The Salvatore Brothers on: Vampire Books
Damon: Okay, so let me get this straight, my brother and I have been sent on a game show sort of thing to judge vampire books?
Random Girl No One Actually cares About: Yes, yes you have.
Stefan: Hi everyone! This is Stefan here with his brother Damon! Today we'll be judging other vampire books to see what they got wrong.
Damon: Pretty much everything, okay, I'm done, can I leave now?
Stefan: (ignores Damon) so, our first book is Interview with a Vampire by Anne Rice!
Damon: Yeah, I guess I'll have to participate if I want to get out of here, so, well, that book isn't so bad except I don't know what's with the dead blood. I would never drink this "dead blood" if it existed, especially from the force of a five year old.
Stefan: LEWIS TURNED A FIVE YEAR OLD! (Breaks into sobs)
Damon: Anyways, next book is House of Night by P.C. Cast and her daughter Kristen Cast.
Stefan: I love that book! It's so romantic with Stark and Zoey!
Damon: I'm not even going to ask. Well, in this book they get picked to be a vampyre, yeah a vampyre, like any of us, like whoever chooses to turn us, but the thing is they have their own school, tattoos and weird rituals. So, they are very different from us. I mean, they get to bite humans and all so I respect the out of control red fledglings.
Stefan: Don't you think it is romantic Damon?
Damon: (ignores Stefan) and the last book is, drum roll please, you'll never expect this one, the Twilight Saga!
Stefan: That one is so romantic too! I love your taste in books Damon!
Damon: I didn't choose these though!
Stefan: So, in this series the vampires all sparkle, how sweet and they all are vegetarian vampires like me! Edward and Bella fall in love, just like Elena and I! But then they have kids and stuff that are like half-vampire half-human, it's kind of gross. Oh and they be-friend a werewolf, I wish we could do that, instead of cutting off their feet.
Damon: You didn't enjoy cutting of Tyler's feet?!
Stefan: That's all for our show today, hoped you liked it!