A/N: I thought of this today from listening to the song.
Disclaimer: I don't own either Harry Potter or Goodbye Earl.
Goodbye Snape
Harry, Ron, Hermione were the best of friends
All through their Hogwarts days
All members of the D.A.
Until it got shut down
After Dumbledore died, they went out
Lookin' for Horcruxes
They looked all around the world, and all they found was one
Well it wasn't 3 months after they got the cup that
they got snatched by snatchers
Hermione got tortured, and really screamed
And Bellatrix did the honors
Well they finally got out thanks to Wormtail and Dobby
Harry took Draco's wand
But Dobby walked right into Bella's knife,
And he died in Harry's arms
Right away Harry buried Dobby by hand
With Griphook watching him
They talked to Ollivander and Griphook
And it didn't take them long to decide
To break into Gringotts
Hermione took
The Polyjuice potion
It had Bellatrix's hair in it
Griphook 'n Harry
were under the cloak, yeah
And Ron
Had a different identity
Travers came by and talked to Bellatrix
He got imperioed
Another goblin got imerioed too
For asking for Bella's wand
When they got in the vault
It had a gemino curse
And they found it burned them
And it turns out Griphook double-crossed them
'Cause he took the sword immediately
So they went to Hogwarts and staged a battle
To try and kill the Horcruxes
Snape went to the Shrieking Shack
And Voldemort told him
That Snape had to die
The wand's not working
It must be you
Nagini kill him
And it'll work
And I'll kill Harry Potter
Well did it work?
Darn, now I'm gonna die, hey!
Well hey, hey, hey
Aw, hey, hey, hey
Well hey, hey, hey
Professor, did you just show me part of the last year of my life in song?
Well of course I did, Harry! That just means it was very important.
What?