A Galactic grunt yawned loudly as he tiredly climbed up the steps to the resting area in their headquarters. It had been a long day for him, getting his butt handed to him by that twerp again causing the boss to put him on guard duty which meant standing outside...all day. He smiled as he climbed into the soft bed, already feeling the stress of the day ebb out of his aching muscles. The bed felt warmer than normal but disregarded the fact as he fell into a peaceful slumber.
It didn't take long before the oh so peaceful sleep was cut harshly into by a loud ear shattering scream. The grunt woke only to have a large, ham sized fist hit him in the face. The poor grunt went flying through the wall into the next room. Behind the massive Nidoking was a blond with her hair in a complete mess, holding a sheet protectively over her fully clothed body. With a slight growl and dark aurora imitating from her body, the blond administrator stormed in the direction of the boss, all other grunts and admins leaping out of her and her Nidoking's path.
"THAT'S IT!" The blond roared as she slammed her fist on Cyrus's desk, shaking his coffee and papers. He let out a long annoyed sigh. It was always something with Venus but seeing as her abnormally large Nidoking was behind her it was in his health's best interest to listen to the blond. "That's the eighth time this week a grunt has tried to get cuddly with me! You better do something about this!" She growled, which was echoed by her Nidoking. Cyrus rubbed his temples then calmly took a drink from his 'I'm the Boss' coffee mug.
"Venus, your Nidoking does a fine job of protecting you so I don't see why I should-" He nearly choked on his own saliva as Venus crawled on his desk, deadly blue eyes narrowed as she grabbed is tie and jerked him forward.
"Listen here Cyrus; I'm sick of having my sleep interrupted by those perverted male grunts! I don't care if they mean to or not but when a bed is taken it's fudging taken! And what if they think it's okay to sleep together? Boy and girl together in bed will lead to sex and sex leads to pregnancy. Now tell me how many females work for you?"
"Over half-"
"That's right," Venus cut in. "Over half and if they get pregnant cause they think it's okay to share a bed with men they'll take leave to care for the baby and you, as boss, will have to help pay for the brat since the girl got knocked up on the job." Her blue eyes went impossibly darker and her grip tightened on his tie, pulling him closer to the pale woman. "Now do something about it." She growled before backing away. Cyrus could only watch as the admin left, her Nidoking giving him a pointed look before fallowing his master.
The next day a plaque was nailed to the wall of the rest area reading, 'Team Galactic Nap Room. Ensure the bed is unoccupied before getting into it!'. The day after that another plaque was nailed to the wall, ' Serious punishment will befall the grunt, or in the case admin, that breaks this rule.'