(PokeSkype Adventures)

An OptimalComms Fanfiction

By: Optimus216

(Chapter 1)

Kev the Unstoppable

It was Saturday. Today the OptimalComms team and RobMan were lying around relaxing, playing games, etc. They did this for like 10 hours, instead of doing something productive like recording new parts. "Well, I'm tired." said Tsume. "Goodnight everyone." "See ya, Tsume." said Shane. And then there was 4. (Optimus216, TheRobMan122, KevROB948, and Stungun44)

Suddenly, Stungun stopped drawing, and got up. "Let's play checkers! he said. "I suck at that game." Optimus replied turning off his DS. Kev and Rob both agreed. He did suck at checkers. "Fine then." said Stun. "I will be forced to punch you in the face!" "Wait, wh-" was all Optimus could say before Stun's fist hit him square in the jaw. "H-h-how did y-you do that?" stuttered Optimus. "I'm just that awesome! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!" cackled Stun, as he retreated back into the computer. "That son of a stun gun!" said Optimus. "Don't worry Shane, I got this." reassured Rob. He began charging up power, and launched a Kamehameha through the computer. Optimus was astonished.

Unfortunately, it goes through and hits Tsume, who is asleep at her desk. "OKAY, WHO THE HELL JUST DID THAT!" shouted the awakened Tsume. "Aw, shit!" said RobMan. Pissed that her nap was ruined, Tsume grabbed an M4 from under her desk and began shooting at Rob. "MmMmM, I LOVE a girl that's good with guns." said KevROB. "DAMMIT! I TOLD HER NOT TO USE HER KEYBOARD AS A PILLOW!" said Rob dodging bullets. Unfortunately for her, Rob was a Super Saiyan!

Rob began charging a Spirit Bomb, when out of nowhere..."What's up gu-WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" screamed Monkey, who just got back from recording more parts of Psychonauts. "It's just a Spirit Bomb, chill." said Rob as he continued to charge up energy. "Oh, ok then." Responded M.B.M. He then fell asleep.

Unbeknownst to Rob, Kev had been ready for this moment. He turned it into a Pokemon battle! Optimus got a full team of six, and so did Kev. "We settle this now!" said Kev with a grin. "You bet!" Optimus remarked.

Kev sent out a rooster!

But, it was no ordinary rooster! It had LinkSora74's head! "What the hell is that?" questioned Optimus. "You'll see." replied Kev. "Just send out your Pokemon." Optimus sent out his frst Pokemon. It turns out to be...

RobMan the Fire Bear!

*RAAAWWWRR* ...I'm a bear.

"Whoa!" said Rob shocked at his new appearance. "Hmmmm...let's see..." Optimus said, pondering on his first move.

The rooster grinned, and then it leaped at Rob.

*BUH-BLAM!*

Rob took a direct hit!

RobMan began flying 20 feet backwards.

"I don't think so!" said Optimus. "RobMan, Fire Blast!"

*BA-WOO-WOO-WOOSH*

While still flying, RobMan used Fire Blast in reverse and sent himself flying forward at incredible speed!

* BA-WOO-WOO-WOOSH AGAIN...*

"Now Body Slam!" commanded Optimus.

Using the speed from the blast, Rob made direct contact with the rooster.

*BA-BOMB-BOOM!*

An explosion ensued. Optimus was sweating a bit on his forehead. Kev grinned, with his eyes full of evil. "What's so funny?" asked Optimus. "Just take a look through the smoke." responded Kev. "What?" Peering into the smoke, Optimus sees that the rooster...still stands! "How!" pondered Optimus.

"Simple, Shane. I used my rooster's special ability to weaken all fire damage done by your bear." Kev explained, still grinning.

"Now...rooster, Iron Tail."

*SMACK*

*BA-BOON-BOOM!*

RobMan took the hit like a little bitch. He struggled to get up, but to no avail.

RobMan fainted!

"Grrr...you bastard." Optimus murmured through his gritted teeth. "Oh, I'm so sorry. Looks like your bear just won't be enough. And here I was, expecting a fair fight." Kev smirked with a smug face. "We'll see how long you have that cocky attitude." Shane said deciding on which Pokeball to pick. "I'm sure it won't go that way, Optimus." said Kev. "You have nothing. Rooster, return."

Kev and Optimus switched Pokemon.

"Ok, let's see who's next." said Optimus, grabbing a Pokeball.

*POOF!*

"What the...?" began Shane, "A...dolphin?" Optimus stared at it. The dolphin layed there, looked around, and then looked at Optimus. "Oh, hi Optimus." said the dolphin. It sounded like AZ. "Uhhh...AZ, is that...you?" said Optimus both surprised and confused. "Who else would it be?" "I'm just...startled, is all." "Why's that?" asked AZ who began flopping around. "Well..." began Optimus, only to be cut off. "Go, NTom64!" said Kev throwing his pokeball.

*PALA-PA-POOF*

"Sup, bitches!"

NTom was a big, grizzly looking motherfucker. "The strongest pokemon I have." said Kev grinning once again. "Ummmm...what's going on here?" asked AZ, still confused. "Well, this will be quick." said Optimus, shaking his head. "Hmmm...I can't feel my legs." said AZ. "Well, you don't...have...any. Heheh..." Optimus said. "Why not?" "Well...you're a dolphin." "Why am I a dolphin?" responded AZ. "It's...a long story." said Optimus. "I wanna hear it." "We don't have time for this, AZ." Optimus said glancing over at Kev. "Well, then make time."

"No."

"Yes."

"No!"

"Yes!"

Kev began tapping his foot. "You two done yet?" Kev said impatiently as Tom began scratching his arse. "One sec, Kev." said Optimus, turning back to AZ. "Look, beat NTom, and I'll tell you." "Fine. Oh, I want fish too." said AZ clapping his flippers. "Deal."

*Play ending theme*

Can AZ defeat NTom the powerhouse? Is Kev truly unstoppable? Find out on the next episode of Skype Adventures!

*End*

*Static*

We'll be right back with Really Cookin' with Fire Man, right after these messages!

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