Mycofted looked at Morarity.
"So," mycrofted said.
"Stchrpt" Morarity siad. (Gettid cuzz he talks funny hah)
The tension in the room rose.
3 Months Earlier
"Hmm sounds interesting," said Morarity. He was lonely cuz he hatez molly. He's stil a bad guy but bad guys can get lonly 2. So he went to his compter and typd in the address. Suddenly... the website appeared! (Ok I never been on eharmony so jus remind that). He made an acount on the sit and his email was badguyzhatesherlok gmail (cuz gmail is bettr but emails are lamme). Then he went loking for availabl people in his area. Ther were a lot of hits but one looked cool so he went and clicked on it.
He was happy about it! Ther was only 1 pic but the girl looked hott. But it was also kinda blurry. But she sounded really cool and stuff. She liked drinkin an dancing, 2 thinks that Morarity loved! But he mostly wanted to fuck her.
He sent her a message askin her out on a date. He invitied her to his favorit pub. She responded quicky: "sure you look hott!
There date was on for friday nite. Morarity got al dressed up. He was thinking that it was weird that the girl had a boyish name lik myroftd. But he new it was a girl because the photo was girly. So be forgto about it and finished getting ready for there dat. He wore a coll siut and got al dressed up and loked suppr hottt!
The they both arised.
Morarity was shocked.
Mycrofted was... A guy?!
Plese no flmaes! I'm supur excitied this is my first fanficton evar! pLease review!111