Author's Note – No comment…just read…and yes, Angel counts as a man. And I like making fun of the duct taped couches. And Roger's inability to find the last note of Musetta's Waltz…
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"I dared you to!! Come on, Meems, do it for Angel."
"No way. I am not doing that."
Angel looked at Mimi curiously. "Why not?
Mimi stuttered. "That's…just a little awkward…dontcha think, Ang?"
Collins joined them in the room and asked what was going on. Angel explained the ordeal. When she was done, she began to pout while Collins roared with laughter. When he could finally calm down, he spoke.
"Do you even need any, Mimi?"
"No! That just makes it four thousand times more awkward!!" She turned to glare at Angel.
"What's awkward?" Mark said as he walked into the room, yawning.
Angel spoke first. "I dared Mimi 'cause we were playing truth or dare and now she won't go through with the dare." She went into a pout again.
"Mimi, that's not very fair, now is it? I think you should go through with it. What is the dare, anyway?"
Mimi looked at the three men defiantly. "You'll see…I'm going right now."
"Oh boy…" Collins said in a stage whisper.
She walked to the door of the bedroom, opened it with a dramatic swing, and strutted over to the sea of duct tape.
Sitting down next to Roger, Mimi kissed his cheek lightly and asked what he was doing.
"Not much…still trying to figure out that stupid last note…what's up with you? I heard Angel whining when you two were talking…what did you say?"
"Oh…nothing of consequence. Um, Rog?"
"Yes?"
"Uh…I'm feeling really tired and I was wondering if you could um…"
Roger began to get nervous, thinking that something was wrong. "What is it sweetheart? What do you need?"
"I need…I need you to buy me some…uh…tampons." Mimi blushed the brightest shade of red known to Earth. Even brighter than Mark could have managed.
Roger busted up laughing. "Sure, Meems, I'll go buy you some…"
"Thank you baby."
When Mimi went back into the bedroom, she found Angel, Collins, and Mark rolling on the floor, laughing.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ang, you're hilarious. Just hilarious."
Angel, through giggles, said, "You know it, honey."
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Dumb, yes I know…I was bored…and I wanted something funny. Tell me if it sucked or not.