he maybe stupid but not that stupid. 5 minutes later Kurt and Blaine got a text from Finn.

Then another 5 minutes went by,

Mercedes sent the first text Get some white boy,

then Puck Good Job, Buddy,

then Brittany Don't get my unicorn pregnent,

then of course the worst one out of all of them Santana Make sure you say his name it always works.

After he got all the text he sent his own.

To: Mercedes Don't worry I did ;)

To: Puck Better than you'll ever get

To: Brittany Guys can't get pregnent

To: Santana He did more of that then me :)

After that Kurt leaned in to give Blaine a Kiss tasting himself on Blaine. It was EPIC

A/N I hope you enjoyed this first chapter it was longer than I expected it I guess it just looks long when you wright it but #YOLO Disclaimer: All rights go to Ryan Murphey for creating an amazing TV Show, but makes me cry sometimes :'(