H'okay, so! Basically this is a collection of drabbles/mini-ficlets that I've been writing. They don't have titles, for the most part. Most of them are based off of prompts I was given, in which case the prompt will be the title. They're all pretty short. Under 1000 words, basically. Enjoy!

disclaimer - Don't own it, as much as I wish I did.

1. Momokai Drabbly Whatsit

"Mmmm..." This was nice. "Kaidoh..." Very nice, in fact.

Except...

"Kaidoh."

"Kaidoh."

"Oi, Mamushi!"

Kaidoh looked up, his cheeks red, his hair in disarray, and his hands still clutching at Momo's bare thighs. "What?" he snapped, wiping the back of his hand across his mouth.

Momo frowned. "I think," he started, and then paused.

"Congratulations," Kaidoh said flatly after a moment.

"No," Momo said, scowling. "Shut up. I think we... I want..."

Kaidoh breathed out slowly through his nose, which meant he was getting annoyed. Momo swallowed nervously.

"I want to..." How could he put this? "I want to go all the way."

Kaidoh blinked. "All the way where?" he asked gruffly.

"No!" Momo said loudly, getting frustrated. "I want to..." He floundered again, still not knowing how to say it, and instead gestured vaguely between their bodies.

Kaidoh's eyes went wide with sudden comprehension, and he sat back quickly on his knees, as if being in contact with Momo was suddenly a dangerous thing.

"Why?" he finally asked after several seconds of awkward silence. "That's - perverted, and - no."

"Chicken," Momo said, narrowing his eyes.

Kaidoh flushed. "Shut up," he groused. "Pervert."

"It's not perverted," Momo argued. "It's natural."

"Hn." Kaidoh's brow furrowed. "Only couples do that sort of thing."

Momo blinked. "What are we?"

"Not a couple!" Kaidoh said, his eyes widening. "We're - experimenting."

"We've been experimenting for over seven months, then."

Kaidoh pursed his lips, but didn't say anything.

"We could experiment a little more?" Momo suggested hopefully.

Kaidoh's gaze slid to the side.

"I'd stop if you didn't like it," Momo offered, and Kaidoh's eyes snapped back to meet his.

"What makes you think I'd be - be - um."

"On the bottom?"

Kaidoh flushed. "Yes. That."

"Er." Momo blinked, startled by this sudden turn. He should have known the mamushi would be difficult about things. "Because?"

"I'm not a girl," Kaidoh said, scowling.

"Obviously," Momo said, rolling his eyes and then staring pointedly at Kaidoh's naked, flat chest. He let his eyes drift down to the obvious bulge in Kaidoh's shorts. "You liar," Momo said, grinning. "You want to do this."

Kaidoh's cheeks gave up on blushing and his entire face just full out went red. "Shut up!"

Momo was still grinning. "Liar," he said again.

"Dumbass," Kaidoh retorted.

"Chicken."

"Pervert."

"Takes one to know one, Mamushi."

Kaidoh glowered at him, and Momo kept on grinning.

"So can I fuck you, then?"

Later, as he held an ice pack over his eye and thought about all the things he could be doing with Kaidoh had the boy not stormed out on him, Momo realized that perhaps that hadn't been the best way to word it.

FIN