CROSSOVER... AGAIN! UWOO IT'S HARUHI AGAINST TAIGA!
I sent this story to Otakuzine again. Although the problem is that I haven't been buying recent issues lately. Seems like I have trouble finding them... so yeah, I'm not sure if this story has been posted yet. Anyway. Just read on ahead and tell me what you think!
I don't own Haruhi Suzumiya, and neither Aisaka Taiga.
"Kyon! Help me find an extraterrestrial being right now! Get your butt over here in three minutes! Don't be LATE!" Haruhi screams on her cell phone then bangs it shut. She walks faster, her mouth an upside down V. Haruhi collides with Taiga, not knowing that she has accidentally stepped on her foot. Taiga, with her head down walks toward Haruhi and releases her dark aura. Haruhi steps back and flinches. "Th-the Palmtop Tiger! Amazing!" Haruhi grabs her phone from her pocket and dials Kyon's number. Before it could start ringing, Taiga kicks Haruhi's cell phone away from her ear. "Hey! Why'd you do that?" Taiga swings her wooden sword and points it at Haruhi.
"You just stepped on my foot, you fool!" Haruhi answers back. "Well, I don't care! Why would I bother about your—" Before Haruhi could finish her sentence, Taiga swings her weapon near Haruhi's neck. Haruhi then dodges just in time. "It's right what people say about you—" Taiga goes for another hit but misses. "You're indeed small but terrible!" Haruhi smirks and ducks Taiga's swing. Taiga, out of breath, growls and says, "Shut up, you nosy girl. Don't talk." Haruhi pouts and speaks. "But—" "Don't. Even. DARE!" Haruhi scowls and steps forward. "Don't tell me what to do. I'm the bosshere, little girl!" "You just made my day much worse, Suzumiya girl. Now you're really gonna get it!"
Taiga grabs her bag on the floor and pulls out a duct tape and a rope. Haruhi was about to run, but Taiga was too quick – she deftly wrapped the rope around Haruhi and tightened it. "Hey, HEY! What the- STOP IT, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TO ME?!" Taiga stops and gets the duct tape. "This will shut your nonstop, babbling mouth of yours!" She puts on an evil grin and cuts the tape into two using her teeth. She then tapes it over Haruhi's mouth. "That's better." "Mmmmff!" Haruhi struggles to free herself, but her efforts are in vain. "Don't. You. Ever. Insult. My. Height. Again. Do you understand?" Haruhi nods her head vigorously. "Good."
Taiga bends down to pick up her wooden sword and walks away. She raises her hand by means of saying, 'Farewell, I guess I'll be on my way then.' Haruhi loses her balance and lands on the floor butt first. Kyon then comes running and looks down on Haruhi with a 'whoa-you-got-beaten-up-by-a-little-girl' look. Haruhi squirms and Kyon bends down to pull out the tape on her mouth.
"HUWAAA! Curse that Aisaka Taiga! I hate her, I hate her! I'm gonna get my revenge on her sooner or later!" "Uh, Haruhi, you just got beaten up by the small Palmtop- " "Uh, just SHUT UP! SHE'S CRAZY! SHE'S INSANE! I mean, look, she tied me up!" "Oh, I see. Well, that's what you get if you cross the line, Haruhi. Now you've learned your lesson. Ah, she still has that little kid sense of humor, huh. How cute, tying you like this with a rope..." "Urrgh. By the way, you're late, you idiot..." Her arms still wrapped around her body with the rope, Haruhi slumps her head backward and groans in defeat.