A/N:
Listen guys, I seriously don't know what the hell this is…
But yeah.
Learn to count to ten,Sohma Style!
Disclaimer: I own 0 percent of anyone's ass.
THE NUMBERS ARE IN BOLD.
One afternoon, Tohru walked along the embankment of a river near Shigure's house. She was quite clumsy though, so she tripped into some poison ivy. This gave her an Ichi Nii.
Tears welled in her eyes, as she stumbled her way back to Shigure's house. But, oh no! The San was in her eyes! Shi fell down an old path and became lost! How would she ever find her way out?
She decided to Go the direction of North, which her Mum said was where the Sun was always pointing. Of course, this was wrong! She should have followed the moss from the Roku's! Silly, Kyoko! Giving your daughter direction skills like that!
Finding her way back to where she was before she fell (by using her own direction skills), she began to want a banana to eat. Her throat was dry and coarse though, so all she could choke out was,
"…Nana…"
She found some wonderful flowers, while heading back to her home, where she could bandage herself up. Or make Yuki do it. But, she was allergic to them!
"Hachi!" She sneezed loudly, covering her face with her pollen-covered hands, only making the sneezing worse. She walked while her hands covered her face, only to end up on Shigure's door step, where a bird was.
"Kyu, kyu!" it hooted loudly, scaring Tohru. She screamed. Kyo and Yuki came to the super stupid rescue.
"You said my name?" Kyo asked, because the number nine is practically his name ending with a u instead of an o. Tohru shook her head and pointed to the bird. "…Oh," Kyo then felt kinda sad. He enjoyed hearing people slash things scream his name.
"Oh, you two!" Tohru scoffed playfully. "I love Ju both so much!"
"Aww, Tohru slash Miss Honda!" They replied happily, before taking her inside to dress her wounds.
And undress her clothes.
A/N:
Yay!
This fic is in honor of my Japanese teacher,
Sakura-Sensei!
Who taught me how to count to 100, say my name, ask people what their name is and how to say, "I really, really love you!" all in one day!
And to Kyo, who taught me how to say things like, "You damn rat!", "I'm gonna kick your ass!" and "I'll send you to Hell!".
And… to Yuki who taught me how to say "Stupid cat,"
Yay!