Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly, sadly.
Freddie's P.O.V
"Hey Freddo, pass me the ham." Sam yelled even though she was sitting right by me.
"Whatever Sam." I said as I passed a huge slice of ham to blond headed demon.
She just grabbed the food from me without saying thanks and ripped into the ham, not bothering to close her mouth while she chewed. Most people would be thoroughly disgusted, but I was used to it. She finished the ham at an amazing speed and turned to look at me.
"What are you getting me for my birthday?" she asked.
I grinned. "Now would I tell you that?"
"Cause I hate surprises. I prefer to know what's going to happen so I'm not disappointed, Fredward. You of all people should know that." She said. I cringed at the memory.
"How about this question, what do you want for your birthday?" I asked.
"A gift card to Build-A-Bra, or a gift card to that new ham place up the street." Sam had been going there everyday ever since they put the place in. "Nothing else, Fredlumps. Don't try to get anything else cause I'll hate it. Got it?"
"Yeah sure, Princess Puckett."
She grunted. "I hope my seventeenth birthday will be awesome, so make sure it is Freddie."
"You're so demanding." I said annoyed. Sam constantly gives me orders.
"Your mom's demanding." She shot back.
I couldn't help but laugh. "You've got that right."
Sam grinned. "I got to go home. My mom is inviting her latest boyfriend over and told me I have to be there."
"Since when do you do what your mom says?" I asked curiously.
"She threatened to take away my ham privileges at home." She sighed.
"Oh I understand now." I said laughing.
"Stop laughing. It's a serious matter, Fredward." Sam said sending me a death glare.
I put my hands in front of me as a form of defense. "I know, I know."
She just nodded at me and left Carly and Spencer's apartment with a resounding slam of their front door. Sam had the weirdest personality, but as much as I wouldn't want to admit it, Sam is my best friend.
Just a few minutes after Sam left, Carly walked in the front door with a huff.
"Hard day?" I asked.
"Yeah, those AP classes are killer." Carly sighed.
She plopped down on her couch right by me and I slipped my around her. She put her head on my shoulder and I leaned down and kissed her softly.
"I missed you," she whispered.
I just smiled. "I missed you too."
Carly and I started dating about a month ago. The first couple weeks were amazing, but lately she had gotten pretty clingy. I had always thought I would love it if she did, but it kind of annoyed me.
"So, I planned the whole weekend out. We're going to go see that new movie out, and then we're going to the lip-gloss store at the mall, and then we're going to Groovy Smoothie on Saturday. Then, on Sunday…." She said.
As I listened to my weekend plans, I sighed. So much for buying Sam's birthday present and going to the tech convention.
"What about Sam?" I asked.
"Huh?" Carly asked.
"Is Sam coming with us?" I asked.
"No, why?" she asked in what I thought was a very bossy tone.
"I just thought she might get lonely this weekend, with nothing to do." I said. Carly and Sam were still friends but they had drifted apart over the past two years. I was never sure why and whenever I asked Sam she ignored me.
"She'll find something to do." Carly snapped.
"Yeah, maybe." I said quietly.
"Stop talking about Sam." She said softly while running her hand through my hair. She pressed her lips against her mine and we kissed for a while, but I pulled away.
"Carly I have to go." I said.
"Why?" she pouted.
"Um, I have a lot of homework."
"Okay…." She didn't look convinced.
"See you later, Carly." I said.
"Bye Freddie."
I walked out of her apartment and down the stairs leaving Bushwell Plaza, needing some fresh air. For some reason, my feet were carrying me to Sam's favorite ham restaurant. I walked in the front door and the familiar scent of meat hit me and I couldn't help but smile. It kind of smelled like Sam.
I walked over to the counter and looked up at the menu trying to decide what to order. I wonder what Sam orders here….
"What can I get for you?" the lady at the counter asked me.
"Do you ever get a customer here with wild blonde hair, and she eats a lot." I said not sure why I was asking this question.
"Do you mean Sam Puckett?" she answered.
"Yeah, Sam Puckett. What does she normally order here?" I asked.
The lady kind of looked freaked out but she answered anyway. "The Super Ham Deluxe."
"Okay, I need 50 orders of that sent to 651 North Parkway." I said. That was Sam's address.
"Wow." Was all the lady said.
"It's for her birthday." I said because the lady looked so shocked.
She punched the numbers into the cash register. "You total will be $242.96."
I pulled out my credit card that my mom gave me for emergencies only, but I considered Sam birthday present an emergency. I paid for the ham and smiled to myself. Now that's going to be surprise for Sam.
A/N: This is my first Seddie fic. I hope you like it! Please review and I'll be updating soon!