Disclaimer: This is complete and total FICTION. That means it never happened and is completely untrue. In fact, this is so far from the truth that it isn't even in the same country as the truth. I don't own anybody: Big Time Rush, the characters, and all referenced scenes belong to Nickelodeon, and I make no money off of this. I am not in any way implying said characters' sexual identities.
Today, they were playing floor hockey in PE, and 6-year-old Kendall Knight was so excited. He wanted to grow up and be the next Wayne Gretzky, and this gave him the perfect opportunity to practice (Mama Knight wouldn't let him practice in the house anymore after his shot ricocheted off the fridge and shattered the glass vase.)
The game was tied at 2-2 when Kendall saw his opportunity. He faked left, went right, and shot the puck, which went right over the goalie's shoulder and into the net, giving his team the victory. He leapt up and down.
Ms. Collins couldn't get him to shut about it; she had to send him to the office for a "time out".
When Logan, James, and Carlos came over that night for a "camp out" (it was a Friday, and always had a "camp out" on Friday night), Kendall told them all about it.
"We know. You've only mentioned it 20 times." Logan said.
"I could've stopped it." Carlos said, tapping on his helmet.
"I would've distracted you my prettiness." James said.
"Yeah, yeah. So, what are we doing tonight?" Kendall asked.
"Let's play flashlight tag." Logan said.
"Yeah." They played until Mama Knight told them it was bedtime, and Kendall fell asleep, dreaming of the goal.
"He fakes left and goes right and he scores! Kendall Knight with game-winning goal for the Wild." The announcer's voice said. Kendall and his teammates celebrated the win.
Yeah, he was a few years from there, but every pro player got their start at a young age, right? Kendall knew this was the first step to becoming a superstar.
He couldn't wait to play floor hockey next Friday.