Naruto of the Jikan No Buki (weapons of time)
Chapter 1: beginnings and big reveal.
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Summary: What if Naruto's mother had a bloodline that almost no one knew about. What if due to an attack early in his life it activated and what if he met the Kyuubi the same night and due to explicit knowledge about said bloodline she trained him to use it. Watch as Naruto travels through the ranks of the ninja village and becomes one of the strongest ninjas in the elemental nations. NaruKyu, ShinoHina, and probably more. Slight to major Sasuke and Sakura bashing. Smart Naruto, serious Naruto, powerful but NOT god-like Naruto
"Blah" regular talking
'Blah' thinking
"Blah" demons, summons, or a really pissed of person talking (or Gai and lee yelling at the same time)
"WIND STYLE: GREAT BREAKTHROUGH" techniques
A twelve Year-Old blond haired boy stood slightly panting in a clearing in the middle of the forest. He had long ago discarded his black shirt and his orange with blue jacket, they now laid a few feet away from him on the ground, when he first started training the sun was down and it was about 4:00 o'clock in the morning, it was now 8:30 AM and the sun now shined on the blonds muscular yet lean chest. He had ocean blue eyes and scars that were reminiscent of whisker; there were three on each cheek. Not counting his whiskers he would look like a normal guy, except for the fact that he had circle symmetrically placed on his entire body. The inside of each circle was all the way black, on both arms there were three on each arm, one on the shoulders, one at the joint of the arms, and one on the back of the wrists.
If one were to look at a specific circle they would also find one on the exact opposite side of the body in the exact same place. There was three on each arm, six on each hand hidden by make-up, three on each leg, six on each foot, six on his chest, six on his back, one on each hip, and one on the front of his neck and one on the back of his neck also hidden by make-up, altogether he had fifty-two circles on his body. The sun-kissed blond flexed his hand before the circle on his palm and the circles on his fingertips started to glow.
"WEAPON STYLE: 9MM TWELVE BULLET BARRAGE TECHNIQUE" The boy yelled as a 9mm glock materialized in his glowing hand, he suddenly disappeared without a trace. A tree about seventeen ft. suddenly had twelve holes in it, each one was about the size of a ripe orange, each one pointed in a different direction, and each one a through and through; however the most astonishing thing was that the circumference of the tree was twenty-eight ft. The boy then appeared in the exact same spot he was in before he disappeared; the only difference was that he was facing the opposite direction. Not even two seconds after the boy appeared twelve simultaneous booms were hear echoing through the forest.
He glanced back at his handy work; he slightly smirked as he noticed the damage to the tree. When he was done surveying the damage that his technique caused he walked over to his shirt and jacket and picked them up, he slowly put back on the emotional mask that he made to make every one think he was an idiot and not a threat, instead of a genius as he puts back on his jacket and shirt. 'Just one more day and I can drop this idiotic facade that many people think is my actual life' the blond reminded himself as he walked away from the clearing towards the ninja academy back in the village. As he walked the blond wondered what kind of test there were going to take before they can graduate to become full-fledged ninja, or at least genin rank. While he walked he ignored the constant glares, sneers, and disgusted looks he got from 98% of the villagers as he walked by them.
A rather inebriated old man in the crowd on the left side of the street, noticed that the boy wasn't paying attention bent down, picked up a rather jagged looking rock, stood back up and threw the rock as hard as he could at the back of the blondes' head, unfortunately the blond was so warped in his thoughts that he hadn't noticed what the old man had done in time and ended up face flat on the floor with a large gash in the back of his head.
"That's for killing my family twelve years ago you DEMON!" the old man yelled at the boy, startling everyone in the street before a large smile crept onto every single one of their faces. Two light thumps were heard and everyone turned to see two ANBU standing in the street near the old man.
"Sir you're going to have to follow us, for you have attacked a citizen of Konoha and have broken the third hokage's law. We will take you to a holding cell until a verdict has been decided if you guilty or not." The dragon masked ANBU said before the two ANBU lead the old man away. The blond stood up and brushed the dirt off of him before scoffing as the three people turned the corner. 'probably congratulated the old guy the second they turned the corner for hitting the demon.' the boy sneered before he felt his head and what used to be a four inch long and 1/2 inch deep gash was now an inch long and 1/8 inch deep cut. As he quickly pushed aside the thoughts of just one of the many assaults, assassination attempts, murder attempts, poison attempts, and rape attempts that this village had done to him aside and tried not to let it sour his mood.
The blond kept walking towards the academy hoping to get there without another incident. when he got there went inside to his classroom and sat in his usual spot he then noticed he had about half an hour to kill before people started to show, so he laid his head down and looked out the window.
"What a beautiful and youthful day it is." He muttered before closing his eyes and tried to get a little more sleep. Key word tried
"YYOOUUTTHH!" Two loud and boisterous voices yelled loud enough to shake the windows of the cloud village, which by the way was 2,756 miles northeast of the voices' current location. The blonds head instantly shot up and he was over to the window to see what in Logs name made that horrid racket, he'll soon wish he hadn't. When he looked out the window he saw two people both of them were wearing skin tight green spandex suits with orange leg warmers, also one of them was taller than the other. Now normally that wouldn't scare anyone; however what scared Naruto was that both of them had bowl cut hair-do and the taller one had eyebrows that were one inch tall by two inch wide, the smaller ones eyebrows were half an inch by an inch and a half.
"GAI-SENSEI I WILL DO 1000 PUSHUPS, PULL UPS, AND SIT UPS IN THIRTY MINUTES, AND IF I DO NOT I WILL CLIMB THE ENTIRE HOKAGE MONUMENT FROM BASE TO CLIFF WITH TWO 200LBS. BOULDERS ON MY BACK!" The small clone yelled.
"IF YOU CANNOT DO THAT LEE I WILL RUN FROM HERE TO THE SAND VILLAGE ACROSS THE DESERT OF 100 MILES AND BACK ON MY HANDS WITH THREE 600LBS. BOULDERS TIED TO MY FEET!" the taller clone A.K.A. Gai-sensei yelled with a glint in his eye that just spelled trouble and mental torture for all who watch. Then they did something that would scar the blond for life even more than what the villagers had done to him.
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!" Then the teacher and student combo did something that no sane man would ever do. They gave each other full blown man hugs, and then suddenly out of nowhere an illusion of a sunset with crashing waves appeared behind the two as they hugged. The blond, deciding that he has been traumatized enough for the day put his hands together in a hand sign commonly used for dispelling illusions.
"Kai." The boy muttered as he tried to break the illusion. Again key word tried.
"Kai." The blond said again
"Kai... KAI! KAI! KAI! KAI! KKAAII! WHY WON'T THAT ACCURSED ILLUSION BREAK?" The blond screamed trying as hard as he could to break the illusion or at least look away. Unfortunately he found that he could do neither.
20 minutes later
A twitching blond is what his classmates found as they entered the classroom and sat in their seats. After a full ten minutes a man with a scar across his nose and a man with silver-ish blue hair walked into the class and were greeted by a few students.
"Good morning Iruka-sensei and Mizuki-sensei." A pink haired girl called out.
"Good morning Sakura." Iruka the man with the scar said, "Alright class settle down." he said calmly as they kept talking. His right eye twitched at this, he moved his hands behind his back and formed a few hand signs.
"Alright let me put it another way." He said before his head grew to a very large size, he looked very demonic. "SHUT UP AND SETTLE DOWN!" Yelled the large demonized headed Iruka causing every one, minus the blond and his incoherent babbling to go deathly silent.
"Naruto what's wrong?" Iruka asked the blond.
"Green spandex . . . Eyebrows...sunsets. The hugs, OH the hugs." The boy muttered as the chunnins eyes grew wide at what the blond was babbling about.
"Snap out of it Naruto! The people wearing spandex aren't here." The brown haired man said before smacking the blond back to reality.
"Huh, what the, oh hi Iruka-sensei, and thanks." Naruto said nervously while he sheepishly rubs the back of his head.
"Ok now that everyone is ready, let's start the genin exams." Iruka said with a way to happy smile as he pulled a large stack of papers out of nowhere. "The first part of the exams is a written test followed by successfully pulling of the transformation, substitution/replacement, and 3 clones." The classroom was now full of grunts and groans. Naruto's eye twitched as he watched the chipper chunnin walk between the isles of the desks as he handed out the test. The whiskered blond glare at the second worst enemy to humanity right behind paperwork, the paper test.
'Okay next time I have to do a paper test I'm going to light it on FIRE and Th- wait is Iruka skipping?" The boy thought as he looked over at the scared nosed man. The man was in fact skipping as he passed out the rest of the papers.
"Okay you have one hour to complete this test, you may start your test. . . Now!" Iruka exclaimed as the students quickly started to fill out there tests. After about five minutes Naruto leaned back in his chair and stared at the ceiling as the test sat finished in front of him.
'Yo Reiko-Chan, you awake?' The blond asked then waited for a response.
"*Yawn* Yeah, what's up Naruto-kun?" A feminine overbearing yet slightly demonic voice answered in his head.
'I'm done with the first part of the exam and there is about fifty-five minutes left. Can I come in there with you?" he asked
"Yeah, give me a second and I'll pull you into your mindscape." Reiko said before Naruto got tired and closed his eyes.
[Inside Naruto's Mind]
When he reopened them he was lying on the ground in a forest, he stood up and followed the path just to his right. After walking about a mile he came upon a giant house, he walked inside and the first thing he noticed was a girl about his age standing in the middle of the living room.
She wore an exquisite red, gold and silver kimono with images of foxes on it, she had long straight red hair that went to the middle of her back, and she also had amethyst colored eyes. All in all she was beautiful and for the most part looked normal; except for the fact that she had a pair of fox ears on top of her head, and nine large and bushy fox tails slowly swaying behind her. She was the queen of all demons and the most powerful walking natural walking disaster in the world, but to him she was his Reiko-chan.
"Rei-chan I'm here." Naruto said before preparing for what was about to happen next.
"NARU-KUN!" She squealed as she flipped around and executed a perfect fly tackle. The blond braced himself as her body smashed into his upper body with the power and speed of Akamichi when they get mad after being called fat, so about the equivalent of a freight train.
The second they both hit the ground Reiko instantly started to cuddle his torso, as soon as he regained the breath that was just knock out of him he looked down at the red headed girl with soft eyes. When she finally got comfy on his chest he wrapped his arms around her before standing up and carried her to the closest sofa and sat down, as she snuggled close to his chest he scratched the back of her ear causing her to purr.
"Can you believe that it's been 8 years since we first met in here?" Naruto asked as he continued to scratch the back of her right ear.
"Yeah the reason why it happened could have been better though." She said as Naruto shuddered as he remembered that night.
-Flashback: October 10, 8 years ago-
A four year-old Naruto ran from the angry mob that always assembled on his birthday. As he ran down the street away from them he saw an alley way and quickly ducked into the alley only to literally come face to face with a dead end as he ran face first into the wall at the end of the alley. He turned around so his back was flat against the wall and saw the mob of angry villagers block the only way out of the alley all of them yelling and muttering different things.
"Kill the demon, kill it, and kill it now!"
"You killed my sister 4 years ago now I'm going to kill you."
"Die Kyuubi!"
"Why are you doing this to me?" The blond asked as they moved in on him. each villager punched or kicked the blond at least twice, as the mob beat the living day lights out of the four year-old circle like marks started to shine on his body at symmetrical points before the stop glowing leaving black spots about the size of a medium sized watch face. The crowd started to split as a large man came waded through them and in his hands was a 1/2 inch wide pipe. When he stopped in front of the boy he quickly drew back the led pipe like a golfer before he swung the piece of metal and cracked the boy in the side of the head causing the boy to become unconscious.
When the boy regained consciousness he noticed he was in a sewer with pipes lining the ceiling, he noticed a glowing red pipe and decided to follow it. As he walked down the corridors of the maze like sewer he found himself in a giant room with two huge cages like doors on the other side of the room, he started to walk towards them thinking that they were a way out. when he was about 20ft. away from the cage like doors a giant claw came out and tried to take his head off, he quickly ducked under the claw and backpedaled a couple of feet before stopping and noticing a nine story tall giant red fox with a malicious grin on its muzzle.
"Are you afraid boy?" The giant fox asked in a cocky tone of voice while it noticed the black spots on the blondes' body. 'Ah a wielder of the Jikan no Buki (weapons of time), things just got very interesting'
"No." Naruto answered simply and the foxes' grin faltered for a moment as the blond absent-mindedly wandered forward towards to cage.
"And pray tell why you are not afraid?"
"Because your locked in the cage and I'm not, now I have a few questions."
"Grrr, fine shoot."
"Where am I, how did I get here, and who are you?"
"Okay, first we're in your mind or more specifically the seal on your stomach, second you got here when the ignorant villagers knocked you unconscious, and third I am the KYUUBI NO KITSUNE (nine tailed demon fox) THE QUEEN AND RULER OF ALL DEMONS!" She roared before she felt weight on one of her nine tails. She looked down and saw the little four year-old snuggling her tail, her maternal instincts suddenly went into overdrive as she curled around his small body as if she was trying to protect him from some invisible force.
"The Kyuubi? I thought the Yondaime Hokage (fourth fire shadow) died killing you." he said giving her a curious look.
"Ha-ha, a mortal kill me? No mortal can kill me so instead he sealed me in a new born baby." The vixen stated
"Well now that I know why the villagers keep attacking me I guess I'd better go." he said with a solemn voice as he slowly faded away.
"Hey kid before you go how about we make a deal?" The demoness asked.
"What kind of deal?" Naruto asked suspiciously
"I'll teach you how to use your Kekkai Genkai (bloodline limit) if you allow me to see, smell, taste, hear, and feel everything you do." Kyuubi said while pointing at one of the many black spots on Naruto's body.
"Ahh, what are these?" the blond yelled as he noticed all the spots
"They're called plates, when you channel your elemental affinity through them you can materialize weapons from the past, present, and future. So pretty much if it did exist, does exist, or will exist in this universe or the next, you can materialize it abilities and all. So do we have a deal?" The vixen asked. The boy mulled it over for a second before answering.
"Deal." He said before disappearing.
-End flashback-
It took six months before she showed him her human form, a year and a half before she told him her real name, after that they just kept getting closer and closer until what they had wasn't pseudo mother and pseudo son but more like a couple. The blond was broken from his musing as he heard a soft snoring sound; he looked down and saw the Kitsune girl had fallen asleep against his chest. Naruto stood up and adjusted the girl in his arms so he was carrying her bridal style; he walked up one of the two staircases in the large 3 story tall house. When he got to the second floor he walked into one of the two bedrooms on that floor and laid her down in the bed, tucked her in then and kissed her on the forehead before heading back to the living room and looked at the clock on the wall and saw that he had two minutes before the test was over so he quickly ran outside and head-butted a tree effectively knocking himself out.
[Outside Naruto's mind]
The blond opened his eyes followed by putting his hand to his forehead as if he was staving off a headache.
"Okay class time is up please put your pencils down." Mizuki, the other teacher/chunnin said as and all the students put their pencils down as Iruka picked up the tests.
"Now for an extra credit question. Can someone please state all the ranks of a ninja?" Mizuki asked before looking shock as Naruto, the so called dobe (idiot) of the class raised his hand. "Y-yes Naruto?"
"The ranks of a ninja are: Academy student, Genin, Chunnin, Special Jonin, Jonin, ANBU, ANBU Black ops, and Hokage with the last one being the head of the village. Is this info adequate?" Naruto asked accidentally letting his mask slip for a moment and got a nod in return from both chunnin.
"10 extra p-points for Naruto." Mizuki stated before the two teachers started to grade the tests. After thirty minutes they finished grading.
"Okay class we've decided to tell you guys the top 5 scores. Hinata Hyuuga with 87 out of 100, Ino Yamanaka with 92 out of 100, Sasuke Uchiha with 99 out of 100, Sakura Haruno with 100 out of 100, and finally Naruto Uzumaki with 110 out of 100!" Iruka exclaimed with surprise at the highest score, and then all hell broke loose. All most all of the students started to yell that the blond cheated and how Naruto could never get a higher score then there precious Sasuke-kun, the last part was the from the female population of the class. Naruto deciding he had had enough of the bad mouthing of him started to leak a very high and unhealthy dose of KI (killing intent) to shut them up. The class still yelling than there was no way that the blond had gotten such a high score without help suddenly became silent as they felt the now glowing blue eyed blondes' oppressive aura smothering them as if someone had put a 200lbs. cold blanket made of fear on them.
"You will be quiet; you're giving me a headache." Naruto growled demonically as his eyes glowed a fiery red for a moment then reverted back to an ocean blue. The classroom went so silent you could have heard a pin drop, the air was so thick with tension you could have through it with a Raikiri (lightning blade). Iruka, wanting to avoid a panic rush decided to speak up.
"Naruto stop leaking KI so we can finish the exams." Iruka told the blond. For the first time since the class had first saw the blond he glared at everyone minus Iruka, but in the end he reined in his KI aura. "Okay let's start the next part of the exams. You must complete use transformation, substitution/replacement, and then make at least 3 functioning clones to pass and receive your headband to show that you are an official ninja of the leaf." Iruka paused a moment before holding up a piece of cloth with a rectangle of metal on it, on the metal there was a leaf design with a swirl instead of veins in the middle. "Okay first up is . . . Aburame, Shino." Iruka continued as a black haired boy with sunglasses and a trench coat walked up to the front of the room and performed the techniques perfectly before Mizuki handed the boy a head band, Shino then walked back to his seat. It continued this way as Naruto sat back and waited for them to call his name.
"Uchiha, Sasuke." Iruka said as a raven haired boy stood and walked to the front of the class, the boys' attitude literally oozed smugness, arrogance, broodiness, and most of all a stuck-up aura and a massive ego the size which could only be rivaled by an Akamichi's appetite, so it was endless. When he got to the front he formed the ram sign with his hands.
"Henge no jutsu." (Transformation technique) The Uchiha said before a cloud of smoke consumed his body, when the smoke cleared a man with flat raven hair and two lines on his face on each side of his nose. What Sasuke had turned into was his genocidal older brother Itachi, this man had wiped out his entire clan except his little brother and Sasuke hated him for it. Sasuke dispelled the transformation turning back to what he normally looked like.
"Kawarimi no jutsu." (Substitution/replacement technique) The raven hair boy said while his hands were again in the ram seal before he was consumed by smoke again this time when the smoke cleared a log was in his place and he was standing in the corner where the log was before the substitution, he walked back to the middle of the room and move the log out of the way.
"Bushin no jutsu." (Clone technique) Sasuke Said as his hands were went into the ram seal for the third and final time before he was consumed by white smoke but this time when it cleared there were five intangible copies of himself, each one with an arrogant smirk on their faces. Sasuke's fan girl squad (which was 98% of the female population of the class room), or the SFS, squealed about how Sasuke was the coolest and no one can beat Sasuke. Mizuki handed the boy the headband before Sasuke went back to his seat and sat down.
"Uzumaki, Naruto." Iruka said and complete silence encompassed the room as the blond stood up and walked to the front of the room, when he was in front of the teacher's desk he stopped walking.
"Henge no jutsu." The blond said never once taking his hands out of his pockets to make the ram sign as the white smoke consumed him. When the smoke cleared everyone gasped at what they saw, in the middle of the room a handsome blue eyed blond haired man stood in front of them, he wore ANBU style combat pants and shirt, he wore a sleeveless flak jacket and a trench coat, and on the back of the trench coat it said Yondaime Hokage. Naruto had transformed into an exact copy of the villages twelve year dead leader, the only difference was that the man's eyes' didn't carry a caring or full of life look, no instead his eyes were cold, calculating, and full of contempt a look at leaders eyes should never have. White smoke consumed and when it cleared Naruto was once again stand in the room.
"Kawarimi no jutsu." The boy said again not even moving his hands an inch, White smoke once again fill the class room for the umpthteenth time that day. The people in the classroom heard a small thump and when the smoke cleared a little orange book with a man chasing a woman on the cover, also on the cover was a small sticker that read 'M +18 only', this book was called Icha Icha Paradise: Honeymooners delight.
[Three and a half miles away from the academy in the market district]
A man with gravity defying sliver hair, a mask, and a leaf headband covering his left eye signifying he was a ninja walked through the market district, his name was Kakashi Hatake. Not two minutes before he had walked out of an adult bookstore carrying the new copy of Icha Icha Paradise: Forbidden Love, the super mega ultra-platinum edition with an extra 350 pages of never before material in a bag while he was reading his limited edition Icha Icha Paradise: Honeymooners Delight, when suddenly in a cloud of smoke it disappeared from his hand and was replaced with a blue ninja sandal but not just any ninja sandal this one had a foot in it which was connected to a leg which in turn was connected to a body, but not just anybody said body belonged to one Naruto Uzumaki, Kakashi sighed as he with the help of the blond boy balanced said blond boy in his right hand.
"Naruto I'm happy to see you and all but this is the fifteenth time this month that you replaced yourself with one of my precious books, could you please stop doing that it's really getting annoying?" Kakashi asked the blond.
"Well if you didn't read those disgusting books with absolutely no plot line what so ever I would, I mean seriously if you're going to read dirty books choose one with at least a well thought-up or decent plot, not one that sounds like a perverted, no-talent old man wrote it." Naruto said while unknowingly about to cause an old man a lot of pain.
[Somewhere in the land of tea right next to an all-female hot spring]
An old man with long and spiky white hair dressed in green clothes with a red haori (sort of a small over coat made of a single piece of fabric), giggled softly yet perversely as he looked through a peep hole to an all-female hot spring while furiously scribbling down notes for his so called research for his next book Icha Icha Paradise: The Steamy Hot springs, when suddenly he sneezed twice.
"Oh ho a beautiful girl must be talking about how handsome I look and how great my books are." He said before resuming his research, but he looked back through the hole the entire hot spring was empty. His face became EXTREMELY pale before he heard a cough and turned around and saw all the girls that were just in the hot springs in front of him, he sigh as he resigned himself to his fate.
"Okay ladies out shot each, but not below the belt." The old man said as if this were a day occurrence, unfortunately for him it was; however even more unfortunate was that his statement fell upon deaf ears and his pitiful and extremely high pitch screams were heard all across the elemental nations for as the saying goes: hell hath no fury like a women scorned.
[Back with Naruto and Kakashi in The hidden leaf village]
Every male in the village involuntarily shuddered as they heard a very high pitched scream and could only slightly feel sorry for the man and whatever he was being put through.
"As I was saying, try looking for a good book instead of your usual smut. Now if you excuse me, I have somewhere to be." Naruto said before disappearing in a cloud of white smoke and Kakashi felt familiar leather bound orange book in his hand and quickly checked it for any damage, after he saw there was none he flipped it back to the page he was on before Naruto appeared and continued to read it.
[Back at the academy post high pitched scream]
Naruto suddenly reappeared and looked at the two chunnins sitting at the desk in front of him.
"O-ok-okay Naruto-to n-now m-make th-r-ee operational cl-lones." Mizuki said with a heavy stutter. Naruto nodded and took his hands out of his pockets; each hand had the pointer and middle finger pointed out before he put the fingers in a cross-like shape.
"Kage bushin no jutsu." (Shadow clone technique) Naruto said while Iruka and Mizuki sat in shock as ninety-nine solid copies of the blond suddenly fazed into existence in various places in the room, some on the ceiling, some stand on the floor, some in chairs, and some sitting on the desks. Mizuki handed Naruto his headband before the blond Uzumaki dispelled his clones and grabbed the headband tied it around his head and went back to his seat.
"O-okay you may now leave but come back here next week so you can receive your team assignments." Iruka said before the students slowly drifted out the classroom towards their homes; however as Naruto walked home to his empty apartment he had a foxy smile a mile wide on his face that you couldn't wipe off with a katana (standard Japanese sword) as he thought of how his life was going to change and all of it for the better.
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